Colonoscopy "Adventure" Time

pynkkameleon · 10-08-2012, 11:50 AM

I wasn't so excited to see the word "pain" associated with it. It is my hope that I will be as knocked out as one can be and won't feel or remember a thing. As far as I know, I will be fully put under for the procedure. Especially since it will take longer than the average routine one. Did anyone else experience pain, either during or afterwards? I assume that there will gas pains once all is said and done but I sure don't like the thought of butt pain in the middle of everything as well.

I have heard from others that the preliminary results are given immediately after waking up. Has that been others experience as well? I really dislike the idea of coming home to wait and wait to hear.

The whole colon cleanse thing sounds pretty wretched as well. I picked up my lovely Rx of colon blow concoction the other day. The only consolation there is that I might feel a bit better after cleaning out my system and might get lucky and lose a pound or two.

My 21 year old daughter will be my escort home from the hospital. We live 4 hours away from where my newly appointed Gastro is located so I expect a long trip home. Especially since I have this recurring nightmare that she will see it as a humorous way to get back at me for all of the past years of punishments and teasing that I forced her to endure and I'll find video going viral on YouTube. Not to mention that I have a few particularly sadistic friends whom I could easily see bribing her to do just that. How do I dare sleep on that home with that prospect lurking in my mind..? LOL

I thank you all for your helpful responses and good thoughts. I'll greedily take all of the positive energy that I can get.

And Clay.. I adore you more than you will ever know. You have been a constant source of support, encouragement and friendship since the very first time that we "met" on here. I love our thought provoking and giggle sessions over the phone and you truly are one of my BFF's. We've both had our share of battles but look at us both going strong. You are a hero to me.

10-08-2012, 11:50 AM	#9
pynkkameleon Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Girly ones Relationship Status: Riding off into the sunset with my Cowboi Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 130 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,279 Thanked 484 Times in 98 Posts Rep Power: 7809054	I wasn't so excited to see the word "pain" associated with it. It is my hope that I will be as knocked out as one can be and won't feel or remember a thing. As far as I know, I will be fully put under for the procedure. Especially since it will take longer than the average routine one. Did anyone else experience pain, either during or afterwards? I assume that there will gas pains once all is said and done but I sure don't like the thought of butt pain in the middle of everything as well. I have heard from others that the preliminary results are given immediately after waking up. Has that been others experience as well? I really dislike the idea of coming home to wait and wait to hear. The whole colon cleanse thing sounds pretty wretched as well. I picked up my lovely Rx of colon blow concoction the other day. The only consolation there is that I might feel a bit better after cleaning out my system and might get lucky and lose a pound or two. My 21 year old daughter will be my escort home from the hospital. We live 4 hours away from where my newly appointed Gastro is located so I expect a long trip home. Especially since I have this recurring nightmare that she will see it as a humorous way to get back at me for all of the past years of punishments and teasing that I forced her to endure and I'll find video going viral on YouTube. Not to mention that I have a few particularly sadistic friends whom I could easily see bribing her to do just that. How do I dare sleep on that home with that prospect lurking in my mind..? LOL I thank you all for your helpful responses and good thoughts. I'll greedily take all of the positive energy that I can get. And Clay.. I adore you more than you will ever know. You have been a constant source of support, encouragement and friendship since the very first time that we "met" on here. I love our thought provoking and giggle sessions over the phone and you truly are one of my BFF's. We've both had our share of battles but look at us both going strong. You are a hero to me. __________________ ~Vonni~ *Don't define your world in black and white..* *There is so much hiding amongst the greys* *❤❤❤❤❤*