Jokes and things that made you laugh.

lusciouskiwi · 11-17-2012, 03:45 AM

Janstevie · 11-26-2012, 04:22 PM

When i was little my dad had me convinced that the Ice Cream van only played music when it was sold out.
Well played dad, well played.

Janstevie · 02-02-2013, 11:30 AM

I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say " I suppose you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today"

Janstevie · 02-11-2013, 07:19 AM

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* * TOT- Texting on Toilet

*

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

Janstevie · 03-07-2013, 10:44 AM

Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your X, she's never coming back and dont ask Y.

Janstevie · 03-28-2013, 11:20 AM

There are two words in a person's life that will open lots of doors for them - Push and Pull.

Smiling · 03-28-2013, 01:41 PM

3 men walked into a bar. The 4th one ducked.

lol

11-17-2012, 03:45 AM	#1
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02-02-2013, 11:30 AM	#3
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say " I suppose you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today" Last edited by Janstevie; 02-02-2013 at 11:46 AM.

03-28-2013, 01:41 PM	#7
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	lol, I don't care what anyone says; this makes me laugh every time! 3 men walked into a bar. The 4th one ducked. lol

11-26-2012, 04:22 PM	#2
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When i was little my dad had me convinced that the Ice Cream van only played music when it was sold out. Well played dad, well played.

02-11-2013, 07:19 AM	#4
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens * DWI- Driving While Incontinent * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low * GHA - Got Heartburn Again * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out * LOL- Living on Lipitor * * TOT- Texting on Toilet * Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

03-07-2013, 10:44 AM	#5
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X, she's never coming back and dont ask Y.

03-28-2013, 11:20 AM	#6
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	There are two words in a person's life that will open lots of doors for them - Push and Pull.