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Old 06-09-2012, 10:45 PM   #1
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Baby Luv to Luv: "No! Wait! You are a bad boi!"

It's not so much as what she said as the look on Luv's face when she said it.

I think we both pulled a
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Old 06-09-2012, 11:07 PM   #2
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we were all in da midst o' cyber sex when her daughter-in-law crashed in and ruined our fun, i'm still poutin'...
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:01 AM   #3
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Last night laying in bed...

Belle: Wow it's so freaking quiet, isn't it?
Bully: Yeah it is.

After about a minute or two
Belle: I don't hear birds or dogs or the AC, it's just weird it's so quiet
Bully: I like the quiet.

After another couple of minutes
Belle: I don't think it's ever been this quite before. Don't you think it's really, really quiet?
Bully: No, not really.
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:15 AM   #4
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Miss Scarlett: Honey, I wish I could sit on my balls
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Miss Scarlett: Oh honey, not THOSE kinds of balls...the tennis balls....to help with massaging my glutes...
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Gymnastics was on TV one day when my oldest was really little. I wasn't really paying attention to it, but noticed her looking bored. I said "What do you want to be when you grow up Kenzie?"

She said "I wanna do flip-flops on that board and hurt myself." (pointing at the TV... it was balance beam) lmao
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