A Funny Letter

jac · 09-13-2012, 04:45 AM

Dear Spritz,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm alergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Stoney

LOL this was cute... and fun.

09-13-2012, 04:45 AM	#9
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Dear Spritz, I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you hit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm alergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Stoney LOL this was cute... and fun.