That awkward moment when..

MarquisdeShey · 01-20-2013, 12:04 PM

...so we are talking...suddenly new girl asks...

NG: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Oh yes I have several.
NG: They don't get jealous?
Me: oh, no they are all gay honey. We have dinners, talk about child rearring, we talk about fashion, politics, and the latest on pinterest.
NG: Are you gay?
Me: Everyday.
NG: Are you into girls?
Me: I would be a pedofile if I did, wouldn't I? I prefer women.
NG: Do you think I am hot?
ME: I think not.

Awkward!...

Some conversations should come in flashcards and as soon as you hear that "not so bright first line" you can hand them the card and walk away...

01-20-2013, 12:04 PM	#26
MarquisdeShey Member How Do You Identify?: bent Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her/They Relationship Status: Minding my own business. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: I live here now Posts: 1,200 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 845 Thanked 4,727 Times in 921 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	New girl who joined the "girl" group ...so we are talking...suddenly new girl asks... NG: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: Oh yes I have several. NG: They don't get jealous? Me: oh, no they are all gay honey. We have dinners, talk about child rearring, we talk about fashion, politics, and the latest on pinterest. NG: Are you gay? Me: Everyday. NG: Are you into girls? Me: I would be a pedofile if I did, wouldn't I? I prefer women. NG: Do you think I am hot? ME: I think not. Awkward!... Some conversations should come in flashcards and as soon as you hear that "not so bright first line" you can hand them the card and walk away... __________________ My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved. Do you suppose I care? A poor fool is s/he who adopts a manner of thinking for others! ~Marquis de Sade