How do you know when you are getting older?

Jesse · 01-01-2013, 09:12 AM

When saying the words, Happy New Year...IS your end of the year party, and you are asleep long before the ball drops.

clay · 01-01-2013, 09:25 AM

when you are "excited" at watching the ball drop on TV...

TheDreadPirateRoberts · 01-01-2013, 04:18 PM

when you spend new yrs night havin fun...but impatiently waitin for the countdown to b over so u can leave the crowded party...n afterwards u fnd yourself havin a conversation about the upcoming high school reunion lol....

TimilDeeps · 01-01-2013, 04:52 PM

I don't know that i'm getting older . . . so there

Luv · 01-01-2013, 04:55 PM

when someone asks''"can you read this I forgot my glasses" and you reply.."I cant read it either I forgot mine" then you look for someone younger to read it for you ..after you hold what ever it is you were reading 2 feet from your face

gotoseagrl · 01-01-2013, 05:28 PM

~ when you can't remember what day it is ~

torchiegirl · 01-02-2013, 10:11 PM

things just start kinkin' up

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kissinfemme · 01-02-2013, 10:20 PM

When you are perfectly content going the speed limit....

Butterbean · 01-06-2013, 04:26 PM

Damn. I better get over to Gagful one of these days and see what sort of pictures they have.

jcisbutch · 01-26-2013, 09:22 PM

when you play the football game in the snow and haf way thru the game you hurt not after and when you take the head shot you used to get right up from and dont you may be getting a teenie tiny bit older....not that i know first hand or anything lol

OS Butch · 02-11-2013, 01:43 PM

Not only did I realize I have gotten older, but my friends have come right on long with me....

I had a party at my place and after the clean up was done, I still have a fridge full of beer and the bar isn't empty!

Not to mention when I woke up, there was not one passed out body anywhere to be found!

Virago · 02-11-2013, 01:56 PM

I taught a class on SuperBowl Sunday and realized I was old when I asked the class, "How many of you are kicking yourselves in the butt right now because you forgot to set your VCR for the game!" And they replied, "VCR?!?!?"

Blade · 02-11-2013, 06:07 PM

when you start using phrases you NEVER thought you'd use like....kids these days......

StrongButch · 02-13-2013, 03:48 PM

When im wanting to get married not just laid!

Blade · 02-26-2013, 07:28 PM

when you are filling out something online and you have to use the little slide thing to get to the year you were born

KCBUTCH · 02-26-2013, 07:31 PM

When I have no idea what music groups any ones referring to, I dont know the slang being used to discuss them and I realize the people discussing them are young enough to be my kids (if I had kids)

Kenna · 04-02-2013, 04:30 PM

when you catch yourself arguing with the doctor's secretary about your age.. paperwork said you're 41 but you insist you just turned 40... then you get embarrassed and say "where did that year go?"

Sweet Bliss · 04-02-2013, 04:47 PM

Wolf whistles are coming from old guys.... ewwww, omg, lmao.

The cute young ones call me Ma'm..... lol, at least I'm gettin' some respect.

My grandchildren are not in diapers anymore, for years now.... lol

All my shoes are flats....

Kenna · 04-18-2013, 09:05 PM

....when there's more ice packs in the freezer than there is food ..especially those ice packs with special stretchie Velcro wraps that keeps them in place over your knees

Amante · 04-18-2013, 09:28 PM

Oh, Kenna, I definitely know about those ice packs!!!

When my oldest granddaughter (by marriage to my ex) is making plans for her junior prom, and her 18th birthday (and first day as a derby girl, I might add) is just a few months away.

When my hairdresser tells me that I'm at least 60-70% gray now.

When my sweetheart is retired and we talk all the time about where we might want to be in a few years when I retire.

When the number of years I've been at this job is more than the number of years until I will retire.

When I look at the backs of my hands and see my mother's hands.

01-01-2013, 09:12 AM	#1
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01-01-2013, 09:25 AM	#2
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01-01-2013, 04:18 PM	#3
TheDreadPirateRoberts Member How Do You Identify?: self made Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: perfectly content with true love Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Here&There Posts: 576 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 407 Thanked 895 Times in 487 Posts Rep Power: 6114335	when you spend new yrs night havin fun...but impatiently waitin for the countdown to b over so u can leave the crowded party...n afterwards u fnd yourself havin a conversation about the upcoming high school reunion lol.... __________________ "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Thoreau

01-01-2013, 05:28 PM	#6
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01-02-2013, 10:11 PM	#7
torchiegirl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the mitten Posts: 1,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,807 Thanked 1,610 Times in 549 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	or so i've been told... things just start kinkin' up ... ... ...

01-01-2013, 04:52 PM	#4
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	I don't know that i'm getting older . . . so there

01-01-2013, 04:55 PM	#5
Luv Member How Do You Identify?: .... Relationship Status: .. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 753 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,199 Thanked 1,217 Times in 367 Posts Rep Power: 12549741	when someone asks''"can you read this I forgot my glasses" and you reply.."I cant read it either I forgot mine" then you look for someone younger to read it for you ..after you hold what ever it is you were reading 2 feet from your face

01-02-2013, 10:20 PM	#8
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01-06-2013, 04:26 PM	#9
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01-26-2013, 09:22 PM	#10
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02-11-2013, 01:43 PM	#11
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	Not only did I realize I have gotten older, but my friends have come right on long with me.... I had a party at my place and after the clean up was done, I still have a fridge full of beer and the bar isn't empty! Not to mention when I woke up, there was not one passed out body anywhere to be found! __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

02-11-2013, 01:56 PM	#12
Virago Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 387 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 404 Thanked 1,123 Times in 306 Posts Rep Power: 8364711	I taught a class on SuperBowl Sunday and realized I was old when I asked the class, "How many of you are kicking yourselves in the butt right now because you forgot to set your VCR for the game!" And they replied, "VCR?!?!?"

02-11-2013, 06:07 PM	#13
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	when you start using phrases you NEVER thought you'd use like....kids these days...... __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

02-13-2013, 03:48 PM	#14
StrongButch Member How Do You Identify?: I see the world thru a lens Preferred Pronoun?: Yes Boss Relationship Status: Chillin out with awesome women Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,018 Thanked 4,183 Times in 1,180 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Older When im wanting to get married not just laid! __________________ Life is like music,so it can be played in many different styles.

02-26-2013, 07:28 PM	#15
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02-26-2013, 07:31 PM	#16
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04-02-2013, 04:30 PM	#17
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,192 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	when you catch yourself arguing with the doctor's secretary about your age.. paperwork said you're 41 but you insist you just turned 40... then you get embarrassed and say "where did that year go?" __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

04-02-2013, 04:47 PM	#18
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04-18-2013, 09:05 PM	#19
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,192 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	....when there's more ice packs in the freezer than there is food ..especially those ice packs with special stretchie Velcro wraps that keeps them in place over your knees __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

04-18-2013, 09:28 PM	#20
Amante Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: Going steady Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Too far away Posts: 38 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11 Thanked 128 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 1760756	Oh, Kenna, I definitely know about those ice packs!!! When my oldest granddaughter (by marriage to my ex) is making plans for her junior prom, and her 18th birthday (and first day as a derby girl, I might add) is just a few months away. When my hairdresser tells me that I'm at least 60-70% gray now. When my sweetheart is retired and we talk all the time about where we might want to be in a few years when I retire. When the number of years I've been at this job is more than the number of years until I will retire. When I look at the backs of my hands and see my mother's hands. __________________ Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ~Mahatma Gandhi