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Old 09-03-2012, 10:25 PM   #1
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I could dance the Funky Chicken in '72. A friend taught me.

I taught myself the Robot and the Michael Jackson slide. I can still dance those two today when cutting up. Don't know about the Funky Chicken.
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Making your ass clap is an awesome talent!!! Heh Heh!

I am laughing so hard at what everyone is sharing!

PB, thanks for this hilarious topic.
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Making your ass clap is an awesome talent!!! Heh Heh!

I am laughing so hard at what everyone is sharing!

PB, thanks for this hilarious topic.
You are welcome and this is fun isn't it?

Ass clapping. Not sure ummm, hmmmm.

I'll have to see if i can find this on you tube. I have not a clue. The image i have in my head? Like clapping like a seal? Naw, surely not.



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You are welcome and this is fun isn't it?

Ass clapping. Not sure ummm, hmmmm.

I'll have to see if i can find this on you tube. I have not a clue. The image i have in my head? Like clapping like a seal? Naw, surely not.



i'm pretty sure it's the same "stripper ass shake" laneydoll posted...at least, that's what i thought she meant. or twerking...it's similar to twerking.

i honestly don't understand the appeal, but my customers like it, so i guess i'm grateful i have it as a talent? lol
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PB, thanks for this hilarious topic.
At my middle school we have an assembly we call "Silly Human Tricks". Kids audition with the teachers in charge, and perform those tricks on stage (teachers can perform, too!)... We have a set up with a camera and the large screen, so we can see the details of all those eyelid tricks, moving of ears etc.... It is everyone's favourite assembly!
You all have lots of talents and could pass the auditions no problem!

Elle*, really enjoying this thread! (Sadly, with no talent of my own in those categories!)
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I'm not very talented...

I can't snap my fingers.

But I can sing Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan's Island.
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I am feeling a little talentless...


Hmmmmmmm......
I can sing
I am can quote movies and song lyrics like crazy
I make a mean cupcake
I scare 75 children on a regular
I am double jointed

That may be it!

Wish I was an ass clapper lol
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Like Belle, I have a good memory. I have the ability to remember names & faces in a way that most people cannot. When I was younger, I worked for a bank and never once chose the wrong person out of a (photo) line-up when I had waited on the criminal. Later on, I was doing the line ups for everyone in the bank and still never missed one.

~That talent caused the FBI to come knocking to try to recruit me and yes I do regret turning them down. The funny thing is that I ran into the recruiter last year. I was behind him in line at Wal-mart and said "OMG, it is Frank XXXXX. I have not seen you in ages." He finally remembered me and told the cashier, 'this girl can remember anyone by name and face, apparently even after 15 years or so."

Oh, and to the ass clapping thing, I saw it on YouTube. My ass shake is not that, mine is the full body quiver thing that strippers can do.

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