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Old 02-03-2013, 08:43 PM   #1
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That awkward moment when you're too busy flirting with someone and not paying any attention to where you're walking and bam! right into a pole. Now how cool are you looking? ...it's kind of like the lipstick on your teeth thing.
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That awkward moment when you decide to wear a cute dress because it is parent conference day at your school and you sit down not realizing your dress got caught onto something, who knows what, but it shouldn't be physically possible and then suddenly you feel cold on your right butt cheek. That is correct, your right butt cheek, and you look down to realize that your right butt cheek is no longer covered by your cute dress but fully exposed and WHY ON EARTH don't you spray tan your butt cheeks if things like this are going to happen....

Of course, I wouldn't know anyone that this happened to. All hypothetical...really...I swear....That is all!

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