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Old 01-29-2013, 12:16 AM   #1
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people who play with their dentures in their mouth..or taking them out and licking the inside of them..and putting them back in...
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When my shunt tubing moves and I can hear it click behind my ear or when they change the setting with the magnets and it gets all whooshy in my stomach & I want to gag, lol.
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Seeing and hearing someone hocking a lugey (sp?)

Okay based on my other post, I have big issue with nasal functions because a snotty nosed kid with it running down to their mouth... *gag*
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Long nails...hands and feet. Anything other than short, manicured and clean is gross to me.
Noses - specially noises that emanate from them. Blow yer frickin' nose or breath through yer mouth...better yet, just stop breathing!
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That the company I work for, is now hosting and sponsoring an annual deer hunting competition, with prizes for the longest deer tail, and largest antler rack. Seriously.

I am completely grossed out by where this company is heading these days. I'm nearly ready to throw in the towel, and sell my jewelery downtown from an open guitar case...
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Hairs and other general yuckies left in the shower, bath, sink or loo.

Spitting whether accompanied by that awful hacking it up noise or not. There is never a good reason to spit in public, ever! Or in private unless you are drowning in nasty lung fluids due to illness. Even then you don't need to announce it!

Bogies in all forms. We all must blow our noses at sometime but eww. At least attempt to find a quiet spot. And no checking out what you found up there! Gag.

Sharing burps and farts in any enclosed space, while people eat or deliberately just to gross people out. It isn't big or clever or funny.

Seeing someone not wash their hands after using a public toilet. How do I get out without touching the door!? Nasty.

Finding something in my food that isn't supposed to be there especially hair. Even when I know for a fact it is one of my own hairs that happened to land on my plate. That's it. I'm done eating.
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Burnt microwave popcorn.
Long dirty fingernails.
Moisture or anything hanging off or embedded in facial hair.
Dogs with mucus crusted around their eyes.
Smell of brussel sprouts.
Sour milk.
Mouthful of cold coffee that was suppose to be hot.
Silkworms in your corn.
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