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Old 04-17-2012, 07:59 PM   #1
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When your nephew asks if your 50 yet?

You respond "No honey, I'll be fifty next year"

Then he says " are you dumb"? 1964 to 2012 is 48!

DOH!!! How and when did I forget how old I was?

Cool beans I'm 48 for another year!!!!
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When a profound conversation, a surperb cup of coffee, and a good poop rank right up there with an orgasm on the pleasure scale.

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When decadence is...a night off with extra, extra parmesan on top of home-made mac and cheese an' added Serrano jamon.
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When you get up from sitting down and you make that..uuhhhh,, sound just to get up!! lol,,,Used to laugh at those who did that,,now I do!! lol......

OneOfAKind.. ....your posts made me laugh,,I was going to post the one about multi tasking but you beat me to it !! Guess that's another sign,,tooo damn slow !! lol,,,Enjoy your eve/day one and a/ALL....

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When you realize your favorite movie....The Princess Bride......was released 25 years ago. Buttercup and Wesley must be grandparents by now. And, "as you wish" is prolly no longer used as a term of endearment and devotion. It is prolly code for "stfu and stop nagging me".

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