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Old 01-27-2013, 05:46 AM   #1
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people expectorating sputum (read spitting hockers)
when ever and where ever! Disgusting! Do they have no manners?
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Men pisses in public. Grrrrrr! Disgusting.

Parents having their little boys pee in plastic bottles (saw this Frid night, the public toilet was VERY close by).
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A dirty cat box and trash can in a persons house overflowing. Can I say take it out please. (lol) People who walk their pets and dont clean up their s**t.
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People who let their dogs shit on pillows, couches, floor and laugh it off as cute. It's shit people!

Racism.

Lord Farquad off Shrek * shudders*

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I'm kinda surprised no one stated the obvious:

Portopotties!!!

I will do everything possible NOT to use one, even if it's just been sanitized.
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I'm kinda surprised no one stated the obvious:

Portopotties!!!

I will do everything possible NOT to use one, even if it's just been sanitized.
I used them daily for 12 yrs... unfortunately you get used to it- although portipotties with boot prints on the seat and s*^t in the corner that's a different story
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pea soup
bad breath
dirty diapers that are disposed of improperly
cigarette butts -ashes -stink

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~ oysters - raw or cooked

~ any fish cooked with the head left on

~ the smell of alcohol

~ the smell of sweaty men

~ cilantro - just nasty to smell and nastier to taste

~ jello molds with the fruit inside
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I'm a little scared of the answer, but why are there boot prints on the seat?
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Oh my giddy aunt! I hate loath and detest damn shoe prints on toilet seats!!!!! Bloody hell, use the squat toilet or take your frigging shoes off! And then it smashes up the toilet seat as well.

ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! <--- steam coming out of ears.
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Bathroom hygiene, the lack of it. Since I have transitioned and now use the mens restroom, I am grossed out by the number of guys I have seen exit the restroom without washing their hands.

Another bathroom related thing, I watch the TV program Shameless. Every show starts with the theme song and regular lead in shots, and part of it includes what goes on in the bathroom. The baby playing in toilet water, people sitting on the toilet while others walk in and out. No personal space, a moment of privacy.
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COTTONBALLS!!!

Gah! I can feel every fiber scraping against each other, gives me chills!
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Dried up vomit, dirty panties left on bathroom floor, and seeing rings from sweat on a tshirt someones wearing
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People who leave their dogs/pets in a hot car..

Kids with runny noses!

The GoDaddy.com kissing commercial.

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Rotten teeth.
Decaying animals.
Cat pee, cat crap,cat hair balls anything to do with cats.
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