Shit My Friends Say

Medusa · 03-07-2010, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen

OOOH! I can check my heart rate when I poop.

Just to clarify: that was NOT me.

AtLast · 03-07-2010, 02:29 AM

You (me) are totally neurotic!

Last time I invite her over for dinner!

Arwen · 03-08-2010, 12:27 AM

Are you two talking about renting a femme?

always2late · 03-08-2010, 12:41 AM

"Well, isn't that the cat calling the peddle black!"

Medusa · 03-08-2010, 01:43 AM

"Dear GOD, it's a 'Billy the Exterminator' marathon!"

Thinker · 03-08-2010, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

Just to clarify: that was NOT me.

For some reason, my first thought was Jack.

*shrug*

Just_G · 03-08-2010, 10:50 AM

"Dude, you are totally on my top 5 do-able list.....well, if I was into butches and shit".

torchiegirl · 03-08-2010, 11:48 AM

"They fumble with that thing form the time they are born until the day they die, they just can't help it".

~Grandma~

Julien · 04-18-2010, 05:47 PM

"Whatever" a dismissive phrase and I can't stand hearing it.

Gemme · 04-18-2010, 05:51 PM

"Okay, he's really cute and I like him and everything, but I don't have to tell him I'm still married, do I? He could be The One!"

Rockinonahigh · 04-18-2010, 06:06 PM

I over herd a young butch sayin while at the local sex toy store to another young pup...I wonder how long I should get this thingamajig.Thought I thought I would choke on my bubble gum.

Gemme · 04-19-2010, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme

"Okay, he's really cute and I like him and everything, but I don't have to tell him I'm still married, do I? He could be The One!"

Same friend, same situation, same guy, says to me last night:

"He broke up with me because of the situation with me and X!"

*insert befuddled look and lip quiver*

"What should I do????"

Seriously, I'm too old for this shit.

03-07-2010, 02:29 AM	#2
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	You (me) are totally neurotic! Last time I invite her over for dinner! Last edited by AtLast; 03-07-2010 at 02:30 AM. Reason: goofed

03-08-2010, 12:27 AM	#3
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,108 Times in 6,412 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Are you two talking about renting a femme? __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

03-08-2010, 12:41 AM	#4
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"Well, isn't that the cat calling the peddle black!" __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

03-08-2010, 01:43 AM	#5
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,686 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000025	"Dear GOD, it's a 'Billy the Exterminator' marathon!" __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

03-08-2010, 10:50 AM	#7
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"Dude, you are totally on my top 5 do-able list.....well, if I was into butches and shit". __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!

03-08-2010, 11:48 AM	#8
torchiegirl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the mitten Posts: 1,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,807 Thanked 1,610 Times in 549 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	just funny "They fumble with that thing form the time they are born until the day they die, they just can't help it". ~Grandma~

04-18-2010, 05:47 PM	#9
Julien Member How Do You Identify?: TG/GenderQueer Preferred Pronoun?: I'm flexible, but only up to a point. Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Alabama, Gulf Coast area Posts: 1,007 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,247 Thanked 2,702 Times in 737 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"Whatever" a dismissive phrase and I can't stand hearing it. __________________ Julien “Self-plagiarism is style.” Alfred Hitchcock Formerly known as Graphiteta2s

04-18-2010, 05:51 PM	#10
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,925 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	"Okay, he's really cute and I like him and everything, but I don't have to tell him I'm still married, do I? He could be The One!" __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

04-18-2010, 06:06 PM	#11
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I over herd a young butch sayin while at the local sex toy store to another young pup...I wonder how long I should get this thingamajig.Thought I thought I would choke on my bubble gum.