Jokes and things that made you laugh.

Tony · 08-19-2012, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

Hey Tony --

We discussed these in the moderator forum and we feel like a lot of your "Humor" is very negatively slanted towards women. Please be more careful and thoughtful about what you post.

Thanks,
June (Moderator)

Sorry, I just saw this. I can assure you there was no malice. But I will be more careful & sensitive. Although, I'll probably have to reach deep for the sensitive part. Lol. But reach I will.

TimilDeeps · 08-21-2012, 11:18 AM

I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. (Steven Wright)

TimilDeeps · 08-21-2012, 11:20 AM

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough... (Brian Kiley)

TimilDeeps · 08-21-2012, 11:25 AM

guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

LeftWriteFemme · 08-24-2012, 07:30 AM

I love this....rumor has it that this is the song that got him fired from the math department at Harvard

WolfyOne · 09-03-2012, 02:53 PM

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of MOUNT & DO

Janstevie · 10-14-2012, 05:42 AM

Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

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09-03-2012, 02:53 PM	#6
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08-21-2012, 11:18 AM	#2
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. (Steven Wright)

08-21-2012, 11:20 AM	#3
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough... (Brian Kiley)

08-21-2012, 11:25 AM	#4
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

10-14-2012, 05:42 AM	#7
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.