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Old 09-01-2012, 12:19 PM   #1
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You won't catch me posting passive-agressive status updates on Facebook, even though my family has made sure Mitt Romney shows up on my feed EVERY SINGLE DAY since I mentioned his stance on marriage.

But, you will catch me silently thanking the higher powers that I don't share any genetic material with those thoughtless assholes
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You won't catch me posting passive-agressive status updates on Facebook, even though my family has made sure Mitt Romney shows up on my feed EVERY SINGLE DAY since I mentioned his stance on marriage.

But, you will catch me silently thanking the higher powers that I don't share any genetic material with those thoughtless assholes
I wish I had your strength....
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You won't catch me posting passive-agressive status updates on Facebook, even though my family has made sure Mitt Romney shows up on my feed EVERY SINGLE DAY since I mentioned his stance on marriage.

But, you will catch me silently thanking the higher powers that I don't share any genetic material with those thoughtless assholes
ME either!

i laugh at the baiting comments because they are sorta sad and hilarious at the same time. yaknow...
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i'd never be caught turning down a diamond studded thong! and love wearing it.
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nevah, evah,evah, evah, will you catch me rooting for the red sux. Ever!
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WHAT? *sigh*
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yup, I said it.

and I will never be caught apologizing for it
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after thinking twice, ... i just want to make clear, ... it would depend on who gave me the diamond studded thong lol. know what i mean! lol
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Amen to this.



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i lied about my height for a long time. i decided, ... what diff does one inch make! LOL
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I will never be caught baiting a hook with anything that is or was wriggling.

I will never be caught wearing crocs.

I will never be caught eating marmite.

I will never be caught with dirty fingernails 10 seconds after I've finished gardening.

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OMG i have one!!!!

I will NEVER EVER EVER be caught doing......

wait. If i say...that's sorta like being caught isn't it?

I'll keep THIS one secret...

Just know...

I never EVER want to be caught doing it!!!!
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