What Cracked You Up Today?

Scuba · 08-30-2012, 07:10 PM

Mr. Poodle Pants and Panjo...

jac · 08-31-2012, 11:02 PM

Two staff in the back office. One had her pre-teen child with her for the evening.
Mind you, I can only hear this conversation. I was at the computer typing logs...

child: Mom what is this thing?
staff: What thing?
child: This weird brown thing?
mom: Oh hmmmm well it's a penis.
child: OMG whaaaaat??? La la la, I can't hear youuuuuuuuu (assuming fingers in ears)
mom: You asked.
child: What are you people doing with this thing here?
mom: We teach the kids on the streets the proper way to put on a condom.
child: OMG I really don't want to know this from you!
mom: Meet my co-worker!

Ahahahaaaaaa oh the highlight of my evenings

Mrs Arcstriker · 09-01-2012, 08:10 PM

I have had my current car for over 6 years and I have taken very good care of her...we are getting to the point where I will be trading her in soon, what with her low miles and pristine body...and today, while at the grocery store parking lot, I just figured out she has a 5-CD changer. Quite honestly I had no idea that this was the case until I had to switch off Spice Radio in the parking lot. In my haste to block my radio porn I pushed a button for my CD changer, and it was only then that I found that I had 4 more CD's I could load. Almost 7 years and 65+ miles I find this out now??? Really? How did I miss that? On the way home from market I immediately loaded the following:

Jimmy Buffett Songs You Know By Heart
Jimmy Buffett A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean
Jimmy Buffett Barometer Soup
Jimmy Buffett Changes in Attitudes Changes In Lattitudes
Jimmy Buffett Coconut Telegraph...

I already had Jimmy Buffett License to Chill but I kicked it out for the above listed 5...

Oh, and BTW, I am fond of Jimmy Buffett...

Gentle Tiger · 09-01-2012, 09:43 PM

The show, Miranda.

Fatale · 09-01-2012, 10:39 PM

Thinking that I could simply waltz into my local Whole Foods late afternoon on the Saturday of Labor Day weekend. That cracked me up.

08-30-2012, 07:10 PM	#1
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09-01-2012, 09:43 PM	#4
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08-31-2012, 11:02 PM	#2
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Two staff in the back office. One had her pre-teen child with her for the evening. Mind you, I can only hear this conversation. I was at the computer typing logs... child: Mom what is this thing? staff: What thing? child: This weird brown thing? mom: Oh hmmmm well it's a penis. child: OMG whaaaaat??? La la la, I can't hear youuuuuuuuu (assuming fingers in ears) mom: You asked. child: What are you people doing with this thing here? mom: We teach the kids on the streets the proper way to put on a condom. child: OMG I really don't want to know this from you! mom: Meet my co-worker! Ahahahaaaaaa oh the highlight of my evenings

09-01-2012, 08:10 PM	#3
Mrs Arcstriker Timed Out How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: her, she...female ones... Relationship Status: married to Arcstriker Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: CT Posts: 143 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37 Thanked 407 Times in 100 Posts Rep Power: 0	I have had my current car for over 6 years and I have taken very good care of her...we are getting to the point where I will be trading her in soon, what with her low miles and pristine body...and today, while at the grocery store parking lot, I just figured out she has a 5-CD changer. Quite honestly I had no idea that this was the case until I had to switch off Spice Radio in the parking lot. In my haste to block my radio porn I pushed a button for my CD changer, and it was only then that I found that I had 4 more CD's I could load. Almost 7 years and 65+ miles I find this out now??? Really? How did I miss that? On the way home from market I immediately loaded the following: Jimmy Buffett Songs You Know By Heart Jimmy Buffett A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean Jimmy Buffett Barometer Soup Jimmy Buffett Changes in Attitudes Changes In Lattitudes Jimmy Buffett Coconut Telegraph... I already had Jimmy Buffett License to Chill but I kicked it out for the above listed 5... Oh, and BTW, I am fond of Jimmy Buffett...

09-01-2012, 10:39 PM	#5
Fatale Member How Do You Identify?: Not your average babe in the woods. Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Singular Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: The edge Posts: 210 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22 Thanked 896 Times in 166 Posts Rep Power: 12150548	Thinking that I could simply waltz into my local Whole Foods late afternoon on the Saturday of Labor Day weekend. That cracked me up.