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11-13-2012, 02:20 PM
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that grrl Preferred Pronoun?:
she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status:
captured.... 
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Location: Australia
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J driving me to work because I still can't drive yet....
me: I love you more than all the carbon in the universe... J: *blink blink* J: *pursed lips* J: Ummm I love you more than all -that- me: oh...... *blink blink*
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11-13-2012, 03:04 PM
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An Unwitting Thread Derailer! Preferred Pronoun?:
She, femme through and through Relationship Status:
She is my soul. 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: In a lil sparkle of fairydust
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In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. Khalil Gibran Whatever you fear most has no power. It is your fear that holds the power.
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11-14-2012, 01:03 PM
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Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She or Goddess Relationship Status:
Settled in Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Edmonton Alberta
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Not actually heard, but a text message conversation
Me: The sun is shining and I think I just decided I need a trip across the border.
BFF: Why are you going over there? (scared face) Me: Just for something to do. I like to wander. BFF: Careful, I hear they kidnap and keep the sexiest lesbians. You will be a prime target. Me: Lol, yes that is a concern (confused face) BFF: Oh you KNOW it is!!!!!!! Me: I will be most careful. Wait, maybe I want to be kidnapped. Then I'll be all sad when I get home safe. BFF: But I will be all sad if you get kidnapped. Eyes Super Shaman cape. Me: Ok, I will use my Femme invisibility to get me home safe. BFF: Ok thank the goddess. She really makes me laugh.
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11-15-2012, 09:22 PM
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Infamous Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
Me Relationship Status:
I am a human and not a possession
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Location: Southern Volusia County, FL
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Ruff yelling at this crazy woman who keeps running up and down the stairs, "Go Away" and her response was, "I heard that"... I sat on the couch laughing since Ruff kept yelling at this woman and our dog started barking at her... She was getting told off by a six pound Chihuahua...I gotta love this apartment complex with all of the diverse people who live here.
Zimmeh
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11-15-2012, 09:37 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
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Maybe she can't afford a gym membership and is using the stairs? I dunno, but the visual you gave just cracked me up.
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11-15-2012, 09:47 PM
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Member
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Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?:
he/hy 
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Location: TN
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Meow --pay attention to me .
Meow meooooooooow feed me or for water knocks around dish . Meeeeow (disgusting look ) clean the litter boxes or you'll be sorry.
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11-24-2012, 08:54 PM
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Senior Member
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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while going thu Wendy's drive - thru...
Me: $2.23 for a large fries? anonymous Friend on speaker phone: why don't you just get a couple off the dollar menu? long pause Me: that would still be $2 bucks, you goof Them : oh yeah, it would I love they always find something to make me laugh
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11-24-2012, 09:18 PM
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Senior Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
m'lady 
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Through a stroke of luck, fate, and two wonderful friends...we will soon be bringing a new puppy home. Needless to say, we are both very excited! GHD has been looking at websites for dog toys, accessories, etc...
GHD: Look at this! Me: Uh...that coat is too big for a puppy. GHD: Oh...you're right, we'll have to wait til he gets bigger. But look at this! Me: He's not going to need boots...besides you don't want him to get tenderfooted GHD: Oh...you're right. BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! Me: Sigh...honey....why would he need goggles??? GHD: They're "doggles"! Me: Sigh
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12-16-2012, 12:30 AM
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Member
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Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her Relationship Status:
Happily married 05/17/14 
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I am drunkenly cooking bacon and eggs, M is drunkenly stuffing a stocking and watching Archer.
M: Honey, could you pass me a beer please? Me: What am I, your beer-fetching servitude thing? M: No, baby, you're closest to the fridge. Me: Post feminism, my fucking ass. Me: *picks up nearest mason jar, smells contents* This is not wine. It is water. M: *gets up, gently moves me aside and fetches a beer* |
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12-25-2012, 09:37 AM
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Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
female ones, will also respond to babe, boi and Romeo Relationship Status:
Happy :-) Join Date: May 2012
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She Blinded Me With Science
Merry Christmas All!.....
8yo Mancub: I'm not going to do anything, I'm just LOOKING at my Chemistry Set. Me: Okay Mancub: I have my safety goggles on.... Me: Good ! Mancub: I'm ready to do some Science. Me: no. I don't think so. Mancub: Whyyyyyyyy noooot.....?!?! Me: Because you have nothing else on. Mancub: (looks down at his naked body only wearing underpants) Oh yeah. :::giggles::: He returns from his room now wearing the safety goggles, underwear.....and shoes. This is how he's dressed and eating breakfast. |
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12-25-2012, 09:50 AM
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by my name Preferred Pronoun?:
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single 
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gettng ready to watch "american horror story" this is the exchange
sneeze from the cat several of them me: Bud r u ok cinn: maybe he is allergic to the pine tree me: bud sneezed cinn: I know me: what pine tree cinn: the tree oh wait that isnt a real tree I love her so |
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12-27-2012, 08:06 PM
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Dame, doll, twist, dish Preferred Pronoun?:
Ladylike ones Relationship Status:
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While folding laundry a 10 year old kid voice calls out...
"Hey moooooom! I'm about to do something that the box says requires adult supervision! Does that mean you have to watch or just be in range?" Katniss~~(tossing laundry and running off to locate voice) |
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12-27-2012, 09:32 PM
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Senior Member
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GQ Butch Daddy Relationship Status:
A Very Protective BIG Daddy...
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Location: Pennsylvania
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My marbles have fallen out of the bag and I can't find them....
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12-29-2012, 10:22 PM
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Niece to cousin:
'You know its getting serious when you fuck sober' |
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12-30-2012, 11:16 AM
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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12-30-2012, 11:22 AM
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by my name Preferred Pronoun?:
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single
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12-30-2012, 11:31 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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01-15-2013, 12:26 PM
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Senior Member
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FTM Preferred Pronoun?:
guy ones Relationship Status:
... Join Date: May 2011
Location: chillin' in FL
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Zimmeh and I texting each other:
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01-15-2013, 12:45 PM
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Member
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Femme~ Preferred Pronoun?:
Me. Myself. Hers. Theirs. :) Relationship Status:
Held Within The Arms of the Law
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: At home. With my lover. :)
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Leftovers....
 We went out to our favorite local Chinese restaurant. We order enough to be able to bring home leftovers for lunch the next day. The following afternoon~ Me: Would you like any? <holding out container> Outlaw: No! I don't want to order that again! They use dark meat chicken instead of white meat. It was awful. I was gagging trying to eat it! Me: Um, honey? We ordered Tangerine Beef, not chicken. Outlaw: Oh. Yeah, give me that piece right there, please. It is really good....now that I know it's beef!
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01-15-2013, 07:44 PM
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Roadster Guy
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FTM, Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
He 
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