Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Kobi · 06-20-2012, 10:50 AM

Wolfsong · 06-21-2012, 04:47 PM

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone

Inked_Trinity · 06-30-2012, 05:01 PM

when you stir the shit sooner or later you'll lick the spoon.

Inked_Trinity · 06-30-2012, 05:02 PM

A sigh is a deep cleansing breath to prepare for the shit you're about to put up with.

pinkgeek · 09-16-2012, 11:07 AM

“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”

pinkgeek · 09-16-2012, 11:09 AM

“The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.”

Inked_Trinity · 09-22-2012, 04:31 PM

still doesn't care... isn't consistency great?!

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2012, 07:42 PM

I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2012, 07:43 PM

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive really slow so everyone else is late for work.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2012, 08:08 PM

When I am quiet, it doesn't mean I'm shy. It means I'm examining my prey.

Inked_Trinity · 12-30-2012, 08:39 PM

‎" Never take the free ride in your own life"~~ Nickleback

Cid · 01-01-2013, 08:22 PM

You lost me at hello...

Girl_On_Fire · 01-03-2013, 08:11 PM

Thinking about you makes me want to get down on my knees…in front of a toilet…so I can puke.

Inked_Trinity · 01-06-2013, 06:43 PM

No one ever appreciates a shovel until they have to bury a body with a spoon.

Inked_Trinity · 01-06-2013, 06:46 PM

...does anyone other than me feel like their job description is 'to do the crap no one else wants to do' ?

Cid · 01-22-2013, 08:30 AM

I don't know if this one is here or not but its one of my favourites...

It's not you it's.....noooo, it's you.

Inked_Trinity · 02-23-2013, 08:20 PM

When I say "What?" it doesn't mean I didn't hear you. I'm simply giving you the opportunity to correct the stupidity that is coming out of your mouth.

Inked_Trinity · 02-23-2013, 08:27 PM

Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.

Inked_Trinity · 04-13-2013, 04:58 PM

Whoever said money can't buy happiness is obviously wrong, a couple dollars can buy me a pack of Oreo's.

Inked_Trinity · 04-13-2013, 05:04 PM

Oops.... you must be under the impression I care. Let's just fix that.

06-20-2012, 10:50 AM	#1
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,618 Times in 7,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	__________________

06-30-2012, 05:01 PM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	when you stir the shit sooner or later you'll lick the spoon. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

06-30-2012, 05:02 PM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	A sigh is a deep cleansing breath to prepare for the shit you're about to put up with. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

09-16-2012, 11:07 AM	#5
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.” __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

09-16-2012, 11:09 AM	#6
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	“The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.” __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

06-21-2012, 04:47 PM	#2
Wolfsong Member How Do You Identify?: Aw man....another label? Preferred Pronoun?: Boys will be boys Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2012 Location: 60south-side Posts: 576 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 529 Thanked 2,031 Times in 418 Posts Rep Power: 20231739	Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone

09-22-2012, 04:31 PM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	still doesn't care... isn't consistency great?! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2012, 07:42 PM	#8
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2012, 07:43 PM	#9
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive really slow so everyone else is late for work. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-12-2012, 08:08 PM	#10
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When I am quiet, it doesn't mean I'm shy. It means I'm examining my prey. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-30-2012, 08:39 PM	#11
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	‎" Never take the free ride in your own life"~~ Nickleback __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-01-2013, 08:22 PM	#12
Cid Member How Do You Identify?: ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?: she, lady..whichever Relationship Status: waiting for the right one Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost. Posts: 807 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,627 Thanked 2,731 Times in 632 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	You lost me at hello... __________________ Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

01-03-2013, 08:11 PM	#13
Girl_On_Fire Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her Relationship Status: On Hiatus Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Connecticut Posts: 690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,020 Thanked 2,684 Times in 562 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Thinking about you makes me want to get down on my knees…in front of a toilet…so I can puke. __________________ "Quit trying to reason with unreasonable people. It's like trying to have a meaningful conversation with an end table." ~ Girl_On_Fire

01-06-2013, 06:43 PM	#14
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	No one ever appreciates a shovel until they have to bury a body with a spoon. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-06-2013, 06:46 PM	#15
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	...does anyone other than me feel like their job description is 'to do the crap no one else wants to do' ? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-22-2013, 08:30 AM	#16
Cid Member How Do You Identify?: ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?: she, lady..whichever Relationship Status: waiting for the right one Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost. Posts: 807 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,627 Thanked 2,731 Times in 632 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I don't know if this one is here or not but its one of my favourites... It's not you it's.....noooo, it's you. __________________ Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

02-23-2013, 08:20 PM	#17
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When I say "What?" it doesn't mean I didn't hear you. I'm simply giving you the opportunity to correct the stupidity that is coming out of your mouth. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-23-2013, 08:27 PM	#18
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-13-2013, 04:58 PM	#19
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Whoever said money can't buy happiness is obviously wrong, a couple dollars can buy me a pack of Oreo's. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

04-13-2013, 05:04 PM	#20
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Oops.... you must be under the impression I care. Let's just fix that. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.