Rubber Ducky Poetry Hour

[Ginger]

Learn something new every day!

Originally Posted by ducky.mcclure

Guys have it easy
The whole standing to pee thing
If only I could stand to pee
It would save me so much time

If I could just hike up my skirt
Let it loose, shake it bit
And be on my way
Oh it sounds so wonderful

But no, I have to sit
I have to wipe
Pull up the panties
Make sure that pesky toilet flushes

How fair is that?
Have you heard of that device?
Called STP? It means Stand To Pee
Have you tried it? Neither have I

But I want to
I really do
I wonder is it reusable
Is it sanitary?

I must go shopping
I must find out
I need to see with my own eyes
To see if this device can help me pee standing up

[PoeticWitch]

Hands in the air
Body spinning
In exhilaration
Soul dancing
Euphoria spreading out
Touching all those around me
The gaiety is contagious
You cannot help but smile
You cannot help but laugh
Get up and dance
Dance with me
Let your soul mingle
Mingle with mine
Twirling around each other
Touching and melding and coming apart again
Souls dancing and sharing
Sharing our love
Sharing our comfort
Sharing connectivity that we think we had lost
Get up and dance
Share your soul with me
And I will share mine with you

[PoeticWitch]

You looked into her eyes
And you fell so far down
So trustingly you offered up your heart
She tied on the strings
Dangled you about like a marionette
Push or pull, come or go
What the hell were you thinking?
I sit here and watch
I see how heartsick you are
I see the tears in your eyes
And I see your heart ripping apart
My band-aids are useless
My staples won't hold you together
Please wake up from this nightmare
Don't drown in this, whatever this is
For it isn't love and isn't worth it.

[PoeticWitch]

On my knees
Forehead on the ground
Arms stretched out before me
I bow before you in veneration

Your presence dazzles me
Your touch drives me to the brink of madness
Your voice brings me back to reality
I would give you my soul if you asked

If you but asked
If you but demanded
I am yours to command
Please I beg you..

Command me
I am a piece of putty waiting to be molded
I am a piece of paper waiting to be drawn on
You are my artist

I am your anything
Anything you want
Anything you desire
I am yours

[PoeticWitch]

My head on a pillow
A big fluffy comforter wrapped around me
Snuggled deep into my bed
Dreaming...

Laying there trying to keep myself warm
I dream of you and your arms around me
Of your hands running over my naked body
Just the thought makes my heart skip a beat

I stretch under my blanket
In my head I feel you against me
I feel your fingers tickling my neck
Your lips on my cheeks

Soft whispered words of love
Oh my love you might not really be next me
But in my mind you never leave my side
Come with me my love.. lets go back to bed

[PoeticWitch]

I want to fly and dance like a fairy on a spring wind
To laugh and giggle while kissing a flower to watch it bloom
I want to race hummingbirds and bees from flower to flower
To twirl and somersault in midair
Making my heart burst with uncontrollable joy
Oh to be carefree like a fairy or a child once more
To let the trappings of adulthood fall from my shoulders
To remember what it was like to believe in the magical
To have that magic back
To be sprinkled with fairy dust and go for a flight
To stand in a fairy ring and be transported to entirely different realm
Time to let go of adulthood and grow young again
Lets have a bit of fun

[PoeticWitch]

Why is it wrong
That I want to be left alone
For a bit of time
You call me anti social
But honey this is just recharging
My batteries
So I might keep this smile on my face
When you say something
That hurts my brain
Making me want to slap you
With the stupid stick

Anti social would be
Me hiding in a basement
Planning the demise
Of all the people
I have had to smack
With that stupid stick
So you see let me recharge
Let me have my time alone
Otherwise I might get grumpy
And have to slap you with that stupid stick

[PoeticWitch]

Thank you for this early Xmas present
Ever so perfect on these cold winter days and nights
Even the color is just right, neither pink nor purple
Even Loki loves it as he snuggles on my lap

This ever so comfy robe
There is no tie to hold it together
Completely button down
So no accidental views of my naked flesh

So very soft, made of chenille
The only problem now is
That I never want out of it
Can I just wear it everywhere?

Maybe this robe can be considered extra comfy
Dangerously comfy
Never wanting to let go comfy
Though I am sure I will want to wash it sooner or later

But I do love my comfy chenille robe
You have perfect taste of course
Granted you cheated a bit
But that just means you are one smart boyfriend!

[PoeticWitch]

Tis the season
Or so they say
To celebrate Christmas
To love one another
And cherish each other

When does it start?
Where does it end?

Black Friday use to mark the beginning
But how can we start a holiday of love
With such a greedy frenzy
Besides Black Friday starts earlier and earlier now
Even Christmas decorations go up before Thanksgiving now!

An argument about Holiday tree or Christmas tree is going around
Seriously you cannot call it Christmas if it is all about the material
And not about the birth of Christ
Granted I am pagan so it matters not to me
But it saddens me to see so little of the giving spirit except in the material sense

To see children be disappointed by their presents
To destroy the present they did get with spoiled behavior
Rather then saying thank you for getting something at all
Instead of the parents reprimanding the child for such terrible behavior
They send the video to a TV show and laugh

The children for today have no concept of being thankful
They want the latest and greatest
If they don't receive it then of course their parents must not love them enough
Not because their parents work their tails off trying to give their children the best they can
But still falling short because our economy sucks

Being thankful
Being caring
Being loving
Should be a season all year long
Start a new tradition maybe

Less material goods
More quality time
More quality lessons in life
More quality love
Yeah start a new tradition