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10-24-2012, 06:57 AM
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Cinnamongrl563 and I r sitting around talking about old football players and I brought up an old Ga football player this is how the exchange went:
Me: do u know who Herschel Walker is? Cinn: of course I do Me: I have met him and used to live about 20 miles from him. He went to the University of Georgia Cinn: too bad Ga doeant have a football team  :/
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10-24-2012, 07:29 PM
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10-26-2012, 12:23 PM
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me: what are you doing with a belt and a cigarette..
J: I'm....I'm trying to beat the cigarette..oh god why isn't the coffee done.. <It's pretty rare anyone makes less sense than me in the morning, but today Jess won by a landslide and then some.....>
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10-27-2012, 02:09 PM
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Bully: Wow this storm and arctic air running around is gonna reek havoc on people and OMG what it may do to the turnips in Ohio!!!
Belle: Are turnips that important to you? For real? Bully: .gif "Say What?") moments pass.....Bully staring at me without blinking, slowly starts levitating two feet off the ground and floats towards me as her head turns in a complete circle 7 times. Speaking slowly... Bully: the TURNOUT!!! NOT turnips!!!! THE ELECTION OMG THE ELECTION TURNOUT!!!! ~ Geewhiz
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10-27-2012, 02:33 PM
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Shouted to my cat who has been madly digging in the litter box for what seems an eternity, "If you don't stop that infernal digging I'm having cat kabobs for dinner!"
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10-27-2012, 02:36 PM
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that's just funny now, ... whew i mean totally funny LOL |
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10-27-2012, 02:43 PM
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And. It did. LOL
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10-27-2012, 02:59 PM
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right, understood lol.
i can see and hear a southern person doing what you did LOL. and it's turnip greens season, ... you've heard folks talking about turnips or you've ate them. i've ate them. very funny, indeed. you need to re tell that forever. |
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11-02-2012, 10:34 PM
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*Phoebe comes racing over and scoots her butt across the carpet.. I look at her, slightly horrified, and then smell poop*
Me: Uh, she just scooted her ass across the carpet.. EW! I think.. Abby: I smell poop. Bard: Yeah, she did right by the door. Me: Ewwww. Bard: Maybe she had a cling-on from Uranus. Me: OMG.. Abby: *..takes a minute then starts laughing* From Uranus! Your anus! And it comes from your anus! Me: Oh my god, this is going into the overheard thread... |
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11-02-2012, 11:01 PM
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11-02-2012, 11:59 PM
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Me: They aren't perfect!
Jess: it's a bakesale, they are supposed to look home made. Me: No! We are queers - the cookies are supposed to be perfect.
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11-03-2012, 02:17 AM
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yesterday at work, I took refuge in my friend's office, where I am advised one of the saddest things I've ever heard:
me (tears): okay .. so I am having a slight emotional thing. I'm going to sit here with my back to the window, you just ignore the tears and look like you're talking to me. (waterworks wide open) him: uh.. fidget fidget *talking nonsense just to look like he's talking to me* (he was quite the trooper for about 10 minutes) me (finally): okay (voice still a lil catchy) I think the involuntary tears are done (we laugh a lil bit at my comment) he wants to know what the he££ is up, so I tell him.. blaa, blaa, blaa..at the end I say; me: lord. it's been a good minute since I've shed tears like this.. him: (he looks really hard at me for a second): Kimmy, it's b/c you still have 'hope'.. that little bit of hope that someone's not going to let you down.. you're just not jaded enough. me: stupid hope. *deep, teary sigh*
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11-04-2012, 08:17 PM
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We are trying to leave the house but I'm still gathering up the gimcracks I need...
Hym: Wallet? Keys? Phone? Me: Oh poo. My phone. I don't know where it is. Hym: Bathroom? Kitchen? Other coat? Me: I have no idea. Could you please call it? Hym: Um. *reaches for hys phone, and I continue to gather my shinies* Hym: You know, when I was at Dollarama the other day, I noticed they sold condoms. Me: *aghast* Wow. I'd trust that like I'd trust a balloon with a nail in it. Did you see any cool toys? What about those spatulas I like? Spatulae? Ugh. *flustered* Hym: *opens the door as I wander out* There. Distracted you out the door. |
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