What Cracked You Up Today?

Kenna · 09-30-2012, 08:41 PM

a little brother said in his little voice to his really big sister...
"look, you need this, it's sparkly and it's a zebra!"

ruffryder · 10-03-2012, 11:35 AM

farting and my babe running away for awhile...

whewwweeee..

LOL!

Scuba · 10-05-2012, 12:29 PM

-Red-Flag- · 10-05-2012, 12:40 PM

So my mother comes into my office today and says.

'Would you like me to do a commercial for you?'

my face

'What for mom?'

She said 'well I've been seeing all those commercials lately, the marriage equality. I'd go on tv so you can get married'

my face again

She keeps going 'I would you know. Doesn't matter to Joe ( step dad) and I ...
We could do it'

- blink blink is my next face-

Her final statement .. 'Its ok that you got the gay and you want to marry... No one should give a shit but your family'

My reply 'and there we have it folks ... Maine's yes on 1... It's ok to have the gay and get married because your family is the one that should give a shit!'

Welcome to my world folks.

And for the record ... My mom means no disrespect when she says you got the gay... She learned that expression from me

jac · 10-07-2012, 03:31 PM

Stting at the staff desks talking with my workmate...

me: seems like the pool table has moved some
he: nope, looks the same from where i'm sitting
me: no, look... see the extra space over there (points to more space damnit)
he: nah, but rack 'em, you'll see things differently once we get over there and play

me: (15 minutes or so into the game) doesn't the cue ball look bigger than the others?
he: ummm noooo
me: omg i swear the damn thing is bigger
he: just like the table moved?
me: yes!!
he: not sure what your reaction to gluten really is but it looks like it's having an affect on your visual perception

LOL nothing like a carefree day... for the most part!

girl_dee · 10-07-2012, 05:38 PM

me and the boi buying candy at the dollar store and sneaking it into the movies.

jac · 10-12-2012, 06:33 AM

What cracked me up....

So I get on FB and see this picture of a friend of mine digging a hole in her Halloween Graveyard scene in the dark... assuming it was taken last night.

A drag queen friend of the gang puts this "burying all the ex's lol, or dead sex toys lol OMFG can u imagine if they came back from the dead? ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE USED SEX TOYS" lmfao OMG i am gonna have nightmares now, THANKS lol"

09-30-2012, 08:41 PM	#1
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10-03-2012, 11:35 AM	#2
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10-05-2012, 12:29 PM	#3
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10-05-2012, 12:40 PM	#4
-Red-Flag- Member How Do You Identify?: .Butch. Join Date: May 2010 Location: .Maine. Posts: 1,254 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,777 Thanked 3,610 Times in 930 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	So my mother comes into my office today and says. 'Would you like me to do a commercial for you?' my face 'What for mom?' She said 'well I've been seeing all those commercials lately, the marriage equality. I'd go on tv so you can get married' my face again She keeps going 'I would you know. Doesn't matter to Joe ( step dad) and I ... We could do it' - blink blink is my next face- Her final statement .. 'Its ok that you got the gay and you want to marry... No one should give a shit but your family' My reply 'and there we have it folks ... Maine's yes on 1... It's ok to have the gay and get married because your family is the one that should give a shit!' Welcome to my world folks. And for the record ... My mom means no disrespect when she says you got the gay... She learned that expression from me __________________ You will always be fond of me. I represent all the sins you never had the courage to commit.--Oscar Wilde Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.--Oscar Wilde I want to fill my mouth with your name.— Pablo Neruda

10-12-2012, 06:33 AM	#7
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	What cracked me up.... So I get on FB and see this picture of a friend of mine digging a hole in her Halloween Graveyard scene in the dark... assuming it was taken last night. A drag queen friend of the gang puts this "burying all the ex's lol, or dead sex toys lol OMFG can u imagine if they came back from the dead? ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE USED SEX TOYS" lmfao OMG i am gonna have nightmares now, THANKS lol" Last edited by jac; 10-12-2012 at 06:35 AM.

10-07-2012, 03:31 PM	#5
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Stting at the staff desks talking with my workmate... me: seems like the pool table has moved some he: nope, looks the same from where i'm sitting me: no, look... see the extra space over there (points to more space damnit) he: nah, but rack 'em, you'll see things differently once we get over there and play me: (15 minutes or so into the game) doesn't the cue ball look bigger than the others? he: ummm noooo me: omg i swear the damn thing is bigger he: just like the table moved? me: yes!! he: not sure what your reaction to gluten really is but it looks like it's having an affect on your visual perception LOL nothing like a carefree day... for the most part!

10-07-2012, 05:38 PM	#6
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