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08-25-2012, 11:19 AM
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Things heard around this bed...
"....you just made my god damn fuckin' eyebrow hurt...."
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08-25-2012, 11:40 AM
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While riding in the new truck yesterday....
Me: Yeah, it needs something, it's kinda boring.
The Boy: You could paint it pink. Me: No, the pink would clash with the red. Maybe camo. The Boy: Nothing says "butch" like a pink camo truck. LOL That kid cracks me up. |
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09-12-2012, 02:40 PM
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Packing for reunion...
Bully "Oh i like these shorts, let's pack these" Belle "Ok, which shirt do you wear with them" Bully "What do you mean? Any of my shirts go with them" Belle "No they don't. Pick out a shirt that matches and we will pack them together" Bully holds up a random shirt Belle "No, that is black not blue it doesn't match those shorts, it matches your blue shorts" Bully "Oh dear god i never knew packing was so intense and complicated." Belle: *thinking...how did she ever get by without me. .gif "Say What?")
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09-12-2012, 02:53 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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What I said:
"Baby, my shoulder hurts pretty badly. I can't even pick up the coffee pot to pour my coffee this morning" The part she thought that she heard: "I can't even lick the coffee pot" to which I said: "I'm not that desperate for coffee this morning baby"
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09-12-2012, 03:00 PM
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Hitched up 
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Syr : "We need a bigger fuckery suitcase"
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09-12-2012, 03:29 PM
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Bear to girl: you can take my cane if you can get off the crutches. The big black one. It'll match your dresses.
Me: Oh boy. Bear to girl: just don't go swinging it around. It's heavy duty 10 pounds. Girl laughs Me: blink blink. Me wandering off, muttering: don't nobody piss her off in little rock |
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09-14-2012, 10:04 AM
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Z talking to our pup about getting in the blankets next to me: Babygirl, what's wrong, is daddy tooting.
Me: Babe I think you toot more. Five minutes later I toot. LOL  
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09-20-2012, 07:09 PM
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text...and cold noses
me: have you shook that headache? didn't want to wake you.
friend: I'm awake. It's still here. I'll take more meds around 10 tonight. me: sorry, sexy friend: thanks sweets. not looking too good right this minute. lol me: like Droopy? friend : pretty much me: NO PUPPY TREATS FOR YOU..only rest and meds! friend : lol..ok
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09-25-2012, 06:42 PM
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Babe you're gonna wear me out. I'm out for the count.
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