Would Like To Meet... a thread for your personal ad

juliebrave · 10-26-2012, 04:29 PM

Based on HoneyB's add, I want to date her. I think we could make it work.

aishah · 10-26-2012, 07:01 PM

i love this thread! i've had really, really horrendous luck with okcupid and i tend to go on fetlife more for the forums.

Hominid · 10-26-2012, 07:02 PM

I'll cut and paste some of my OKC profile - it really goes on and on (and on) - I'm Hominid9 there.

I'm kind of old fashioned, conversational - love to play devil's advocate. I'm smart, a smart-ass - sarcastic, funny, dry. I do not need "fixing" anymore than you do. I get phrases and words stuck in my head more often than songs. Lately, it's been "Pliny the Elder".

Things I would like to do:
-Get lost in Home Depot or that great old refurb/door/window store in Florence
- Drink hot chocolate in the Berkshires, sitting on the tailgate of my truck and watching a meteor shower
- Spend an afternoon at a sushi bar and try everything, tell bad jokes and people watch
- Get dragged out of the house to do something I complain about but we both know I'll love doing
- Go "dive bar" hopping
- Watch the Mars lander live on TV and break out a bottle of champagne to celebrate
-Read books together with our feet touching
- Roast marshmallows on the fire pit by the river in the woods and snuggle
- Long, winding road trips featuring lots of singing, stopping at antique shops, historical markers and diners
-Listen to long stories, what others know that I don't, and Terry Gross.

I detest extremism; I value the dialectic;
I don't believe in any of this, but I'm a classic Capricorn.
I have an unusual number of plants in my house; I'm an expert aquarist, but do not have an aquarium. I can't bring myself to mow my side yard this year because a little family of deer have found it, and they use it for ... something. It's now a little meadow instead of a yard. I like their paths in the tall grass. My neighbors hate me, but the deer, birds, bees and butterflies are very happy about this. Who matters more?

I seem serious, but in fact I'm shy. And intolerant of stupidity.
I seem stoic, but I'm sentimental and empathetic, and extremely goofy. The more I like you, the more I blush and stammer.
When someone dies, the hearing center of the brain lives for another 10-15 minutes. I sing to them after everyone leaves the room, usually something from their youth, if I can't come up with anything, "The Sound of Music". I will deny this to anyone with whom I work.

imperfect_cupcake · 10-26-2012, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by juliebrave

Based on HoneyB's add, I want to date her. I think we could make it work.

HAHAHA bootches, I am pullin' the femmes! Eat my dust!

(obviously I am just rattling cages)

I will now court you in London style:

A'igh? *upwards head nod*

I have a tattoo. And a bus pass.

DapperButch · 10-26-2012, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by juliebrave

Based on HoneyB's add, I want to date her. I think we could make it work.

We've ALL wanted to date HB for years. Get in line.

imperfect_cupcake · 10-26-2012, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

We've ALL wanted to date HB for years. Get in line.

really???? ??

there doesn't seem to be an appropriate icon for this information.

It's my bus pass, isn't it.

Gemme · 10-26-2012, 10:17 PM

Hey, a good bus pass means you're going places...

DapperButch · 10-26-2012, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

really???? ??

there doesn't seem to be an appropriate icon for this information.

It's my bus pass, isn't it.

You know, I really think it is. Bus passes are SO difficult to get that it just draws all of us to you. I think you first mentioned it back on the dash site and none of us ever forgot it. And now, bringing it up again...well, I can confidently say that I am not the only one on the site that swooned.

DapperButch · 10-27-2012, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

You know, I really think it is. Bus passes are SO difficult to get that it just draws all of us to you. I think you first mentioned it back on the dash site and none of us ever forgot it. And now, bringing it up again...well, I can confidently say that I am not the only one on the site that swooned.

C'mon people! This was freakin funny!

DapperButch · 10-27-2012, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

C'mon people! This was freakin funny!

Finally! I got a thanks on it. ha

Heavenleahangel · 10-27-2012, 09:23 AM

I could see myself saying the exact same thing! I am funny like that...

imperfect_cupcake · 11-03-2012, 11:13 AM

<<< Loves laughing at my own jokes. IM FUNNAY HAHAHAHA!!!!

I actually say that too. especially when someone else is looking fed up.

Graham · 11-03-2012, 11:18 AM

I'm butch, looking for a nice femme to be a great partner. Love the wifey types....good in all aspects of a marriage. I'm 54...just a lil chunky...with a good sense of humor. I have 2 kids...one daughter and a son, 2 grandkids I love to death and would do anything for. I am a loyal person and very loving. I can cook and clean for the most part...I need passion!

Graham · 11-03-2012, 04:27 PM

the date HB line
I used to be in that line....do I get to claim my old spot?

Beloved · 11-04-2012, 06:58 AM

Let's see...

I'm a 37 year old femme interested in meeting an FTM/butch within 10 years of my age. I really like nerds or those who appreciate education. Intelligence is sexy. Someone who is a gentleman, stable, has a career, and likes children because I have a 2.5 year old daughter. She is not a negotiable. Please be emotionally available. Someone who can laugh at themselves and not take themselves too seriously. Must be very liberal.

I'm a dental hygienist, very liberal, and generally happy. I like to go out to eat, explore cities and towns, travel, vegetarian, and fun. I also like to hang out at home. I try to be very positive and maybe to a fault. I am a very good person, very loving, and have a lot to offer.

Let's see if I get any bites....this dating thing is soooo hard. There's gotta be somebody out there.

wahya · 04-08-2013, 10:03 AM

I am in search of my bestfriend.. The rest will follow

Metro · 04-08-2013, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by wahya

I am in search of my bestfriend.. The rest will follow

Ditto... am a believer in this mindset, too.

^5

imperfect_cupcake · 04-08-2013, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Graham

the date HB line
I used to be in that line....do I get to claim my old spot?

I missed this!!

I did see these at all.

I'm giving out tenners for compliments today so, thanks!!!!

I sincerely wish there were more people in vancouver that felt that way

thank you!!! xx

BabyDaddy · 08-05-2013, 10:49 AM

Tall (5'10"), athletic(big muscles) Butch Daddy looking for sexy femme girl. Must be open and honest and a non game player. I am looking for a sweet babygirl to take care of and who will take care of me. I am handsome, have a good job and my own car and home.

04-08-2013, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

We've ALL wanted to date HB for years. Get in line.

Takin' a number

10-26-2012, 07:02 PM	#3
Hominid Member How Do You Identify?: Male with interesting historical perspective Relationship Status: Taking Applications Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: In perpetual Wonder. And Western Mass. Posts: 254 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 417 Thanked 753 Times in 187 Posts Rep Power: 11507408	OKC paste I'll cut and paste some of my OKC profile - it really goes on and on (and on) - I'm Hominid9 there. I'm kind of old fashioned, conversational - love to play devil's advocate. I'm smart, a smart-ass - sarcastic, funny, dry. I do not need "fixing" anymore than you do. I get phrases and words stuck in my head more often than songs. Lately, it's been "Pliny the Elder". Things I would like to do: -Get lost in Home Depot or that great old refurb/door/window store in Florence - Drink hot chocolate in the Berkshires, sitting on the tailgate of my truck and watching a meteor shower - Spend an afternoon at a sushi bar and try everything, tell bad jokes and people watch - Get dragged out of the house to do something I complain about but we both know I'll love doing - Go "dive bar" hopping - Watch the Mars lander live on TV and break out a bottle of champagne to celebrate -Read books together with our feet touching - Roast marshmallows on the fire pit by the river in the woods and snuggle - Long, winding road trips featuring lots of singing, stopping at antique shops, historical markers and diners -Listen to long stories, what others know that I don't, and Terry Gross. I detest extremism; I value the dialectic; I don't believe in any of this, but I'm a classic Capricorn. I have an unusual number of plants in my house; I'm an expert aquarist, but do not have an aquarium. I can't bring myself to mow my side yard this year because a little family of deer have found it, and they use it for ... something. It's now a little meadow instead of a yard. I like their paths in the tall grass. My neighbors hate me, but the deer, birds, bees and butterflies are very happy about this. Who matters more? I seem serious, but in fact I'm shy. And intolerant of stupidity. I seem stoic, but I'm sentimental and empathetic, and extremely goofy. The more I like you, the more I blush and stammer. When someone dies, the hearing center of the brain lives for another 10-15 minutes. I sing to them after everyone leaves the room, usually something from their youth, if I can't come up with anything, "The Sound of Music". I will deny this to anyone with whom I work.

10-26-2012, 10:17 PM	#7
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,925 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	Hey, a good bus pass means you're going places... __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

10-27-2012, 09:23 AM	#11
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	I could see myself saying the exact same thing! I am funny like that... __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

11-03-2012, 11:18 AM	#13
Graham Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch/male Preferred Pronoun?: he him his Relationship Status: Married to wintergreengem Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Lincoln NE Posts: 89 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 120 Thanked 210 Times in 62 Posts Rep Power: 3045445	Here goes.... I'm butch, looking for a nice femme to be a great partner. Love the wifey types....good in all aspects of a marriage. I'm 54...just a lil chunky...with a good sense of humor. I have 2 kids...one daughter and a son, 2 grandkids I love to death and would do anything for. I am a loyal person and very loving. I can cook and clean for the most part...I need passion!

11-03-2012, 04:27 PM	#14
Graham Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch/male Preferred Pronoun?: he him his Relationship Status: Married to wintergreengem Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Lincoln NE Posts: 89 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 120 Thanked 210 Times in 62 Posts Rep Power: 3045445	HEY the date HB line I used to be in that line....do I get to claim my old spot?

10-26-2012, 04:29 PM	#1
juliebrave Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Atlanta Posts: 35 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 46 Thanked 105 Times in 27 Posts Rep Power: 1459745	Based on HoneyB's add, I want to date her. I think we could make it work.

10-26-2012, 07:01 PM	#2
aishah Member How Do You Identify?: queer stone femme shark baby girl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, little one Relationship Status: dating myself. Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: dallas, tx Posts: 1,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,823 Thanked 6,440 Times in 1,288 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	i love this thread! i've had really, really horrendous luck with okcupid and i tend to go on fetlife more for the forums.

11-03-2012, 11:13 AM	#12
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	<<< Loves laughing at my own jokes. IM FUNNAY HAHAHAHA!!!! I actually say that too. especially when someone else is looking fed up.

11-04-2012, 06:58 AM	#15
Beloved Member How Do You Identify?: alive Preferred Pronoun?: um Relationship Status: married Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: on the stars Posts: 460 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,415 Thanked 1,653 Times in 298 Posts Rep Power: 19348704	Let's see... I'm a 37 year old femme interested in meeting an FTM/butch within 10 years of my age. I really like nerds or those who appreciate education. Intelligence is sexy. Someone who is a gentleman, stable, has a career, and likes children because I have a 2.5 year old daughter. She is not a negotiable. Please be emotionally available. Someone who can laugh at themselves and not take themselves too seriously. Must be very liberal. I'm a dental hygienist, very liberal, and generally happy. I like to go out to eat, explore cities and towns, travel, vegetarian, and fun. I also like to hang out at home. I try to be very positive and maybe to a fault. I am a very good person, very loving, and have a lot to offer. Let's see if I get any bites....this dating thing is soooo hard. There's gotta be somebody out there.

04-08-2013, 10:03 AM	#16
wahya Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: Me Relationship Status: im good Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 296 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 506 Thanked 857 Times in 240 Posts Rep Power: 0	I am in search of my bestfriend.. The rest will follow

08-05-2013, 10:49 AM	#19
BabyDaddy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: Hy Hym Syr Daddy Relationship Status: Single and looking for a sweet and honest babygirl Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: In my own private idaho ;) Posts: 24 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21 Thanked 80 Times in 20 Posts Rep Power: 1052481	Tall (5'10"), athletic(big muscles) Butch Daddy looking for sexy femme girl. Must be open and honest and a non game player. I am looking for a sweet babygirl to take care of and who will take care of me. I am handsome, have a good job and my own car and home. __________________ I'm not here to please you....I'm here to please me.