Jokes and things that made you laugh.

Janstevie · 06-18-2012, 05:22 AM

Kids are like farts. You don’t mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable.

Janstevie · 06-19-2012, 11:42 AM

Whenever i feel like exercise i lie down until the feeling passes

Janstevie · 06-21-2012, 01:20 AM

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.

Janstevie · 06-24-2012, 11:04 AM

My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard

Janstevie · 07-02-2012, 03:09 PM

A REAL man is a woman's best friend, he will never let her down.
He will comfort her after a bad day at work. He will inspire her to
do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotion's. He will enable her to be confident,
sexy, seductive, invincible, err....no wait, Sorry, i am thinking of
WINE..it's wine that does all that stuff.
Sorry Never mind.....

Janstevie · 07-08-2012, 05:30 AM

ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she Probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?' ..........

TimilDeeps · 07-08-2012, 11:31 AM

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright

06-24-2012, 11:04 AM	#4
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard Last edited by Janstevie; 06-24-2012 at 11:18 AM.

06-18-2012, 05:22 AM	#1
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Kids are like farts. You don’t mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable.

06-19-2012, 11:42 AM	#2
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Whenever i feel like exercise i lie down until the feeling passes

06-21-2012, 01:20 AM	#3
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.

07-02-2012, 03:09 PM	#5
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	A REAL man is a woman's best friend, he will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day at work. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotion's. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, invincible, err....no wait, Sorry, i am thinking of WINE..it's wine that does all that stuff. Sorry Never mind.....

07-08-2012, 05:30 AM	#6
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she Probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever Had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. I said, 'No,' - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?' ..........

07-08-2012, 11:31 AM	#7
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wright