Taken Out Of Context...

Hollylane · 11-01-2012, 09:30 PM

When I get down to end, where there's more people, I'm going to spin you around...

lusciouskiwi · 11-02-2012, 09:40 AM

"We've been together for a long time now, we can insult each other with style."

My two colleagues (lesbian couple) who are leaving the project early next Wednesday.

Hollylane · 11-03-2012, 10:01 PM

Gaige: "Are you in, and have you placed your balls?"

Hollylane: "I got one, but I don't have the balls for it."

Gaige: "You're not letting me concentrate on my balls."

Gaige: "Scratch 'em if you got 'em."

Hollylane: "I just keep staring at my balls"

JustJo · 11-05-2012, 06:53 PM

You can sniff her and lick her all you want, but if you grab her by the neck and drag her down the hall again, I swear I will beat your ass.

Hollylane · 11-11-2012, 05:07 PM

Me: I'm going to soak up some soy curls...

Gaige (enthusiastically): Mmm...that sounds good!!!

Tcountry · 11-11-2012, 10:39 PM

lead op "hey Paco, is this 3 fingers or 4?"
Paco "I usually only use 2, thought u knew that..."

Hollylane · 11-16-2012, 09:59 PM

Conversation between my supervisor and I tonight:

Hollylane (called out across the call center as I'm leaving for the weekend): Ben, what are you bringing to work for me on Monday?

Ben: The pot, I even sent myself a reminder email.

Hollylane: I really appreciate the lengths you're willing to go to keep your employees happy Ben, and since memory loss can be a problem, the reminder email was a smashing idea!

Ben:

Did I just say that?

Hollylane: For those of you listening to the current conversation, Ben is referring to a pot to plant in.... A plant.... The team plant... Not that kind of plant. Some violets and other succulents. Jeez.

Ben (mumbling, chuckling, and shaking his head): Smart ass.

11-01-2012, 09:30 PM	#1
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11-02-2012, 09:40 AM	#2
lusciouskiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme lesbian feminist Preferred Pronoun?: Anything except for "aunty" Relationship Status: Happy with my butch. Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Aotearoa New Zealand Posts: 2,681 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 25,494 Thanked 9,095 Times in 1,899 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"We've been together for a long time now, we can insult each other with style." My two colleagues (lesbian couple) who are leaving the project early next Wednesday. __________________ happiness is a form of courage. George Holbrook Jackson Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth. Katherine Mansfield Motivate yourself or be miserable. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. Wayne Dyer

11-03-2012, 10:01 PM	#3
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11-05-2012, 06:53 PM	#4
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,405 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	me, lecturing the dog on good behavior with kittys You can sniff her and lick her all you want, but if you grab her by the neck and drag her down the hall again, I swear I will beat your ass. __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

11-11-2012, 05:07 PM	#5
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Crying and hyperventilating followed this convo.... Me: I'm going to soak up some soy curls... Gaige (enthusiastically): Mmm...that sounds good!!!

11-11-2012, 10:39 PM	#6
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11-16-2012, 09:59 PM	#7
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Conversation between my supervisor and I tonight: Hollylane (called out across the call center as I'm leaving for the weekend): Ben, what are you bringing to work for me on Monday? Ben: The pot, I even sent myself a reminder email. Hollylane: I really appreciate the lengths you're willing to go to keep your employees happy Ben, and since memory loss can be a problem, the reminder email was a smashing idea! Ben: Did I just say that? Hollylane: For those of you listening to the current conversation, Ben is referring to a pot to plant in.... A plant.... The team plant... Not that kind of plant. Some violets and other succulents. Jeez. Ben (mumbling, chuckling, and shaking his head): Smart ass.