How do you know when you are getting older?

Blade · 04-06-2012, 01:48 PM

When you ask the person on the phone, "What did you do with my glasses"

SugarFemme · 04-06-2012, 02:37 PM

When you need to use your cell phone, and you are looking all over the house for it. And it was in your hand the whole time. Grrrrr.

gaea · 04-06-2012, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by OneOfAKind

When you need to use your cell phone, and you are looking all over the house for it. And it was in your hand the whole time. Grrrrr.

omg i have looked for my damn phone while talking on the thing!

SugarFemme · 04-10-2012, 06:10 PM

When you start wishing you were sixty and not fifty so you can get Senior Citizen ticket prices at the movies.

JustJo · 04-10-2012, 06:11 PM

I joined AARP today....they sent my card the week after my 50th birthday.

Snack teased me about it.....so I got him one too.

Take that!

genghisfawn · 04-10-2012, 06:29 PM

A friend's 13-year-old daughter asked, "What's it like to be grown up?"

I said, "It's not much different from being a kid except that you're busier and if you don't do your work and chores it matters more. And work is more boring than school."

*facepalm*

SilverStoneFemme · 04-10-2012, 06:33 PM

You know you're getting older when everyone around you is 20 years older and it matters more than it did 20 years ago.....ugh....

JAGG · 04-17-2012, 09:45 AM

Well from time to time, this birthday thing shows up and seems like the number just keeps going up. Otherwise I would have clue. *snicker*

starryeyes · 04-17-2012, 09:59 AM

When I can hardly get myself off the floor when playing with my niece and nephew. Omg... Haha. I felt creaks and cracks and pain. So crazy!!!

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