What Cracked You Up Today?

spritzerJ · 05-03-2012, 09:06 PM

First grade boy says to me... "what happened to your lips?"
Me: that is lip gloss.
first grade boy: "oh, and what happened to your eyes?"
me: "eye shadow. it is make up and it is normal sometimes."
first grade boy: "well it is new on you."

femmsational · 05-18-2012, 07:03 PM

LMAO!!!

The Brutal One just got home from 5 days on the road. First time in....7 years....I think, that we've been apart that long. First thing he does is hug me and then we start talking. I notice that his eyes are much lower than normal. Like not looking at my face. So I ignore it thinking that his neck is probably sore from driving. He goes to change and comes back out of the room and walks through the living room, once again he's talking.......to somewhere lower than normal. I still think, eh, maybe he's just tired and doesn't realize what he's doing. Couple minutes later, we're in the kitchen getting pizza. Brute reaches for the plate I'm handing him and this time there is NO mistaking where he's looking. LMAO!!! I totally called him on it and it embarressed the heck outta him.

So what cracked me up is that obviously when we are apart for a period of time, he reverts back to a 13 year old boy going through puberty. LOL~~~

Still cracking up!!!

julie

BrutalDaddy · 05-18-2012, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by femmsational

LMAO!!!

The Brutal One just got home from 5 days on the road. First time in....7 years....I think, that we've been apart that long. First thing he does is hug me and then we start talking. I notice that his eyes are much lower than normal. Like not looking at my face. So I ignore it thinking that his neck is probably sore from driving. He goes to change and comes back out of the room and walks through the living room, once again he's talking.......to somewhere lower than normal. I still think, eh, maybe he's just tired and doesn't realize what he's doing. Couple minutes later, we're in the kitchen getting pizza. Brute reaches for the plate I'm handing him and this time there is NO mistaking where he's looking. LMAO!!! I totally called him on it and it embarressed the heck outta him.

So what cracked me up is that obviously when we are apart for a period of time, he reverts back to a 13 year old boy going through puberty. LOL~~~

Still cracking up!!!

julie

Erm........... Okay, okay..........YES! I was staring at them alright?!

How was I supposed to know that being gone for 7 days would cause me revert back to being a 13 year old boy going through puberty?!?!?!

Oh Yes They Are Good To Look At,
Brute.

05-18-2012, 07:03 PM	#2
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05-03-2012, 09:06 PM	#1
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