Overheard ~

Lasiurus_cinereus · 10-20-2012, 07:39 PM

Overheard the dog and cat "talking"... I think they are planning to take over the house!

ruffryder · 01-15-2013, 12:31 PM

.. at work while people were getting on a tour bus.

People coming up asking "Party for a purpose?"

Guy driving: "yup"

Guy driving seeing others approach: "Hard rock?"

Ladies looking at him. "Yes, Hard Rock. Party for a purpose."

Me:

tonaderspeisung · 08-17-2013, 08:20 PM

little girl maybe 5yrs old
great zing of a barb

"girl please - you know you got your hair did at walmart"

PoeticSilence · 08-18-2013, 03:30 AM

overheard at home:

(wife is sweeping up around a large birdcage with two afrikan grey parrots) I'm really tired of cleaning up this mess, look at it. Feathers everywhere, and food, why do you throw food out of your cage? It's not free. All you do is make messes don't you? I never hear you offer to clean up though. Oh no, you want mommy to clean all day long don't you? Who hates the green bits? I see a lot of green bits on the floor. Who made this mess?

(the afrikan grey named Baby) I didn't do it!

wife (a little surprised and has stopped sweeping) Well me either!

(we think the birds have heard the kids say that when they get asked who made the mess)

08-18-2013, 03:30 AM	#4
PoeticSilence Member How Do You Identify?: dodges labels Relationship Status: Estranged Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Midwest Posts: 454 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3 Thanked 919 Times in 277 Posts Rep Power: 10661585	overheard at home: (wife is sweeping up around a large birdcage with two afrikan grey parrots) I'm really tired of cleaning up this mess, look at it. Feathers everywhere, and food, why do you throw food out of your cage? It's not free. All you do is make messes don't you? I never hear you offer to clean up though. Oh no, you want mommy to clean all day long don't you? Who hates the green bits? I see a lot of green bits on the floor. Who made this mess? (the afrikan grey named Baby) I didn't do it! wife (a little surprised and has stopped sweeping) Well me either! (we think the birds have heard the kids say that when they get asked who made the mess) __________________ Love is all you need.

10-20-2012, 07:39 PM	#1
Lasiurus_cinereus Junior Member How Do You Identify?: neither femme nor butch simply as a woman Preferred Pronoun?: she, elle, sie,.... (female pronouns) Relationship Status: Not into LDR Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 34 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 72 Thanked 82 Times in 21 Posts Rep Power: 1503252	Overheard the dog and cat "talking"... I think they are planning to take over the house!

01-15-2013, 12:31 PM	#2
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,679 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	.. at work while people were getting on a tour bus. People coming up asking "Party for a purpose?" Guy driving: "yup" Guy driving seeing others approach: "Hard rock?" Ladies looking at him. *"Yes, Hard Rock.* Party for a purpose." Me:

08-17-2013, 08:20 PM	#3
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	little girl maybe 5yrs old great zing of a barb "girl please - you know you got your hair did at walmart"