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Old 04-08-2012, 11:02 AM   #1
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I'm not about to write out anything that could be used against me at a later date.

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Old 04-08-2012, 11:35 AM   #2
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As someone who genuinely was put in that position, this turned out to be the road I was least likely to go down. The reason being is that anything you write on the petition, is then sent to your ex for her to sign... Obviously things were bad enough without me sending her a list of all the things I hated about her.

In my research into divorce I discovered that having an affair isn't considered an unreasonable enough behaviour for gay divorce. You instead have to prove that his/her affair made the relationship untenable (not that my ex marital partner had an affair).

Unreasonable behaviour divorces are now called 'quickie divorces' in the media as regardless of how badly your ex behaved, you still need their consent to end the marriage.

I have no idea what my fictitious spouse would do to upset me, probably make the pets live outside and eat McDonalds in my presence.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:00 PM   #3
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She has more baking tins in the kitchen that a normal woman has shoes in her closet! Yes she bakes but how many pans and specialty tins does a woman need?

She buys Avon products. Need I elaborate?

She buys 1% milk and pours it into the whole milk container, thinking I wont notice, for my health. I resent this.

She serves cabbage. And even tho she smothers it in cheese and makes it edible, cabbage should not be served.

She will not learn to put air in her truck's tires and even let it run out of gas! She has no concept of automobiles and how to take care of them. She expects me to even wash her vehicle!

She will not buy me fruit loops. I get special k instead. And Cheerios as a snack instead of nachos and chips!

She sends away for freebies over the internet and our mailbox is constantly filled with free energy drinks and adult diapers.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:16 PM   #4
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I don't have the energy to post in legalese...but here's a few.

She refused to discontinue turning the can labels toward the front of the cupboard, and arranging them by contents and date of purchase.

She would not drink my Folgers. She insists on expensive coffee.

When her mother calls, she does not pay attention to me. My head would have to be on fire, or I would have to lose at least a pint of blood before she would allow me to interrupt their conversation.

She randomly does crazy dances, raps, sings, and invents nonsensical songs about her furkids. This behavior accelerates to a fever pitch, but only when I am cranky for no apparent or explainable reason.





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Oops my apologies folks. This was supposed to be in the fun and fluff section not in the news section. It was supposed to be light, poking fun at the foibles that make us human.

Must remedy this.


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Hmmm...

...with some trepidation that these might be used against me in my ability to obtain a decree of marriage in the future with my butch:

1. All of her closets have very neatly hung clothing, pants in one section, shirts in another, etc. (Mine are all hung up but not at all separated by clothing type. However they come out of the dryer-love those no-wrinkle clothes; that is how they are hung up in the closet).

2. All of the clothing in her drawers is neatly folded and stacked. (I started doing this when I cleared out a drawer for her to use at my house but have not gotten to all the drawers yet).

3. Her kitchen cubourds have everything neatly stacked and include nothing that is not needed. (I still have dinner service for 8, OK, maybe 16-you never know when you will have a big dinner party. I am thinking next Thanksgiving).

4. Her garage is neat and tidy. (Mine is anything but).

In all my prior relationships, I have been considered Felix to their Oscar. I have no idea when I switched roles and became Oscar...

(Hi honey! Hope you see the humor in this, gulp!)
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one of my partners would divorce me for being too messy, and the other one would divorce me for being too neat. (i might divorce him if his piles of clothes ever start growing things....)
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Hmmm...

...with some trepidation that these might be used against me in my ability to obtain a decree of marriage in the future with my butch:

1. All of her closets have very neatly hung clothing, pants in one section, shirts in another, etc. (Mine are all hung up but not at all separated by clothing type. However they come out of the dryer-love those no-wrinkle clothes; that is how they are hung up in the closet).

2. All of the clothing in her drawers is neatly folded and stacked. (I started doing this when I cleared out a drawer for her to use at my house but have not gotten to all the drawers yet).

3. Her kitchen cubourds have everything neatly stacked and include nothing that is not needed. (I still have dinner service for 8, OK, maybe 16-you never know when you will have a big dinner party. I am thinking next Thanksgiving).

4. Her garage is neat and tidy. (Mine is anything but).

In all my prior relationships, I have been considered Felix to their Oscar. I have no idea when I switched roles and became Oscar...

(Hi honey! Hope you see the humor in this, gulp!)
It's really not a problem sweetheart. We'll just do everything my way.




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She refused to discontinue turning the can labels toward the front of the cupboard, and arranging them by contents and date of purchase.
Oh god, I totally do this too .... I sometimes even write out the "best by" date on some items so I can find it faster/easier. lol
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