Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 04-01-2012, 06:51 AM

When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts em down pretty quick.

SugarFemme · 04-01-2012, 07:28 AM

BrownEyedAngel · 05-25-2012, 09:12 PM

"No, I don't mind that my ex is seeing someone else. Mother always told me to donate my used toys to the less fortunate.'

"You can't fix stupid; however, you can numb it with a two-by-four"

BrownEyedAngel · 05-26-2012, 10:34 AM

"if you only spoke of things you have the capacity to understand, you'd have to become a mime."

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

(on a tee shirt of mine, with a Harley-Davidson)
"My vibrator weighs 1,000 pounds, runs on high octane fuel & you can hear it coming from a mile away."

"Un-f*ck you!"

Kobi · 06-20-2012, 10:50 AM

Wolfsong · 06-21-2012, 04:47 PM

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone

Inked_Trinity · 06-30-2012, 05:01 PM

when you stir the shit sooner or later you'll lick the spoon.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2012, 07:42 PM

I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2012, 07:43 PM

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive really slow so everyone else is late for work.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2012, 08:08 PM

When I am quiet, it doesn't mean I'm shy. It means I'm examining my prey.

04-01-2012, 06:51 AM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When the neighbors play music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts em down pretty quick. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-01-2012, 07:28 AM	#2
SugarFemme Member How Do You Identify?: Fierce Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Singular Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Southwest Posts: 1,029 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,458 Times in 854 Posts Rep Power*: 21474851	I love this one

05-25-2012, 09:12 PM	#3
BrownEyedAngel Junior Member How Do You Identify?: High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: 15 years & still in love.... Join Date: May 2012 Location: Benton, AR Posts: 44 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 103 Thanked 98 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 1371505	Just a few.... "No, I don't mind that my ex is seeing someone else. Mother always told me to donate my used toys to the less fortunate.' "You can't fix stupid; however, you can numb it with a two-by-four"

05-26-2012, 10:34 AM	#4
BrownEyedAngel Junior Member How Do You Identify?: High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: 15 years & still in love.... Join Date: May 2012 Location: Benton, AR Posts: 44 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 103 Thanked 98 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 1371505	To continue.... "if you only spoke of things you have the capacity to understand, you'd have to become a mime." "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" (on a tee shirt of mine, with a Harley-Davidson) "My vibrator weighs 1,000 pounds, runs on high octane fuel & you can hear it coming from a mile away." "Un-f*ck you!"

06-20-2012, 10:50 AM	#5
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,618 Times in 7,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	__________________

06-21-2012, 04:47 PM	#6
Wolfsong Member How Do You Identify?: Aw man....another label? Preferred Pronoun?: Boys will be boys Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2012 Location: 60south-side Posts: 576 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 529 Thanked 2,031 Times in 418 Posts Rep Power: 20231739	Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone

06-30-2012, 05:01 PM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	when you stir the shit sooner or later you'll lick the spoon. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2012, 07:42 PM	#8
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2012, 07:43 PM	#9
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive really slow so everyone else is late for work. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2012, 08:08 PM	#10
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When I am quiet, it doesn't mean I'm shy. It means I'm examining my prey. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.