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Old 01-26-2013, 09:58 PM   #1
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I love this thread.

The cotton inside pill containers and the thought of cotton in my mouth (specifically between my teeth).

The words "discharge" and "snacks".

Sometimes my teenage daughters gross me out.

Watching a bio male shift his junk from one side to the other.

Big, fat dirt grubs.

The thought of dirty people's belly buttons.

Anything pasty or noisy in someone's mouth when they are talking.

Seeing those balls of white deodorant in someone's armpit when they wave or raise their arm.

Crazy long hair on old mens ears and nose. Trim that shit, please!

Hearing someone pooping in a public restroom.

Extreme camel toes.
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I was just at the post office mailing some Valentines and the touch screen of the automated machine had ... gunk on it - so na-a-a-a-asty.
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The woman clipping her nails on the bus this afternoon was doing a good job of grossing me out.

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The woman clipping her nails on the bus this afternoon was doing a good job of grossing me out.
That's just awful!!! There's multitasking, and there's multitasking! Oh wait, for some reason I thought you meant TOEnails. Fingernails wouldn't gross me out that much.

I CAN'T STAND to see people's lunch/dinner whatever while they're talking to me. SHUDDER.
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people expectorating sputum (read spitting hockers)
when ever and where ever! Disgusting! Do they have no manners?
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Men pisses in public. Grrrrrr! Disgusting.

Parents having their little boys pee in plastic bottles (saw this Frid night, the public toilet was VERY close by).
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A dirty cat box and trash can in a persons house overflowing. Can I say take it out please. (lol) People who walk their pets and dont clean up their s**t.
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When you go to use a lotion pump, and you haven't used it in awhile, and it has that hard little lotion crusty that plops out into your hand with the fresh lotion.

I always forget to check for that, and remove it before I use the lotion.
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people who play with their dentures in their mouth..or taking them out and licking the inside of them..and putting them back in...
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When my shunt tubing moves and I can hear it click behind my ear or when they change the setting with the magnets and it gets all whooshy in my stomach & I want to gag, lol.
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Seeing and hearing someone hocking a lugey (sp?)

Okay based on my other post, I have big issue with nasal functions because a snotty nosed kid with it running down to their mouth... *gag*
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Hairs and other general yuckies left in the shower, bath, sink or loo.

Spitting whether accompanied by that awful hacking it up noise or not. There is never a good reason to spit in public, ever! Or in private unless you are drowning in nasty lung fluids due to illness. Even then you don't need to announce it!

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Finding something in my food that isn't supposed to be there especially hair. Even when I know for a fact it is one of my own hairs that happened to land on my plate. That's it. I'm done eating.
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Mouths: Chewing, swallowing, smacking, bad breath, and foodstuffs that get caught on the lip and move about when someone is talking. Yet, I absolutely love making out. Go fig.
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Dirty nails. Gross me out bad. And elevator buttons. As one of my titles in infection control you don't want to know what we found on them when lab. dept did a swab test on them.
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Children with runny noses.

People who blow their noses (in public), by pinching one nostril and blowing out the other, on the street, sidewalk, etc. etc.

Yes, I admit it. I have an issue with snot.
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People who lack or won't use good hygine,I mean soap,water,deodernt with tooth paste and mouth wash and the trusty tooth brush is just plane basic.
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My friends male lovers trying to hit on me. Excuse me im so gay!
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