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07-26-2012, 08:04 PM
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Shopping with Blade ... we were only supposed to go to foodlion and to get Chinese food...
I promised him I wouldn't post the crack me up funny stuff that happened ... but dang! We can have some belly laughs sometimes! |
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07-26-2012, 10:12 PM
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Okay, it's time for a bats of the night up date.....Tonight, a bat began flying through the house, I stayed calm. I changed into my dress, found the bat was now attacking my shell wreath, I picked it up in a towel.....it got away screaming......the bat, not me, I'm so proud, I closed doors until I got the bat out in the hall then opened the door to the porch and out went the bat. It took me max twenty minutes to preform this maneuver. I'm feeling good, a real bat wrangler........twenty minutes go by......there is a bat flying through the house......it's like deja vu with bats.......this time it took me five minutes, but I left the bat in the hall (was that bad?)
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07-26-2012, 10:34 PM
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 She and I crack up every day, but there were so many "hold-your-tummy-while-doubled-over-laughing" moments today that her bladder just couldn't take it anymore...LMAO 
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07-26-2012, 10:39 PM
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07-26-2012, 10:42 PM
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Okay..............third bat, I can't find him, he flew into the kitchen.......he didn't come back, I went after him, I don't see him. He is not attacking any of the shell wreaths.....oh wait! he's back!
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07-26-2012, 10:49 PM
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Crap, now I've lost that freaking bat in my bedroom.....this is beginning to not be that funny.
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07-29-2012, 08:21 AM
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This is funny!
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08-01-2012, 09:49 PM
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Clicking on these dragon eggs will take you to my new erotic novella: Dragon Bait .........Hope you enjoy it!________________________________________________ Please take a look at my work Click on flashing smilie to see my websiteTo look at my Daddy/girl erotica book Click on pompom girl to see Elbows on the Table, Palms Flat
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08-01-2012, 09:59 PM
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my daughter begging me to tweeze her brows for her student id then shrieking from the bathroom that one was thinner than the other...everyone would think she she looked 'suspicious' all year long!!!
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08-02-2012, 04:08 PM
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Me tagging along on Blade's shoe hunting trip, he suddenly announces to the lady helping him "she knows I'm a shoe whore!"...
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08-05-2012, 01:29 PM
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I had to wipe the computer screen clean ...
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08-05-2012, 08:43 PM
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my babe and mines tickle fest.
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