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Old 04-20-2012, 08:18 PM   #9561
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A man came in to my store today and asked if we sold dildos and pocket pussies.
I don't know if he honestly thought that is the "Secret" or if he was just getting his rocks off by shocking the little girl he talked to. She told me about it all wide eyed and innocent. (lol if she only knew )
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I've been informed today that my youngest {and obviously, smallest} Ferret is the culprit of many a tussle, and quite the so-called 'terror'..
I've suspected & seen some of his actions in the past {I do quietly sit nearby and watch them, often...}, however, I also know that being the youngest..he tends to be a whiny Baby...

Which, to those of u with experience dealing with the "terrible 2s" phase know, can be fuckin' annoying after awhile..

So yes, he'll start wrestling matches that rival greco-roman olympic wrestling....and then start squawking for help...
He'll latch on to Mathilda's ear with a possessive non-piercing bite, and get squished when she's sleeping, with not much room cuz of him...she's chubby, btw...
And yes, the toys he fiercely holds on to {not his, btw} with a vicious selfish grasp? They disappear very shortly after a petulant Tantrum, no, I don't hide 'em...The original owner does.
Before my lil 'Oreo' showed up, I never knew ferrets could Bark..not like a dog, mind u, but rather a very serious 'feeling' hiss-bark-jolt-growl-grip, entire bod tense while holding the toy..Solution? From someone else? Leave him be, put him down. Me? Easy..
Turn on sink, make sure the running water is warm enough, and basin is shallow...carry said pissed off, mouthful-barking ferret to it, and dunk both in...Watch the sudden release of toy, said ferret kickin' it DOWN a few notches, acting angelic....
Sounds familiar?..
'Fizzgig' does the same shit, btw.
Except, with Fizz, it's easier...
He's older, and has had a few growth spurts, with some occasional awkward moments like whiskers too short, paws too big, haunches too wide...head too small..etc..hehehe...
And yet my lil black 'down'-like fuzzy pudgy ball of 'terror', is a challenge...
And yeah..I've seen why both of 'em squawk during wrestling...
I've seen both play unfair by grabbing a mouthful of ass or "bellybutton", very sharp "baby"/"juvenile" ferret Fangs.
You'd scream too...
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