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Old 03-31-2012, 07:29 AM   #1
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I can push it back a little further until you get off.

it = my work break
get off = end of work day

apparently i'm dating someone with a dirty mind since she was the one to point it out to me :laughin:
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Me (talking about one of the systems at work that went down): "Can you get it up Charlie?"

Charlie (taking it out of context): "I'm not that past my prime Hollylane"

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just because its tight doesnt mean it wont fit!

if i slap it any harder i'll have to take it home with me

look,i told you,you have to get on your knees to get it.


ETA: just read on yahoo. "swimmer rips suit,tops Phelps"
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