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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN>>>>>
your client is watching a sub titled asian film on netflix.....no doubt because he has a new asian gf.....and it gets x rated in no time at all.... ![]() awkward AND icky ![]() |
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Nonconsensual porn! Ick.
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That awkward moment when...
your in a change room changing and the woman behind you asks about the tattoo on your ass. Uuumm, were you staring at my ass?
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when you realize you said that out loud.....
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When you're in the men's room (men make no eye contact) when you turn and look up and .... you're 21yr old son is standing there
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So....
I'm walking around downtown and I see a pigeon on the sidewalk... There weren't many pigeons where I grew up...OK none at all....so I find them fascinating in appearance and approachability. So...I'm talking to the pigeon and its all cool and looking up at me and I try to pet it. It kind of skitters away and walks into the road and I'm scared now it'll be hit so I ask it to come back to the sidewalk...I walked around it to shoo it back to safety and low and behold there are people on the other side of the parked van that is right there...listening toe chide the pigeon about street safety... Sigh...I really need to look around before I do stupid shit
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