BIC pens for her sparks snarkfest on Amazon

*Anya* · 10-13-2012, 11:02 AM

This one makes me lol:
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I was recently given a box of these as a gift from my husband, but I have no idea what to do with them! They're too thin to make a good rolling pin. I can't ladle out my soups with them. And the tiny point doesn't even make a dent when I try to use one to chop veggies! I don't get it. If I can't use it in the kitchen, what the hell am I supposed to do with one???

Signed,

kitchen wench

Words · 10-13-2012, 11:19 AM

Wow. Just wow.

And this is the 21st Century, right?

*Shaking head.*

Words

Bit · 10-13-2012, 11:27 AM

Oh my word, we've laughed till we cried, and at one point Gryph laughed so hard she actually choked!

It was doggoned hard to read these aloud without cracking up halfway through. My favorite was the one where she finally found the orgasm button. STILL laughing!

10-13-2012, 11:02 AM	#1
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10-13-2012, 11:19 AM	#2
Words Member How Do You Identify?: Queer femme submissive Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: UK Posts: 969 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,258 Times in 677 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Wow. Just wow. And this is the 21st Century, right? Shaking head. Words

10-13-2012, 11:27 AM	#3
Bit Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonefemme Relationship Status: married to Gryph Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 2,177 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,126 Thanked 3,770 Times in 1,264 Posts Rep Power: 10778870	Oh my word, we've laughed till we cried, and at one point Gryph laughed so hard she actually choked! It was doggoned hard to read these aloud without cracking up halfway through. My favorite was the one where she finally found the orgasm button. STILL laughing!