Shit Heard Around this House!!

Ms. Tabitha · 04-03-2012, 10:46 PM

Heard on Skype

... "I'm looking for evil chicken and cockatrice eggs"

I can't even think of a response for this statement

Kenna · 06-07-2012, 09:22 PM

email received: I was told about it by a femme in here...

email response: You mean they bottle up femme's and place them in here like a Ginni in a bottle? Can I rub one and get three wishes

Miss Scarlett · 06-09-2012, 05:59 PM

"I can't text you and hold my weiner..."

Gemme · 06-09-2012, 10:45 PM

Baby Luv to Luv: "No! Wait! You are a bad boi!"

It's not so much as what she said as the look on Luv's face when she said it.

I think we both pulled a

puddin' · 06-09-2012, 11:07 PM

we were all in da midst o' cyber sex when her daughter-in-law crashed in and ruined our fun, i'm still poutin'...

princessbelle · 06-26-2012, 08:01 AM

Last night laying in bed...

Belle: Wow it's so freaking quiet, isn't it?
Bully: Yeah it is.

After about a minute or two
Belle: I don't hear birds or dogs or the AC, it's just weird it's so quiet
Bully: I like the quiet.

After another couple of minutes
Belle: I don't think it's ever been this quite before. Don't you think it's really, really quiet?
Bully: No, not really.

Little Fish · 06-26-2012, 08:15 AM

Me: Dude. Seriously??? There is blue toothpaste on the bathroom ceiling--how does that even happen??

8yo Mancub: Mommy, I was brushing my teeth.....

Me: HOW ???

8yo Mancub: I was brushing them REALLY well....

I just looked at him and started to laugh, "That was perfect grammar, com'ere get a hug!"

06-09-2012, 10:45 PM	#4
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,926 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	Baby Luv to Luv: "No! Wait! You are a bad boi!" It's not so much as what she said as the look on Luv's face when she said it. I think we both pulled a __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

06-09-2012, 11:07 PM	#5
puddin' Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: a genderqueer nuisance Preferred Pronoun?: bitchboi Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: new zealand Posts: 7,120 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,467 Thanked 7,962 Times in 2,340 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	we were all in da midst o' cyber sex when her daughter-in-law crashed in and ruined our fun, i'm still poutin'... __________________ be true, be you, be brave.

06-26-2012, 08:01 AM	#6
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Last night laying in bed... Belle: Wow it's so freaking quiet, isn't it? Bully: Yeah it is. After about a minute or two Belle: I don't hear birds or dogs or the AC, it's just weird it's so quiet Bully: I like the quiet. After another couple of minutes Belle: I don't think it's ever been this quite before. Don't you think it's really, really quiet? Bully: No, not really. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

06-26-2012, 08:15 AM	#7
Little Fish Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: female ones, will also respond to babe, boi and Romeo Relationship Status: Happy :-) Join Date: May 2012 Location: apearldiver@gmail.com Posts: 349 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,655 Thanked 1,886 Times in 321 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Butch Mom Moments Me: Dude. Seriously??? There is blue toothpaste on the bathroom ceiling--how does that even happen?? 8yo Mancub: Mommy, I was brushing my teeth..... Me: HOW ??? 8yo Mancub: I was brushing them REALLY well.... I just looked at him and started to laugh, "That was perfect grammar, com'ere get a hug!"

04-03-2012, 10:46 PM	#1
Ms. Tabitha Member How Do You Identify?: Hey Lady Preferred Pronoun?: Female Relationship Status: Married ~ 4-1-13 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 1,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 980 Thanked 3,581 Times in 1,040 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Heard on Skype ... "I'm looking for evil chicken and cockatrice eggs" I can't even think of a response for this statement

06-07-2012, 09:22 PM	#2
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,192 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	email received: I was told about it by a femme in here... email response: *You mean they bottle up femme's and place them in here* like a Ginni in a bottle? Can I rub one and get three wishes**

06-09-2012, 05:59 PM	#3
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	"I can't text you and hold my weiner..."