Honey I'm home.

Tony · 08-08-2012, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Katniss765

Glad you're home! I left work early to clean the house. You favorite dinner is almost ready. Here, sit down and relax while I fix you a drink. Oh...look, a ballgame on tv! Who do you want to win? The NY Yankees or the Dallas Cowboys? Why don't I fix you a tray so you can watch tv.

By the way...um, uh...the credit card bill came in. It's on the counter...Prada sale. No returns.

Katniss (running upstairs at the speed of light)

LOVED this!! (Even tho it may have sounded suspicious...lol).

08-08-2012, 06:07 AM

...fire up the kindle and put m'slippers out ready by the reading chair. Mkay!

SleepyButch · 08-08-2012, 07:53 AM

Hi Honey, I finally got a few hours of sleep and when I woke up and reached out for you in the bed, you were already gone. It's nice that I went to bed with you on my mind and woke up thinking about you as well. Today is going to be another long day, maybe even longer than yesterday but I am going to try to go to sleep early or take a nap after work. Yes, honey, I'm always sleepy, hence the name but I think that's one of my endearing qualitites. Eventually, we'll be able to go to sleep together at a decent time although if you ask me to go to bed at 8:30pm every night, I am not going to be happy. I look forward to our next moments together.. soon.

Tony · 08-08-2012, 08:17 AM

Hi honey, I'm home. But you're not. So I'm calling to tell you I'm going to fix everything. You're having a bad day at work & I'm sorry. Try to leave it at your desk. You're coming home to a candlelit drawn bath, a glass of your favorite wine, & 2 of the books you're currently reading. While you're soaking the ills of the day away, I'll be making dinner. After we've finished dinner, I'll hand you the remote (yes, I really said that) so you can watch your programs while I clean the kitchen & grill. Then a full body massage to pull the stress out of your joints. Finally, well, we know where this is going. Tonight is all about you, darlin'.

Mr Nice Guy · 08-08-2012, 12:43 PM

Hey Honey, I'm at work but I wanted to leave you this message.... Your beautiful! Don't ever change.

See you when I get home.

Ginger · 08-08-2012, 03:56 PM

Hi, Honey. I’m home. I needed you in my camp today when my mom called to tell me off about sending the sugar-free Twizzlers to P. I know they still count as a carb, but I took a risk and mailed them. He called me when I was in a meeting. His little twangy voice breaks my heart. I don’t believe Oliver Sachs, that he sees us as “talking bags of water.” I needed your brainy, informed rationale to counteract my mom’s accusations that I acted irresponsibly, was going to cause a meltdown and the return of the big white mittens so he doesn’t bite his hand open. Can I have a massage? My shoulders are like wire cables. My ears are ringing. Let’s go for a run. It’s getting cool out in the evenings. Thanks, I like this skirt, too, but it got caught on the armrest on the train and stretched like a mile before I noticed and some guy unhooked me. It was funny, we had a good laugh. Wardrobe misfunction much? I’m sorry you had to deal with that idiot in court today. People deserve decent representation. You must be tired of being the only one in the room who did her homework. Do you have a lot of reading tonight? No? Let’s go to bed early. I’m still editing in my head, all the stuff I was working on today. Let’s slow down together. Let’s have watermelon for dinner. Oh, please don’t answer that. Can you call your Mom later? I need a hug. Thank you, thank you, thank you for letting it ring. You always come through. I can’t imagine coming home to anyone but you.

Mr Nice Guy · 08-08-2012, 04:48 PM

Hi Honey, sorry I'm late. I hit some traffic while I stopped at a couple of stores to get your favorite stuff. Why? Well because you make me smile and I really want to see that smile and gleam in your eyes when I surprise you.

08-08-2012, 06:07 AM	#2
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	Hi Honey I'm home... ...fire up the kindle and put m'slippers out ready by the reading chair. Mkay!

08-08-2012, 07:53 AM	#3
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,511 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,248 Times in 2,754 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Hi Honey, I finally got a few hours of sleep and when I woke up and reached out for you in the bed, you were already gone. It's nice that I went to bed with you on my mind and woke up thinking about you as well. Today is going to be another long day, maybe even longer than yesterday but I am going to try to go to sleep early or take a nap after work. Yes, honey, I'm always sleepy, hence the name but I think that's one of my endearing qualitites. Eventually, we'll be able to go to sleep together at a decent time although if you ask me to go to bed at 8:30pm every night, I am not going to be happy. I look forward to our next moments together.. soon. __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

08-08-2012, 08:17 AM	#4
Tony Member How Do You Identify?: All Man (FTM if I must have a label) Preferred Pronoun?: Male ones Relationship Status: She's my Southern Comfort Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Midwest Posts: 412 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 569 Thanked 1,241 Times in 326 Posts Rep Power: 18460391	Hi honey, I'm home. But you're not. So I'm calling to tell you I'm going to fix everything. You're having a bad day at work & I'm sorry. Try to leave it at your desk. You're coming home to a candlelit drawn bath, a glass of your favorite wine, & 2 of the books you're currently reading. While you're soaking the ills of the day away, I'll be making dinner. After we've finished dinner, I'll hand you the remote (yes, I really said that) so you can watch your programs while I clean the kitchen & grill. Then a full body massage to pull the stress out of your joints. Finally, well, we know where this is going. Tonight is all about you, darlin'. __________________ Words are what we hear; they allow the heart to believe what it wants to believe. But actions, actions show us the real truth of what we need to believe.

08-08-2012, 12:43 PM	#5
Mr Nice Guy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Kind, sweet, loving, romantic and a rare Butch. :) Relationship Status: I don't drive a Uhaul. :) Join Date: May 2011 Location: Another New Englander Posts: 1,768 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,035 Thanked 4,894 Times in 1,307 Posts Rep Power: 0	Hey Honey, I'm at work but I wanted to leave you this message.... Your beautiful! Don't ever change. See you when I get home.

08-08-2012, 03:56 PM	#6
Ginger Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: East coast Posts: 2,416 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,829 Thanked 12,295 Times in 2,057 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Hi, Honey. I’m home. I needed you in my camp today when my mom called to tell me off about sending the sugar-free Twizzlers to P. I know they still count as a carb, but I took a risk and mailed them. He called me when I was in a meeting. His little twangy voice breaks my heart. I don’t believe Oliver Sachs, that he sees us as “talking bags of water.” I needed your brainy, informed rationale to counteract my mom’s accusations that I acted irresponsibly, was going to cause a meltdown and the return of the big white mittens so he doesn’t bite his hand open. Can I have a massage? My shoulders are like wire cables. My ears are ringing. Let’s go for a run. It’s getting cool out in the evenings. Thanks, I like this skirt, too, but it got caught on the armrest on the train and stretched like a mile before I noticed and some guy unhooked me. It was funny, we had a good laugh. Wardrobe misfunction much? I’m sorry you had to deal with that idiot in court today. People deserve decent representation. You must be tired of being the only one in the room who did her homework. Do you have a lot of reading tonight? No? Let’s go to bed early. I’m still editing in my head, all the stuff I was working on today. Let’s slow down together. Let’s have watermelon for dinner. Oh, please don’t answer that. Can you call your Mom later? I need a hug. Thank you, thank you, thank you for letting it ring. You always come through. I can’t imagine coming home to anyone but you.

08-08-2012, 04:48 PM	#7
Mr Nice Guy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Kind, sweet, loving, romantic and a rare Butch. :) Relationship Status: I don't drive a Uhaul. :) Join Date: May 2011 Location: Another New Englander Posts: 1,768 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,035 Thanked 4,894 Times in 1,307 Posts Rep Power: 0	Hi Honey, sorry I'm late. I hit some traffic while I stopped at a couple of stores to get your favorite stuff. Why? Well because you make me smile and I really want to see that smile and gleam in your eyes when I surprise you.