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Old 09-03-2012, 09:08 PM   #1
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I can flip my eyelids inside out to make "zombie eyes".

I can put a piece of necklace down my nostril and cough it back out my mouth. (discovered in high school)

I can do the splits (still!)
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I can flip my eyelids inside out to make "zombie eyes".

I can put a piece of necklace down my nostril and cough it back out my mouth. (discovered in high school)

I can do the splits (still!)
JUST G are ya listening?????... I think I see a bit of talent here for the show in Little Rock!!!!
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*faints at all the talent

I can...

Flip over a bar and land on my feet (disclosure: i think i can. I did this once at a bar after 7 shots of tequila)

oh that reminds me...

dance in a cage or on a table.
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I kill houseplants but can grow human skin in a dish.

This might require an equipped lab..

I don't seem to have special body talents
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Old 09-03-2012, 09:29 PM   #5
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If I plug my nose and increase the pressure in my sinus cavity, I can squirt water from my tear ducts about 6 inches away from my face...I refrain from doing this...I'm now afraid I may burst an eardrum someday...or be accused of being a horny toad in my last life...Well, I guess, like the horny toad, I was born in the Arizona Sonoran Desert...



I can pop all my fingers & toes, elbows, wrists, neck, hips, back, and ankles...This happens unintentionally as well, which is why as a teenager, I was often caught sneaking out of the house, because my mother learned to be hyper-aware of my ankles popping as I was attempting to sneak past her room...
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* raise each eyebrow separately from the other
* pick up things with my toes (I look very lazy sometimes)

I can do these things also!

I can also pretty much get whatever I want.



Well, mostly.

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Making your ass clap is an awesome talent!!! Heh Heh!
Does this have something to do with farting?

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Can anyone make that farting noise with their armpits?

I've worked at learning that for years and I STILL can't master it!
Yeah I just tried it to no avail. heh. I remember doing it as a kid though!

I can whistle in a few different ways!
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High squick factor that..
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