What Cracked You Up Today?

TheMerryFairy · 01-19-2013, 11:19 PM

A little boy in a lineup tonight at the coffee shop. He was "break dancing" to the radio until he got his chocolate milk. He must have only been 3! He took off his hat while his dad ordered, set it down and did a series of moves that is pretty much indescribable. It looked like a cartoon character on narcotics who decided to throw a temper tantrum on the floor. I busted out laughing and put a dollar in his hat before his father turned around to see what he was doing.

In the end the father just looked up and said "so that's how you've been buying chocolate milk ALL week! You can't take people's money" To which the little boy replied " YOP! I'm a rockstar! They WANT to give me money - they put it in my hat. I could stay here all day and be rich!"

I smiled at the boy and his father, still half laughing. His little face was so precious!

Arwen · 01-19-2013, 11:54 PM

Playing Sour Apples to Apples with friends.

The word is "Rough".

The winning card is "My First Time"

We all laugh as we try to see who played that card.

The 10 yr old.

Her parent picked her card not knowing it was her.

We were in TEARS as her parent did a double take when the 10 yr old raised her hand.

"My first time at school was rough."

sierragirrl · 01-20-2013, 12:08 AM

watching cops and the kid that got busted saying " you got this twisted like a pretzel with no hot cheez to dip it in"
bwwhhaahhaa..
hey i thought it was funny!

Hollylane · 01-20-2013, 01:05 AM

The last 3 hours of watching The Vicar of Dibley....No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...yeah, that's right.

LaneyDoll · 01-20-2013, 01:32 AM

This little exchange between Col (my 14 year old and I)...

Col: "These are pretty awesome!"
Me: "I know and I found them at the Dollar Tree."
Col: "Cool! How much were they?"
Me: "Really?"

TheMerryFairy · 01-20-2013, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by LaneyDoll

This little exchange between Col (my 14 year old and I)...

Col: "These are pretty awesome!"
Me: "I know and I found them at the Dollar Tree."
Col: "Cool! How much were they?"
Me: "Really?"

LOL! I take it your dollar tree has things for only a dollar? Some of the "dollar" stores here have things from 50 cents up to 3.50 lol

LaneyDoll · 01-20-2013, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMerryFairy

LOL! I take it your dollar tree has things for only a dollar? Some of the "dollar" stores here have things from 50 cents up to 3.50 lol

Here it is a $1 most of the time; the other times (which are really RARE) are 2 for $1; 3 for $1 and 4 for $1.

We have Dollar General where things have a price range like the one you referenced.

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