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02-02-2013, 11:30 AM
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I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say " I suppose you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today"
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02-11-2013, 07:19 AM
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Now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens * DWI- Driving While Incontinent * FWIW - Forgot Where I Was * GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low * GHA - Got Heartburn Again * LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out * LOL- Living on Lipitor * * TOT- Texting on Toilet * Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) |
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03-07-2013, 10:44 AM
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Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your X, she's never coming back and dont ask Y. |
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03-28-2013, 11:20 AM
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There are two words in a person's life that will open lots of doors for them - Push and Pull.
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03-28-2013, 01:41 PM
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lol, I don't care what anyone says; this makes me laugh every time!
3 men walked into a bar. The 4th one ducked.
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03-31-2013, 04:42 AM
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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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04-06-2013, 01:09 PM
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My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, i said no we all seem to enjoy it.
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