What Cracked You Up Today?

Kenna · 08-06-2012, 08:22 PM

and a mutual friend and I are planning to go see Chuc in action during his next play... I can't wait!!
In person... he rolls off the jokes so fast and so witty that you never have a chance to catch up!!

I can't wait to ask him how his "Welfare Plan" worked out?

jac · 08-06-2012, 10:37 PM

Having a video/karaoke evening at the shelter... and six teens singing the Banana Song.. in unison... and surprisingly not sounding too bad together. LOL too bad they didn't sing something worth listening to

Corkey · 08-07-2012, 02:38 PM

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/08...-is-fired.html

Not only did he light himself on fire..... Ahahahahahaha!

08-07-2012, 03:05 PM

Listening to a guy sharing about having a hard exterior but loads of feelers bubbling under that exterior. My mate Shaz looked over and mouthed 'Fluffy bunny' at me...it's a wee shared 'in-joke' between us. Cracked us both up.

clay · 08-07-2012, 07:35 PM

I am STILL laughing so hard over this....
My girl..is always, always such a lady! and I have never heard her utter one "curse word"...she is so classy like that...
Tonight, we were chatting a bit on phone...and she was getting ready to get in bed....we were idly chatting...and all of a sudden..out of her mouth came: " I think I will take my happy ASS...then the sucking in of her breath...I could just visualize her mouth agape..eyes wide...and the shock of realizing what she just said.....dead silence...THEN....then we both burst out to laughing...and THAT was so precious....she NEVER utters any bad words..at alll....

Kenna · 08-07-2012, 08:43 PM

after an awful day at work... I needed to burn off steam... but first I stopped by Blade's because my landlord (I had to pay rent) lives just over the hill...so while there venting about my boss, he has me start looking for his lost keys.... MIND YOU, I wasn't here when he lost them, unlike times past when he misplaced his glasses...

So I look all over house while I grill him about "tell me your exact actions as you came home, dumped groceries and dealt with the plumber..." .....
He took a tone with me that made me repeat "Tell me EXACTLY what you did as you came in the door."...

While half listening to him, I grabbed the flashlight to look under washer, dryer...then made my way out to the porch to check the squirrel cage... on my way back in, I glance over to above the steps... see a glint of light hit silver, make a very crosseyed look, then pound on the door and yell "GET YER BUTT OUT HERE!" ....

He follows me back out, and I step off the porch, turn around and say "look THERE!!" ... pointing to an ammo box used for camp gear... The look on his face was PRICELESS... the keys were sitting in the rain, in a place he would HAVE NEVER LOOKED!! .... while he was checking to see if the auto button was ruined by the rain, he set off the truck alarm!

So I get a finder's fee!! I was about to do a strip search, because I'd looked everywhere else!! Now I've climbed the "Helpful friend ladder" of always finding his glasses ... rescuing his lost keys... only bad thing is, I don't live here anymore to keep track of where he drops things!

He laughed at me and said "now I owe you dinner!"

I made him drive... before we left, I convinced him we were going to the Japanese Hibachi, but pay dutch because it's costly...
On the way there, he argues with me that he "ain't going there if it costs too much"...
My response: I've wanted to go there for a year, we're going! Even if I have to pay...

We get there and get to watch the cutest, most adorable little boy sitting across the hibachi from us...when the chef lit oil on fire, he JUMPED and just about started to cry...then as chef started banging spatulas around, he was awestruck... later, he handled his chop sticks better than most adults...he'd gently dip each piece of chicken in the sauce, until he found a piece he wasn't convinced was chicken... so he picked it up with his chopstick, then used his other hand to pick it up to his nose, smell it, crinkle his nose...then drop it on his older cousin's plate! ... the cousin put it back on his plate.... we were CRACKING up watching this cute little guy, with his strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes... and all his funny reactions to the fancy chef...

Blade tried my shrimp dumplings...and made an ugly face and said it tasted like "chit-lins"!

Dinner and an entertaining show!! ... when I got the bill, I told Blade that was an early birthday gift...

That little boy just made my day!! He sure took away the ugly feelings I had about my work day!

jac · 08-09-2012, 12:55 PM

What cracked me up today...

(At the convenience store before work)
Me: I grabbed your last 9 fruit slice candies
Clerk: Oh I see we found your weakness
Me: *smiles* Yes you have! *straight face* Now move them...
Clerk: Okay. Around the corner, top shelf
Me: *smiles*
Clerk: Now to actually order more
Me: Ugh

Cracked us both up... Me:

..... Clerk:

MsTinkerbelly · 08-09-2012, 02:25 PM

Remembering a favorite movie!

Cracks me up every single time!

Kenna · 08-16-2012, 04:49 PM

my car repair bill...and estimate for other work that still needs done...
Yep, I felt like a hard boiled egg that someone had just taken a hammer to!
Cracked me up indeed... that life seems to be so full of surprises and twist-n-turns...

Kenna · 08-17-2012, 07:15 AM

Blade's dad, who's having surgery today, took the Superman PJ's with him that I gave him for his birthday, so he can wear them in recovery.
that ornery old fart always finds ways to crack me up!
Blade made me laugh when he said "if they ever let me leave,.I'll bring you Piggy Park BBQ!!"

lilapache · 08-17-2012, 12:05 PM

what was funny... was me (45) and norma (65) worked circles around a kid (21).

08-06-2012, 08:22 PM	#1
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I'm STILL rolling about this one!! And what makes it funnier, I recently had the pleasure of talking with "Chuc" ... and a mutual friend and I are planning to go see Chuc in action during his next play... I can't wait!! In person... he rolls off the jokes so fast and so witty that you never have a chance to catch up!! I can't wait to ask him how his "Welfare Plan" worked out? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

08-07-2012, 02:38 PM	#3
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,268 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/08...-is-fired.html Not only did he light himself on fire..... Ahahahahahaha! __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee)

08-07-2012, 07:35 PM	#5
clay Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch (Silver Fox) Dom Daddi Preferred Pronoun?: 50 Shades of Clay Darker & Deeper Relationship Status: married to my forever Join Date: May 2011 Location: salt air & sandy beaches Posts: 13,136 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 97,020 Thanked 31,666 Times in 7,748 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	I am STILL laughing so hard over this.... My girl..is always, always such a lady! and I have never heard her utter one "curse word"...she is so classy like that... Tonight, we were chatting a bit on phone...and she was getting ready to get in bed....we were idly chatting...and all of a sudden..out of her mouth came: " I think I will take my happy ASS...then the sucking in of her breath...I could just visualize her mouth agape..eyes wide...and the shock of realizing what she just said.....dead silence...THEN....then we both burst out to laughing...and THAT was so precious....she NEVER utters any bad words..at alll.... __________________ To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault

08-07-2012, 08:43 PM	#6
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	after an awful day at work... I needed to burn off steam... but first I stopped by Blade's because my landlord (I had to pay rent) lives just over the hill...so while there venting about my boss, he has me start looking for his lost keys.... MIND YOU, I wasn't here when he lost them, unlike times past when he misplaced his glasses... So I look all over house while I grill him about "tell me your exact actions as you came home, dumped groceries and dealt with the plumber..." ..... He took a tone with me that made me repeat "Tell me EXACTLY what you did as you came in the door."... While half listening to him, I grabbed the flashlight to look under washer, dryer...then made my way out to the porch to check the squirrel cage... on my way back in, I glance over to above the steps... see a glint of light hit silver, make a very crosseyed look, then pound on the door and yell "GET YER BUTT OUT HERE!" .... He follows me back out, and I step off the porch, turn around and say "look THERE!!" ... pointing to an ammo box used for camp gear... The look on his face was PRICELESS... the keys were sitting in the rain, in a place he would HAVE NEVER LOOKED!! .... while he was checking to see if the auto button was ruined by the rain, he set off the truck alarm! So I get a finder's fee!! I was about to do a strip search, because I'd looked everywhere else!! Now I've climbed the "Helpful friend ladder" of always finding his glasses ... rescuing his lost keys... only bad thing is, I don't live here anymore to keep track of where he drops things! He laughed at me and said "now I owe you dinner!" I made him drive... before we left, I convinced him we were going to the Japanese Hibachi, but pay dutch because it's costly... On the way there, he argues with me that he "ain't going there if it costs too much"... My response: I've wanted to go there for a year, we're going! Even if I have to pay... We get there and get to watch the cutest, most adorable little boy sitting across the hibachi from us...when the chef lit oil on fire, he JUMPED and just about started to cry...then as chef started banging spatulas around, he was awestruck... later, he handled his chop sticks better than most adults...he'd gently dip each piece of chicken in the sauce, until he found a piece he wasn't convinced was chicken... so he picked it up with his chopstick, then used his other hand to pick it up to his nose, smell it, crinkle his nose...then drop it on his older cousin's plate! ... the cousin put it back on his plate.... we were CRACKING up watching this cute little guy, with his strawberry blonde hair and blue eyes... and all his funny reactions to the fancy chef... Blade tried my shrimp dumplings...and made an ugly face and said it tasted like "chit-lins"! Dinner and an entertaining show!! ... when I got the bill, I told Blade that was an early birthday gift... That little boy just made my day!! He sure took away the ugly feelings I had about my work day! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

08-16-2012, 04:49 PM	#9
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	my car repair bill...and estimate for other work that still needs done... Yep, I felt like a hard boiled egg that someone had just taken a hammer to! Cracked me up indeed... that life seems to be so full of surprises and twist-n-turns... __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

08-06-2012, 10:37 PM	#2
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Having a video/karaoke evening at the shelter... and six teens singing the Banana Song.. in unison... and surprisingly not sounding too bad together. LOL too bad they didn't sing something worth listening to

08-07-2012, 03:05 PM	#4
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	Listening to a guy sharing about having a hard exterior but loads of feelers bubbling under that exterior. My mate Shaz looked over and mouthed 'Fluffy bunny' at me...it's a wee shared 'in-joke' between us. Cracked us both up.

08-09-2012, 12:55 PM	#7
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	What cracked me up today... (At the convenience store before work) Me: I grabbed your last 9 fruit slice candies Clerk: Oh I see we found your weakness Me: smiles Yes you have! straight face Now move them... Clerk: Okay. Around the corner, top shelf Me: smiles Clerk: Now to actually order more Me: Ugh Cracked us both up... Me: ..... Clerk:

08-09-2012, 02:25 PM	#8
MsTinkerbelly Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 6,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,737 Thanked 22,907 Times in 5,017 Posts Rep Power: 0	Remembering a favorite movie! Cracks me up every single time!

08-17-2012, 07:15 AM	#10
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Blade's dad, who's having surgery today, took the Superman PJ's with him that I gave him for his birthday, so he can wear them in recovery. that ornery old fart always finds ways to crack me up! Blade made me laugh when he said "if they ever let me leave,.I'll bring you Piggy Park BBQ!!" __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

08-17-2012, 12:05 PM	#11
lilapache Member How Do You Identify?: DONE Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: forever away Posts: 1,374 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 3,880 Times in 1,025 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	what was funny... was me (45) and norma (65) worked circles around a kid (21). __________________ Don't get mad when a girl cares too much. Worry when they start to not give a fuck.