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Old 01-26-2013, 07:23 PM   #1
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Wooden Popsicle sticks... *shiver*
OMG! I got this horrible Spanish wine that tasted JUST LIKE THAT! That's the only thing I could equate it to..oh while I'm on THAT rant...

When I was a kid, I always hated the feel of the milk carton on my mouth...you know the lil pints they had at lunch?? And our school never had straws... cheap bastids...and I went to a VERY good school!!!
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Not the taste (because they are delicious), but the sound of the name of this English Pastry:

Treacle Tarts with Clotted Cream
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toothpaste in the sink

The python cake that Dixie posted on FB. THAT really grossed me out for some reason.
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Seeing discarded food wrappers, beer cans, cigarette butts, baby diapers etc... in nature parks, fishing areas or campgrounds. People who can go out into nature, to get away from the city, presumably because they think it is beautiful, and then casually treat it like a dump, gross me out.
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Oatmeal. Even the sight of it will make me gag.
OMG I agree! And the smell is absolutely vile to me.

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Feet that smell gross take a shower dude lol
I once ended a potential relationship b/c of this. Feet stink. They are feet. But if yours are so bad that my boys notice, please ask if you may use my bathtub to wash them. I promise, I will not think less of you for taking care of yourself.

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I love this thread.

The cotton inside pill containers and the thought of cotton in my mouth (specifically between my teeth).

The words "discharge" and "snacks".

Sometimes my teenage daughters gross me out.

Watching a bio male shift his junk from one side to the other.

Big, fat dirt grubs.

The thought of dirty people's belly buttons.

Anything pasty or noisy in someone's mouth when they are talking.

Seeing those balls of white deodorant in someone's armpit when they wave or raise their arm.

Crazy long hair on old mens ears and nose. Trim that shit, please!

Hearing someone pooping in a public restroom.

Extreme camel toes.
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I was just at the post office mailing some Valentines and the touch screen of the automated machine had ... gunk on it - so na-a-a-a-asty.
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Mouths: Chewing, swallowing, smacking, bad breath, and foodstuffs that get caught on the lip and move about when someone is talking. Yet, I absolutely love making out. Go fig.
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My own refection in mirror and the what I have become- a faded shell of the woman I used to be... ;(
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any food from the sea that once was wiggly jiggly....or worse...that is eaten in a jiggle fashion....

blech and puke lol...

reminds me of Mr Bean's holiday where he slips the oysters into a lady's purse ....
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I have a list!

* deer meat

* the sound of gloopy pudding-like stuff sloshing in someone's mouth

* mayonaise

* when people get a piece of spittle caught on their lip and then they talk and it attaches between the top and bottom lip and makes a string

* the thought of chewing a wet newspaper

* people's nasty, greasy, caked-up keyboards on their laptops

* dirty fingernails

* bedsheets that smell like butthole and sweat

* really anything that smells bad

* light switches and door knobs that have clearly not been wiped down with Clorox in 10 years
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