only another butch would understand

AtLast · 02-20-2010, 07:16 PM

I do have one...

I am always at a loss when a woman I am seeing wants to know what the attire is for the date. Once, I just described what I was going to wear and she emailed me back and siad - So, what does your wearing a Superman tie tell me? Do you want me to wear something I can fly around on your shoulders in? Or, bring a typewriter? Signed, Lois

DapperButch · 02-20-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AtLastHome

I do have one...

I am always at a loss when a woman I am seeing wants to know what the attire is for the date. Once, I just described what I was going to wear and she emailed me back and siad - So, what does your wearing a Superman tie tell me? Do you want me to wear something I can fly around on your shoulders in? Or, bring a typewriter? Signed, Lois

LOL She sounds great!

Galahad · 02-20-2010, 10:18 PM

I use cotton handkerchiefs. Always keep a clean extra in my back pocket in case someone is in need.

Jet · 02-20-2010, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Galahad

I use cotton handkerchiefs. Always keep a clean extra in my back pocket in case someone is in need.

excellent. i like your film noire style

AtLast · 02-20-2010, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

LOL She sounds great!

Pretty quick on the draw!! LOL! This did totally crack me up. Wish I did have a cape!!! Would have really been great to show up with one on.

Hummmm... note to self... look for a Superman cape at the thrift store...

Mister Bent · 02-20-2010, 11:01 PM

Applies equally well to butches of whatever gender identity.

Jamie Oliver believes that women should abstain from sex with their husbands or boyfriends to punish them if they refuse to cook.

“Men are driven by sex,” the celebrity chef said this weekend at the annual Hay-on-Wye festival. “So the best way for women to get their men into the kitchen would be to stop having sex with them until they start to cook.”

I know you want to read more.

Dylan · 02-20-2010, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Applies equally well to butches of whatever gender identity.

Jamie Oliver believes that women should abstain from sex with their husbands or boyfriends to punish them if they refuse to cook.

“Men are driven by sex,” the celebrity chef said this weekend at the annual Hay-on-Wye festival. “So the best way for women to get their men into the kitchen would be to stop having sex with them until they start to cook.”

I know you want to read more.

Who's Jamie Oliver?

And why should I care what this person says?

I Don't Understand,
Dylan...not being snarky, just lost

ETA: Just read back in the thead...still lost, but more caught up

Dylan · 02-20-2010, 11:12 PM

Mahhh Woman and I went to dinner tonight

While I was rifling through my purse looking for my lip wand, Mahhh Woman says to me, "Oh my god, you sift through your purse like my sister"

I Felt Completely <insert zombie face here>,
Dylan...knows y'all feel Mahhh Pain

apretty · 02-20-2010, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylan

Mahhh Woman and I went to dinner tonight

While I was rifling through my purse looking for my lip wand, Mahhh Woman says to me, "Oh my god, you sift through your purse like my sister"

I Felt Completely <insert zombie face here>,
Dylan...knows y'all feel Mahhh Pain

could you post a picture of your purse?

Mister Bent · 02-20-2010, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylan

Who's Jamie Oliver?

And why should I care what this person says?

I Don't Understand,
Dylan...not being snarky, just lost

ETA: Just read back in the thead...still lost, but more caught up

Oh yeah, me too. I have no idea what I'm doing.

It's the overwhelming influsion of (natural) testosterone that causes the hair to grow to alarming proportions on my knuckles and big toe.

02-20-2010, 07:16 PM	#1
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I do have one... I am always at a loss when a woman I am seeing wants to know what the attire is for the date. Once, I just described what I was going to wear and she emailed me back and siad - So, what does your wearing a Superman tie tell me? Do you want me to wear something I can fly around on your shoulders in? Or, bring a typewriter? Signed, Lois Last edited by AtLast; 02-20-2010 at 07:22 PM. Reason: goof

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Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	The Cooking Portion Applies equally well to butches of whatever gender identity. Jamie Oliver believes that women should abstain from sex with their husbands or boyfriends to punish them if they refuse to cook. “Men are driven by sex,” the celebrity chef said this weekend at the annual Hay-on-Wye festival. “So the best way for women to get their men into the kitchen would be to stop having sex with them until they start to cook.” I know you want to read more. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

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Galahad Member How Do You Identify?: do I have to? Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: I.E. Southern California Posts: 425 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 339 Times in 151 Posts Rep Power: 1446604	I use cotton handkerchiefs. Always keep a clean extra in my back pocket in case someone is in need.

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Dylan Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: She thinks all my jokes are corny Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Great State O' Posts: 880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,027 Thanked 1,838 Times in 500 Posts Rep Power: 0	Mahhh Woman and I went to dinner tonight While I was rifling through my purse looking for my lip wand, Mahhh Woman says to me, "Oh my god, you sift through your purse like my sister" I Felt Completely <insert zombie face here>, Dylan...knows y'all feel Mahhh Pain