That awkward moment when..

cinnamongrrl · 09-09-2012, 06:51 PM

I was leaving my client's apartment building to go shopping.... Iheard a noise in a dogwood tree...and when I Looked up there was a squirrel there, munching on a goodie. I stood and talked up at him for a minute...asked him what he was eating....don't judge me...i do this....SO....he was looking at me while I was talking ...then he drops what he's eating and goes up the tree....I picked up his "treat" which was a dogwood fruit, and sniffed it...then....I nibbled on the untainted edge....and right at that moment... I notice 2 old ladies sitting on the balcony watching me

I told them we can all learn something from nature if we try....lol But I DONT recommend dogwood fruit...some things Should be left to nature

I got a protein bar while I was out instead

stargazingboi · 09-10-2012, 09:02 AM

that awkward moment when you're wearing headphones listening to music loudly (all into it), drinking coffee and someone touches you, causing you to become startled and coffee flying everywhere.

jac · 09-10-2012, 01:13 PM

That awkward moment when...

you are walking "in" while someone else is walking "out" of the doors to a store and you both do the back and forth dance moves till someone stops and lets the other pass first... Never does this happen with women, just men. Women get the right-away lol

bcelly1894 · 09-17-2012, 03:18 AM

That awkward moment when you run into an old friend or neighbor, And while they are talking you miss most of the conversation because you are trying to remember their name. Or you have to ask that person their name 2 or 3 times during that conversation because you keep forgetting it while they are talking.

cinnamongrrl · 09-29-2012, 02:49 PM

That awkward moment when....your boss asks you to proof read/edit/and contribute.....to a love letter he's writing to his new foreign girlfriend

WHO..by the by...may put me out of a job if she ever does come state side.... Here's hoping we have moved by the time THAT happens...

weatherboi · 09-29-2012, 03:12 PM

tamw

i wanna ask my Ms a question and it is sabotaged by Her sadism!!!

<3 Her!!!

Blaze · 09-29-2012, 03:31 PM

When you take a power nap in the afternoon, and you wake up, and freak out because it's 3:45 (to which you think in the morning) run to the shower, brush your teeth, towel dry and grab your socks and scrubs and quickly change, only to realize that your puppy's are hungry, the sun is brightly shinning and you got ready for work after taking a thirty seven minute nap. Remembering you just got back home from work an hour ago!

cinnamongrrl · 09-30-2012, 05:58 PM

that awkward moment when...you are in the drive thru at mcdonalds...behind a cop....and you put your purse on the steering wheel to root for some cash...and you accidentally blow the horn

Gemme · 09-29-2012, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563

That awkward moment when....your boss asks you to proof read/edit/and contribute.....to a love letter he's writing to his new foreign girlfriend

WHO..by the by...may put me out of a job if she ever does come state side.... Here's hoping we have moved by the time THAT happens...

That awkward moment when your boss realized that his visiting Russian girlfriend was a bit unstable and asks YOU to take her home since he can't deal with her.

cinnamongrrl · 09-29-2012, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

That awkward moment when your boss realized that his visiting Russian girlfriend was a bit unstable and asks YOU to take her home since he can't deal with her.

OH Myyyyyyyy

and I thought I had it bad!

Teddybear · 09-29-2012, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

That awkward moment when your boss realized that his visiting Russian girlfriend was a bit unstable and asks YOU to take her home since he can't deal with her.

Who paid for the plane ticket back to Russia

skeeter_01 · 09-30-2012, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

That awkward moment when your boss realized that his visiting Russian girlfriend was a bit unstable and asks YOU to take her home since he can't deal with her.

oh no he dit-int!!....

side note...i hope you'll be gettin' a little extra in your check next time!!

easygoingfemme · 06-20-2013, 08:29 PM

When you go to a family wedding with your boyfriend and your parents. And your parents don't know that your boyfriend is FtM. And they've known him for a while and they love him to pieces but you're not really sure how they'll do with the full story. And you get to the wedding and you've been in the car for three hours and your boyfriend excuses himself to the men's room. And your Father (who a moment ago was fixing the back of your boyfriend's shirt collar and tie for him) follows him to the bathroom. So you go to the women's room in a little bit of a panic about it and your mom follows you and from the stall next to you starts going on and on about how much she loves your boyfriend and everything little thing that she loves about him. And you're dying a little because you have no idea what's going on next door and you don't know if your father just figured out that your boyfriend isn't exactly set up to pee at the urinal next to him.
(It all turned out fine, by the way, but woohoo was that a lot to have go down at once)! And this story was even better when told from my guy's perspective, who thankfully has a great sense of humor.

LeftWriteFemme · 06-20-2013, 09:24 PM

the moment when your dogma fucks up your entertainment

Two-spirit · 09-29-2012, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by cinnamongrrl563

I was leaving my client's apartment building to go shopping.... Iheard a noise in a dogwood tree...and when I Looked up there was a squirrel there, munching on a goodie. I stood and talked up at him for a minute...asked him what he was eating....don't judge me...i do this....SO....he was looking at me while I was talking ...then he drops what he's eating and goes up the tree....I picked up his "treat" which was a dogwood fruit, and sniffed it...then....I nibbled on the untainted edge....and right at that moment... I notice 2 old ladies sitting on the balcony watching me

I told them we can all learn something from nature if we try....lol But I DONT recommend dogwood fruit...some things Should be left to nature

I got a protein bar while I was out instead

lol.. oh mann this is to funny..those two old ladies were probably thinking.." Omg how is the next generation going to survive."

Electrocell · 09-29-2012, 06:47 PM

When you accidently hit the wrong number on speed dial and start talking dirty to the wrong person.

Miss_J · 09-29-2012, 06:51 PM

That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt not just inside out but backwards all day and NO ONE said a thing to you.... really?? wth??

cinnamongrrl · 09-30-2012, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss_J

That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt not just inside out but backwards all day and NO ONE said a thing to you.... really?? wth??

LOL this happened to me once...I got a new scrub top...and I had an early shift at the hospital. I got dressed half asleep and in the dark so as not to wake my then GF....Got to work...and couldnt figure out WHY they would put the pockets of the top SO far back I couldnt put anything in them! Finally another PCA gave me the fyi... :P awww memories..... Thanks for the giggle!

Martina · 09-30-2012, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss_J

That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt not just inside out but backwards all day and NO ONE said a thing to you.... really?? wth??

I do that frequently. Inside out, not backwards. Usually I catch it before anyone else sees. I take a while to wake up in the morning. *yawn*

canmarielan · 09-30-2012, 09:23 PM

That awkward moment when you say "So, you're one of those young doctor's that nobody trusts." to a doctor. to her face. in front of your boss. *sigh* I MEANNNTTTT "It's impressive that you became a doctor so young, I bet you have to work harder to prove yourself. Way to go!"

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easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,014 Thanked 14,951 Times in 3,308 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	When you go to a family wedding with your boyfriend and your parents. And your parents don't know that your boyfriend is FtM. And they've known him for a while and they love him to pieces but you're not really sure how they'll do with the full story. And you get to the wedding and you've been in the car for three hours and your boyfriend excuses himself to the men's room. And your Father (who a moment ago was fixing the back of your boyfriend's shirt collar and tie for him) follows him to the bathroom. So you go to the women's room in a little bit of a panic about it and your mom follows you and from the stall next to you starts going on and on about how much she loves your boyfriend and everything little thing that she loves about him. And you're dying a little because you have no idea what's going on next door and you don't know if your father just figured out that your boyfriend isn't exactly set up to pee at the urinal next to him. (It all turned out fine, by the way, but woohoo was that a lot to have go down at once)! And this story was even better when told from my guy's perspective, who thankfully has a great sense of humor.

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