Single Butch-Femme Questionnaire - Getting to know one another intimately...

[Library_girl]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Amy

Age: 41

Astrological Sign: Leo

Birth Date: (day only - not year): July 31

Location: Palm Springs, CA

Height: 5'1"

Eye Color: Brown-ish hazel

Hair Color: brown with highlights

Piercings - how many & where: Just my ears, double-pierced

Tattoos - how many & where: I have 4 tattoos, one on each arm and two on my back.

Cat person or dog person: Both, I have 2 dogs and 2 cats

Job: Library Director

What do you like about your job?: A lot! I love working with people, I love serving the public, I love doing a bunch of different things every day, it's never boring.

What do you loathe about your job?: Overworked and underpaid!

Favorite books / authors: Lee Lynch, Alice Walker, Leslie Feinberg, S Bear Bergman, Emily Dickinson

Favorite bands/musicians: Way too many to list--I love all kinds of music except rap/hip-hop

Favorite movies: too many!

Favorite websites:

Favorite TV shows: The Killing, Justified, Sons of Anarchy, Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Southland

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Somewhere in the middle

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: happy dances when I'm excited about something (although sometimes people see me anyway)

What is your pet peeve: Teenage boys and young men with their asses hanging out of their droopy pants; misspellings on signs; when people say "lie-berry" instead of "library". I can't help that one!

Favorite curse word: Fuck. And all the other ones.

Favorite magazine:

A culture that intrigues you: Native American

Do you like to dance? Love it

If you could change a law which would it be? DOMA. Same sex marriage should be legal at the federal level.

Do you collect anything? Anything to do with elephants

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? I don't think I would.

Would you ever have plastic surgery? No, unless there was some medical necessity.

Your idea of a good meal: Greek food at my favorite Greek restaurant. And any meal that included fried green tomatoes. Really.

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? I'd like to hear what my boss thinks of me, because I really have no clue.

Introvert or extrovert: extrovert about 85-90% of the time, introvert the rest of the time

Dream profession: Anything to do with helping animals

What are your Hobbies: Cooking, reading, day trips, shopping (of course!)

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: Claustrophobia, and Ophidiophobia (fear of snakes) although pet snakes are fine

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Not really

What do you get complemented on most often? My Southern accent, my eyes, and my hands. And sometimes my cooking.

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? Sometimes I get annoyed that I'm so short.

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? End the disparity of global wealth, cure and treat AIDS worldwide, and heal/comfort all the animals who need it

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Debbie Allen or Savion Glover

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Atheist/agnostic

Do you generally feel understood? Yes, by my friends

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? Absolutely

Biggest concern about aging: Losing my intellectual abilities

What were you like in high school? Total party girl

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Yes, very appealing

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Gay marriage, LGBT equality, freedom of speech, freedom to read, suicide prevention

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: My father's, and my own. Other people's opinions are important in general. But what I think of myself is more important.


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Femme, but the world knows me as a lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): Femme and girl or baby girl

Current relationship status: single and hopeful

What you look for in a partner: In no particular order: Sense of humor, intelligence, stability, confidence, inner strength, "butch-ness", how she/hy has their life together...someone who is old-fashioned, loving, dominant, respectful, fun, interesting, protective of me, sweet, rough around the edges, mature, affectionate, romantic, and passionate.

The "type" of person you tend to attract: Very butch, lots of fun, sometimes a little bit of a "bad boy", sometimes too insecure, but overall good people.

Number of times you've been in love: 4

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How natural and electrifying it felt

Monogamy or polyamory: Monogamy

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? I haven't met hym/her yet

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Yes, it was a great relationship, but didn't work out in the end. No regrets though, and it wasn't because of the distance.

Age when you had your first kiss: First real kiss, 14

Describe your best kiss: Two will tie for "best": #1. the first time I kissed a woman. I was 17, and I thought I would melt right there. #2. I'll tell the story to someone who asks!

Describe your last kiss: It was a goodbye kiss, when a brief dating relationship ended.

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: In butches, what attracts me most is the combination of masculinity, strength, and tenderness all at the same time--like when they show incredible strength and gentleness with a touch or a kiss.

What trait in a woman turns you off?: A butch trait that turns me off the most is insecurity OR lack of respect for women, it's so crude.


PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: Someone I was dating

What are you self-conscious about naked? Not much!

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? either is fine

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: Lots of dirty talk, role playing, and pulling my hair

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: Ummmmm, that hasn't happened in a long time.

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? Not naked, but very close to it

Do you have any Fetishes: Yep, I'm keeping that one a secret

Name your fetishes: See above

Leather - yes or no?: Little bit

BDSM - yes or no?: Little bit

Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes

How often do you masturbate? A few times a month

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? Trimmed very short, unless someone makes a special request otherwise.

[gaea]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only):Heather

Age:41

Astrological Sign:Gemini

Birth Date: (day only - not year): June 7

Location: Sacramento, Ca

Height: 5'5

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown with highlights some natural some colored

Piercings - how many & where: ears only 2 in each

Tattoos - how many & where: 3, one on right ankle one on right arm and a left side chest tat

Cat person or dog person: dog

Job: Inventory management/systems administrator

What do you like about your job?: the numbers factor

What do you loathe about your job?: the people i work for

Favorite books / authors: I have many...one of my favorites Radclyffe Hall

Favorite bands/musicians: I love all kinds of music currently stuck on classic rock

Favorite movies: Somewhere in Time, The shawshank redemption, fried green tomatoes, time travelers wife...anything with time travel

Favorite websites: genealogy sites, fb, bfp

Favorite TV shows: survivor

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? vanilla,strawberry white chocolate

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: sing and dance while getting ready for work

What is your pet peeve: one of them cupboard doors left open

Favorite curse word: serious? ah i dont usually say this here and have tried really hard to stop cursing however my favorite curse word is FUCK

Favorite magazine: I do not indulge in magazines

A culture that intrigues you: Mediterranean-Greek

Do you like to dance? love it

If you could change a law which would it be? All queers would be allowed to marry

Do you collect anything? bears and native things


If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? 1912 i have some weird connection to the titanic that i have yet to understand

Would you ever have plastic surgery? nope

Your idea of a good meal: a homemade southern fried chicken dinner

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? I would want to sit in on a few presidential meetings

Introvert or extrovert: both ~ see gemini

Dream profession: to get paid more

What are your Hobbies: i like sewing quilting, dont do it enough

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: yes...shopping..

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? yes and yes...

What do you get complemented on most often? my smile when i do

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? my tmd...

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? zero famine, sustainable farms everywhere, enough water for all peoples, acceptance of all peoples

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? The presidents

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: spiritual yes i beleive in God and science i dont however believe in mans interpretations

Do you generally feel understood? nope

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? yes

Biggest concern about aging: none

What were you like in high school? a brat

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? yes with thr right person for me

Issues that you feel most passionate about: marriage equality and womens rights

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: my eldest daughter


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): queer femme

Current relationship status: Single

What you look for in a partner: kindness above anything else

The "type" of person you tend to attract: um the kind that tend to be asses

Number of times you've been in love: 2

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? my knees got really weak...i never believed that, go figure

Monogamy or polyamory: monogamy preferred

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? A strong minded, kind butch the kind that would make me want to stay in bed

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? for a minute

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? no, however have had long term relationships

Age when you had your first kiss:12

Describe your best kiss: decline to answer

Describe your last kiss: a year ago

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: A butch's arms

What trait in a woman turns you off?: cruelty to animals or humans



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: declining to state

What are you self-conscious about naked? nothing i love being naked

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? on low lights so i can see

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: took control of the "fuck", teasing, mutual pleasing

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: lack of kissing, lack of sexual aggressiveness, the other person gets off once and is done..

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? semi neuds

Do you have any Fetishes: yes

Name your fetishes: not here

Leather - yes or no?: yes

BDSM - yes or no?: yes

Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes

How often do you masturbate? regularly

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? trimmed and shaved

[ruffryder]

I'm 5'7. tall, dark and handsome and that's all you need to know. lol .. and I can cook! ok here is the rest..

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Angel

Age: 36

Astrological Sign: Leo

Birth Date: (day only - not year): August 18

Location: Orlando FL

Height: 5'7

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Dark brown

Piercings - not any more.

Tattoos - nope. I go back and forth with wanting tats.

Cat person or dog person: usually dog but cats have somehow grown on me over the years.

Job: security and hospitality.

What do you like about your job?: customer interaction.

What do you loathe about your job?: idiot supervisors.

Favorite books / authors: Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite bands/musicians: Eminem, Drake, some country.

Favorite movies: Titanic, Notebook, Twilight movies, Mr & Mrs Smith, Wanted, Fast & Furious, Good Fellas, Godfather movies, Scarface.

Favorite websites: BFP, FB.

Favorite TV shows: Dancing With The Stars, Bachelor, Jersey Shore, Rookie Blue, Criminal Minds.

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? all. whatever the craving.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: sit around in my boxers.

What is your pet peeve: not wanting to be a parent or babysitter to an adult.

Favorite curse word: FUCK.

Favorite magazine: Maxim.

A culture that intrigues you: Muslim.

Do you like to dance? ehhh. Sometimes. lol

If you could change a law which would it be? gay rights.

Do you collect anything? baseball cards and caps.

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? I would rather travel to the future to see what new technology there is and maybe be the one to invent something first!

Would you ever have plastic surgery? breast augmentation sounds good.. I would and hope to!

Your idea of a good meal: steak! cooked medium well.

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? everything?!

Introvert or extrovert: both at times.

Dream profession: sit on the beach.

What are your Hobbies: dont really have any. guess I need some. :/

Do you have Phobias, what are they? nahh.

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? yup and I have no clue.

What do you get complemented on most often? my work.

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? not being born into the body that I feel like.

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? gas prices, peace, no homeless or hungry.

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? a musicians.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: I believe in God. I have faith and am a spiritual person.

Do you generally feel understood? noo.

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? yea.

Biggest concern about aging: health.

What were you like in high school? a jock.

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? perhaps someday.

Issues that you feel most passionate about: justice, equality.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: daughter.


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: trans.

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): guy.

Current relationship status: Single

What you look for in a partner: honesty first.

The "type" of person you tend to attract: hmmm. wish I knew. lol.

Number of times you've been in love: once.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? feeling comfortable.

Monogamy or polyamory: monogamous.

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? someone is on my mind but not possible.

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? yeah.

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? guess not if it didn't last.

Age when you had your first kiss: teen.

Describe your best kiss: long lasting make out. . passionate and sloww.

Describe your last kiss: pecks.

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: eyes, mouth.

What trait in a woman turns you off?: drama.



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: it has been sometime. I dk .

What are you self-conscious about naked? not having the body I would like.

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? any and all of the above. lol. candlelight.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: sucked my dick, jerked me off, told me to fuck them harder.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: tongue in my mouth, said they came when maybe they didn't, relating to hygiene.

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? i have.

Do you have any Fetishes: sure.

Name your fetishes: feet, nails.

Leather - yes or no?: ?

BDSM - yes or no?: yes

Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes

How often do you masturbate? not often enough. lol

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? trim.

[Apocalipstic]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Jen

Age: 48

Astrological Sign: Cancer

Birth Date: (day only - not year): 6/29

Location: Nashville

Height: 5'5"

Eye Color: blue

Hair Color: brunette, right now lol

Piercings - how many & where: just ears

Tattoos - how many & where: nope

Cat person or dog person: both!

Job: Entertainment

What do you like about your job?: When I get to travel

What do you loathe about your job?: I am blessed to have an unloathesome job!

Favorite books / authors: So many! "To Kill a Mockingbird" is my most favorite.

Favorite bands/musicians: Beatles, Pink Floyd, Vivaldi, Snoop....I love all kinds of music.

Favorite movies: So many! Stalag 17, Sunset Boulevard, Bordello of Blood, Mars Attacks, Dazed and Confused, Jaws, Carrie, The Omen....I love movies.

Favorite websites: BFP, FB, CNN

Favorite TV shows: Househunters International, History stuff, Law and Orders, CSIs, Hot In Cleveland, Project Runway, SUTYCD

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Depends on what we are talking about. lol. Ice cream? Strawberry.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: Dance

What is your pet peeve: Rudeness

Favorite curse word: Fuck in all its varieties.

Favorite magazine: Conde Nast Traveler, Discover, Real Simple

A culture that intrigues you: all of them

Do you like to dance? Love it!

If you could change a law which would it be? Major healthcare reform

Do you collect anything? Books, old records

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? I saw the Butterfly Effect, better to stay in the here and now!

Would you ever have plastic surgery? if I needed it, sure. But elective surgery? probably not.

Your idea of a good meal: Sushi or steak or cake

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? Secret Documents at the Vatican

Introvert or extrovert: In, but its hard to tell, I vascillate.

Dream profession:Travel planner? Author

What are your Hobbies: reading, music, theatre

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: not fond of worms and snakes/reptiles

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Not sure

What do you get complemented on most often? probably my hair or cleavage

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? the pain I feel from all the showing off I did when younger

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? Cleaner air and water and fixing the Ozone Layer

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Someone who wears really comfortable shoes. lol.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: We are all ONE

Do you generally feel understood? varies

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others?
probably

Biggest concern about aging: what the hell makeup to wear lol

What were you like in high school? Adept at finding ways to get out of actualy going to class.

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Up until this point, not really. Maybe someday, as long as I don't have to wear anything itchy.

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Fairness, equality, racism, feminism

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: my own


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Femme Lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): Weird

Current relationship status: Single but blessed with wonderful friends!

What you look for in a partner: Great sense of humor, very liberal views and very very very laid back with some laid back thrown in and not too much family stuff. Not quite a hot, comatose orphan, but almost. Must be 4:20 friendly!

The "type" of person you tend to attract: It really varies

Number of times you've been in love: Wow. Hmmm. At the time, it seemd like a lot. In retrospect 4ish maybe? Who knows. lol.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How much I enjoyed just hanging out.

Monogamy or polyamory: Open to both

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? My Baby

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Long Term? No.

Age when you had your first kiss: 14 from a boy, 21 from a girl

Describe your best kiss: I've had lot's of wonderful kisses!

Describe your last kiss: Scary

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: Swag

What trait in a woman turns you off?: Fussyness



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: For me to know.

What are you self-conscious about naked? Not

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? either

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: Listened to me

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: Not Listening to me, Too Rough and Not Listening to me.

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? yes

Do you have any Fetishes: Kinks I would say.

Name your fetishes: Being the Momi, electrical, sharp pointy things, items of torture

Leather - yes or no?: Yes

BDSM - yes or no?: Yes

Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes

How often do you masturbate? Varies

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? Right now, shaved. Always at least trimmed.


not all questions need to be answered! this questionnaire is all in
friendly fun and used to introduce you to us and as an ice-breaker..
remember now.. all in fun!

[Electrocell]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Cid

Age: 53

Astrological Sign: aquarius

Birth Date: (day only - not year): Feb 15th

Location:TN

Height:5' 11"

Eye Color:blue

Hair Color: salt and pepper

Piercings - how many & where: 2 ears

Tattoos - how many & where: 1 right arm

Cat person or dog person: both

Job: Was driving a truck

What do you like about your job?: seeing different places

What do you loathe about your job?: being away from my fur babies so long

Favorite books / authors: several

Favorite bands/musicians: several

Favorite movies: several

Favorite websites: here

Favorite TV shows:

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? all flavors

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: scratch my a###

What is your pet peeve: someone not doing what they say they will or not being on time

Favorite curse word: fuck

Favorite magazine:

A culture that intrigues you: pretty much all of them

Do you like to dance? at times

If you could change a law which would it be? there are a lot of laws I would like to change lol.

Do you collect anything? beer steins


If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? probably in the 1860's to meet Lincoln

Would you ever have plastic surgery? only if I was in a bad accident and needed it.

Your idea of a good meal: a home cooked meal

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? would go everywhere and see everything

Introvert or extrovert: a little of both

Dream profession: To be independantly wealthy and have a wildlife reservation

What are your Hobbies: was wood working need to get back into it

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: claustrophobia

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? yes was probably a man most of them

What do you get complemented on most often? my good heart

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? should of been born a man lol must of needed to learn a lesson this time around

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? clean up the air , earth and mankind's way of thinking when it comes to our planet

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Christ

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Believe in God

Do you generally feel understood? at times

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? yes

Biggest concern about aging: not being able to do what I use to do when I was younger

What were you like in high school? athlete

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? with the right femme

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Nafta --US becoming a third world country because all we are is a service country right now not an industrius one.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: the one I am in love with and my family


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: guy in a woman's body

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): guy

Current relationship status: single

What you look for in a partner: Kindness , good personality, dependable, loving, definitely has to beable to cook lol, intelligence, femme with long hair, and someone who can manage their own money. Must love animals also.

The "type" of person you tend to attract: all kinds

Number of times you've been in love: hmmmmmm about 4

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How good I felt.

Monogamy or polyamory: Monogamy

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? that's kind of up in the air right now lol

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? yes then she moved here

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? 5 yrs --we are still good friends

Age when you had your first kiss: 14

Describe your best kiss: sensuous

Describe your last kiss: ok

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: eyes -----windows to the soul

What trait in a woman turns you off?: self -centered , selfishness , not being able to hold an intelligent conversation



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: plead the 5th
What are you self-conscious about naked? not having a male body

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? either

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: talk dirty to me and suck my cock , moan or scream when cumming

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: offensive odor, not a good kisser, expect me to do all the work lol

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? my cock

Do you have any Fetishes: not sure what I like is considered a fetish

Name your fetishes:

Leather - yes or no?: a little
BDSM - yes or no?: a little
Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes

How often do you masturbate? often

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
completely natural

[jules5041]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Julie

Age: 39

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Birth Date: (day only - not year): June 5th

Location: Arkansas

Height:5' 3"

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Piercings - how many & where: 2 are in the ear. I have a right industrial as well as my right nipple pierced.

Tattoos - how many & where: 4; one on my ankle, one on my big toe and one on each shoulder

Cat person or dog person: Cat person

Job: Medical Transcription

What do you like about your job?: prying into people's medical records

What do you loathe about your job?: right now it is not very productive

Favorite books / authors: several

Favorite bands/musicians: Lenny Kravitz, Seal, Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Pink, Hall & Oats, Eminem, Cee-Lo, and a million others.

Favorite movies: several

Favorite websites: here

Favorite TV shows: Survivor, The Big Bang Theory, Deadliest Catch, Entourage, True Blood

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? all flavors

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: dance

What is your pet peeve: driving at dusk/dawn without your headlights on

Favorite curse word: fuck

Favorite magazine: Entertainment Weekly

A culture that intrigues you: pretty much all of them

Do you like to dance? at times

If you could change a law which would it be? there are a lot of laws I would like to change lol.

Do you collect anything? post cards, magnets, smashed pennies

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? Probably the 70's because I missed it

Would you ever have plastic surgery? only if I was in a bad accident and needed it.

Your idea of a good meal: a home cooked meal

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? would go everywhere and see everything

Introvert or extrovert: a little of both

Dream profession: To be an orca researcher

What are your Hobbies: scrapbooking

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: claustrophobia, arachnophobia

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Yes I believe.

What do you get complemented on most often? my good heart

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? I wish I was taller.

If given the magical gift to make three global changes, what would
they be? I would cure AIDS, allow everyone to have food and reverse global warming.

If you could walk in the shoes of one person for a day, whose shoes
would you choose? Oprah

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Believe in God

Do you generally feel understood? yes

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? yes

Biggest concern about aging: not being able to do what I use to do when I was younger

What were you like in high school? nerdy

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? yes

Issues that you feel most passionate about: Pet cruelty.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: the one I am in love with and my family


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: femme lesbian

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): female

Current relationship status: single

What you look for in a partner: Independent, funny, caring, dependable

The "type" of person you tend to attract: all kinds

Number of times you've been in love: One.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? That it could happen to me.

Monogamy or polyamory: Monogamy

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? my ex.

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? no

Age when you had your first kiss: ?

Describe your best kiss: sensuous

Describe your last kiss: great

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: butchness.

What trait in a woman turns you off?: femme

PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: Me.

What are you self-conscious about naked? being too fat

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? Im not concerned about the lights.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: that little moan that happens when you are kissing and nobody hears but me

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: not a good kisser

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? yes

Do you have any Fetishes: no

Name your fetishes: n/a

Leather - yes or no?: a little

BDSM - yes or no?: a little

Have you ever had a one-night stand? yes

How often do you masturbate? often

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? trimmed

[laruss]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Larissa

Age: 44

Astrological Sign: Capricorn

Birth Date: (day only - not year): January 6

Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Height: 5' 4"

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Dark Brown, with highlights

Piercings - how many & where: ears, but I never wear earrings anymore

Tattoos - how many & where: 4, 1 on my inside right ankle, 1 on my outside right ankle, 1 on my chest and 1 on my ass.

Cat person or dog person: Cat

Job: Artist, writer, educator

What do you like about your job?: the creativity, setting my own hours and working for myself

What do you loathe about your job?: My boss, oh wait don't tell her that she's mean

Favorite books / authors: I love reading, but I have read the Clan of the Cave Bear series and the Outlander series repeatedly

Favorite bands/musicians: Classic Rock, no favorite band ok maybe the Eagles or Steve Miller

Favorite movies: For some weird reason 'Grosse Pointe Blank' is one of my all time favorites, but typically I like action movies.

Favorite websites: FB and BFP

Favorite TV shows: Big Bang Theory

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Boring, I like any unboring flavours. So I guess my answer would be all.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: Talk to myself, oh wait people have been around for that.

What is your pet peeve: Stupid people

Favorite curse word: Fuck or jesus fuck

Favorite magazine: Psychology Today, but I don't read magazines unless I am traveling

Do you like to dance? Absolutely

If you could change a law which would it be? That I could tie my horse up to the lamp post instead of the hitching post; I can park my horse anywhere I damn well please. Oh wait, I don't have a horse. Ok, we have gay marriage in Canada so I can't give the standard answer. Umm, I pass.

Do you collect anything? Art

Your idea of a good meal: I love fine dining, but one of my all time favorite foods is hot dogs, especially from a street vendor

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? Ohhh, the trouble I could get into. Too many to note here.

Introvert or extrovert: Depends, I would say extrovert except in some instances. Ok, no... Extrovert!!

Dream profession: Art therapist

What are your Hobbies: Painting, reading, going to live theatre, motorcycle riding and trying new things. I like to have fun.

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: Guns, but I am going to face that fear tomorrow and go to the shooting range. I am terrified, I didn't even let my kids have water guns when they were little. Ok, I can do it. I will be fine... just breathe. Ok, I'm good now.

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Yes, wow the stories I could tell you... oh wait now you think I'm a freak. Too bad, I strongly believe that you keep coming back until you learn the lessons you need to learn.

What do you get complemented on most often? My creativity, my hair and how sexy I am. Really people tell me that all the time, you would have to see me to understand why I shake my head and think people are crazy. Sexy, pffft, what do they know about sexy? Obviously nothing!

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? My weak hands, if I drop my motorbike one more time I will scream. Oh, actually I have screamed. Damn heavy bikes.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Just Spiritual, I believe in live and let live and Karma. Karma looks after me.

Do you generally feel understood? Nope

Biggest concern about aging: Living pain free and mobility

What were you like in high school? A bitch


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Lesbian

Current relationship status: Single

What you look for in a partner: Honesty, sense of humour, able to communicate, fun, passionate, likes to live life

Monogamy or polyamory: Both work for me. But polyamory is tricky so it has to be with the right people.

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? My favorite lady... you know who you are. Thanks for the wonderful weekend, are you sure I can't convince you to move with me??

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Yes

Age when you had your first kiss: Grade 5, so what is that 9ish?

Describe your last kiss: A birthday kiss for a friend, wait don't tell my favorite girl, I told her nothing happened.

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: Their brains, sense of humour and life living skills

What trait in a woman turns you off?: Needyness, clinging, not giving me room to breathe



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: My favorite lady that I spent the weekend with in the mountains.

What are you self-conscious about naked? Nothing really, my weight sometimes

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? Either, I love candle light or dim light though, it seems more romantic

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: listened, paid attention, shared energy

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: Climbed all over me, not let me come up for air (even on the receiving end), wouldn't take no for an answer

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? Yes, well I didn't take them, but they have been taken

Do you have any Fetishes: Yes

Name your fetishes: Now we are getting a bit personal

Leather - yes or no?: eh, not really

BDSM - yes or no?: Yes please

Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes

How often do you masturbate? Does daily make me sound like a sex fiend? Oh good, cause I am

[Girl_On_Fire]

Originally Posted by Apocalipstic

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire
What you look for in a partner: Great sense of humor, very liberal views and very very very laid back with some laid back thrown in and not too much family stuff. Not quite a hot, comatose orphan, but almost. Must be 4:20 friendly!

LMAO! I cannot stop laughing at this description. A hot, comatose orphan. I need me one of these! LOL!