only another butch would understand

Stoney · 02-22-2010, 03:53 AM

I bet a purse wouldnt hurt my ass like my wallet does.....maybe Ill have to check into that...lol

back when I was married I tried to carry a purse... I lost it and left it places all the time, the last time i lost it was like 25 years ago and I still havent found it.

Galahad · 02-23-2010, 01:12 AM

Stoney, there is much to think about in your post.
Haircuts, my mom did mine, but she has Alzheimer's now, so I use a razor comb. I keep finding all this great stuff on the ground too. I am trying to put it in my organizer once a week, but invariably I carry it around another day or two. Why is it though with all the screws I find, I never have the one I need and have to go buy more? The Boobs thing, I think to myself "look at the face, no, do not go there, think of their brain, we love their brain,dammit,think brain". It's important to me because I hate it when people look at mine for whatever reason. Still they are so hard to ignore.
Dylan's purse looks just the right size to carry a brick.

AtLast · 02-23-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Stoney

I bet a purse wouldnt hurt my ass like my wallet does.....maybe Ill have to check into that...lol

back when I was married I tried to carry a purse... I lost it and left it places all the time, the last time i lost it was like 25 years ago and I still havent found it.

Thinking about the Progressive insurance commercial with the guy and the european shoulder bag.... Too funny!

Write14u · 03-07-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AtLastHome

Thinking about the Progressive insurance commercial with the guy and the european shoulder bag.... Too funny!

I'm quite comfortable with my wallet, even if it makes my ass look bigger. *grin* I do recall being about 18 and sneaking a six-pack into the movie theater the last time I carried a purse. Not a big fan of fanny packs but they are handy at times, like at an amusement park when you've got a million things to carry.
Dylan's stuff looks pretty dang cool

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRecos7TcA0"]YouTube- Progressive Insurance Commercial - Shopping with Flo[/ame]

imperfect_cupcake · 03-09-2010, 01:14 PM

I'm here to clear up the butch vs femme nose blowing issue.

when Inks and I walk down the street with snotty noses... I daintily plug one nostral and blow a short quick hard *phneh!!!* and snot rocket out one side, then plug the other side and repeat. (this also works well on the bike when the circulation starts going and I don't wish a crusty jacket sleeve)

The first time I did this, Inks said "EW GROSS BARB." then showed me the propper, polite way to drain one's nostrals without a rag. she blew her nose into her hand and then flicked the slot off it with a snap of her wrist while swearing in dutch.

I prefer my way. My hand doesn't get manky. But I'm all delicate and girly like that.

Blade · 03-10-2010, 02:48 PM

quote Stoney how do ya stop yourself from looking at boobs while you are talking to people?

Shakin my head, do we really want to stop looking at them? Hmmm NOPE!

MainelyButch · 04-27-2010, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

quote Stoney how do ya stop yourself from looking at boobs while you are talking to people?

Shakin my head, do we really want to stop looking at them? Hmmm NOPE!

I'm with ya there Blade...

betenoire · 04-27-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Write14u

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]YouTube- Progressive Insurance Commercial - Shopping with Flo

It is not top secret that I have a HUGE crush on the Progressive Insurance Commerical Lady. She is so hot! I love her hairstyle! Look at those eyebrows! I would totally hit it!

I haven't done laundry in nearly 3 weeks. No, I am not lying. Yes, I really do own enough clothes that I can get away with that. Yes, I know it's gross. No, I do not give a shit. I'm considering hiring out for that, actually. I mean, I can't -afford- it or anything...but if there was a cage match between "having milk in the fridge" and "not having to do my own laundry" the latter would totally win.

02-22-2010, 03:53 AM	#1
Stoney Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch lesbian feminist Crone Preferred Pronoun?: Wicked Witch Relationship Status: happily content Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 229 Times in 60 Posts Rep Power: 245965	I bet a purse wouldnt hurt my ass like my wallet does.....maybe Ill have to check into that...lol back when I was married I tried to carry a purse... I lost it and left it places all the time, the last time i lost it was like 25 years ago and I still havent found it.

02-23-2010, 01:12 AM	#2
Galahad Member How Do You Identify?: do I have to? Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: I.E. Southern California Posts: 425 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,300 Thanked 339 Times in 151 Posts Rep Power: 1446604	Stoney, there is much to think about in your post. Haircuts, my mom did mine, but she has Alzheimer's now, so I use a razor comb. I keep finding all this great stuff on the ground too. I am trying to put it in my organizer once a week, but invariably I carry it around another day or two. Why is it though with all the screws I find, I never have the one I need and have to go buy more? The Boobs thing, I think to myself "look at the face, no, do not go there, think of their brain, we love their brain,dammit,think brain". It's important to me because I hate it when people look at mine for whatever reason. Still they are so hard to ignore. Dylan's purse looks just the right size to carry a brick.

03-09-2010, 01:14 PM	#5
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm here to clear up the butch vs femme nose blowing issue. when Inks and I walk down the street with snotty noses... I daintily plug one nostral and blow a short quick hard phneh!!! and snot rocket out one side, then plug the other side and repeat. (this also works well on the bike when the circulation starts going and I don't wish a crusty jacket sleeve) The first time I did this, Inks said "EW GROSS BARB." then showed me the propper, polite way to drain one's nostrals without a rag. she blew her nose into her hand and then flicked the slot off it with a snap of her wrist while swearing in dutch. I prefer my way. My hand doesn't get manky. But I'm all delicate and girly like that.

03-10-2010, 02:48 PM	#6
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	quote Stoney how do ya stop yourself from looking at boobs while you are talking to people? Shakin my head, do we really want to stop looking at them? Hmmm NOPE!