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Old 11-17-2009, 08:05 PM   #1
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I have a huge fetish for linens..
I am fairly OCD about organization and can go into complete shut down mentally in the midst of chaos...
I am a tender delicate flower...
I love antique mechanical toys...
I have never felt more loved than I do by my perfection...
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Old 11-17-2009, 08:26 PM   #2
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1 - I am quite intelligent, bordering on geeky (don't let the hair color fool you)
2 - My favorite book of all time is "The Velveteen Rabbit"
3 - I am an avid reader and get twitchy if I don't have something to read
4 - There are times that I just ADORE my rose-colored glasses
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:06 PM   #3
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i didn't know how to drive the car when i bought it as a young girl, until on the way home; i believe cow-friends are the best; i am not a light sleeper; the sock smile cracks me up; & i'm very happy after a hsus meeting this evening.
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1. It really bothers me when there are empty hangers mixed in with my clothes.

2. I direct the music on my radio, you know the whole wand conductor thing... yeah...

3. I keep a "100 things to do before I die" list

4. I am a nudist at heart...

5. I love chocolate but hate chocolate ice cream.
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:38 PM   #5
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1) I am a cross-stitch fanatic
2) I watch wrestling religiously (My favorite wrestler is Shawn Michaels)
3) I am obsessed with Facebook and farm all the time
4) I could also live on pepsi if that was possible (just like NJFemmie)
5) I could listen to 80's hair bands all day
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:51 AM   #6
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1. My 30s have been better than my 20s, which were better than my teens, which were better than my early childhood. I'm looking forward to what my 40s bring.

2. If all goes according to plan, I am only about 6 months away from being an empty-nester. I have never lived alone before and am trying to prepare myself.

3. I keep chopsticks, dog treats, and coffee in my desk at work at all times.

4. I have someone really special in my life who barely does email and doesn't do forums or other online communities at all.

5. I like reptiles, especially snakes and geckos. It makes me angry when someone kills a snake merely for existing. Not many things make me angry, but wanton killing is around the top of the list.

Bonus: In the last couple of months I've had my first ever revenge fantasies, all featuring the incompetent consultant I'm currently required to report to at work, who makes huge, business-continuity-threatening mistakes and blames them all on me.
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1. I am addicted to the Twilight Saga, and the Sookie Stackhouse Series.

2. I am half Puerto Rican and half Mexican but cant speak spanish (only the bad words hehe)

3. I like to cook an think i am pretty good at it too!

4. I love senseless comedy (Fanboys, Sex Drive, Superbad, Half Baked, Southpark)

5. I work 2 jobs and have 4 kids and LITERALLY have no time for myself
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:57 PM   #9
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1. I love Corn Pops and Fruit Loops, but not together.

2. I've eaten about 8 Jolly Rancher candy canes tonight.

3. I'm going to make guac tomorrow. My new favorite snack is guac with salsa and chips. Before this past year, I never cared for guacamole.

4. I'm making a crockpot full of bacony pinto beany goodness this weekend.

5. I used to be more of a Pepsi person, but as I've aged, I've switched camps to Coke.
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Old 01-08-2010, 05:54 PM   #10
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I'm a designer and a white pager.
I rely on my instincts in the creative process
which works 9 times out of ten.

I don't do cock fights or pissing contests.
My person is as common and rugged an old western
and I'm secure with those qualities.

I'm a practicing Catholic as far as my heart allows, not as the church allows.

I don't like vulgar language except in bed.

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Old 01-09-2010, 11:03 AM   #11
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  • I enjoy movies from the 1970's and make apretty watch them with me over and over again.
  • I'm back in the classroom for the first time in over 20 years.
  • I was the MC for my junior high school talent show. It was the last time I participated in an extra curricular school activity.
  • I enjoy the public library.
  • Real pizza is my favorite food. Ham and pineapple on pizza is not an option.
  • I'm addicted too Bubble Shooter.
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Old 11-18-2009, 07:30 AM   #12
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I have a huge fetish for linens..
I am fairly OCD about organization and can go into complete shut down mentally in the midst of chaos...
I am a tender delicate flower...
I love antique mechanical toys...
I have never felt more loved than I do by my perfection...
Bonus: My" inner child" loves adventure and sci fi flicks and childrens books


I have never loved another as I do you...

I indulge the linen fetish (think enable)

Sometimes, my inner child (rotten brat) doesn't cater to the OCDness just to watch Hys head explode.

I have a stiletto/lovely shoe obsession.

I am rather tall... 6'1 without the lovely shoes...

I have been known to wear do-rags, beaters and pink camo basketball shorts out in public.
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1. I work in a Hallmark sweatshop writing saccharine love verse.
2. I have cufflinks.
3. e lets me paint her toenails
4. I believe that both truck balls and those inane stick figure family stickers should be outlawed.
5. I've ridden a Holstein cow.
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1. I am 4 foot 11
2. I am self employed
3. I own exotic pets
4. I have a camoflauge obsession
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What kind of exotic pets do you own?
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1) I am a dysfunctional Dyslexic (thank goodness for spell check) though I am usually to lazy to re-read and correct my postings.
2) I have medically been considered Flat lined 3 times in my life. My longest being 3 minutes and 47 seconds and have seen the other side, to which I now see spirits (No not I see gay people) I see apparitions .
3) I love being around people, but I really am an introvert. Thus my compassion for people is overwhelming at times.
4) I am not really a very good dancer, but I do love to Salsa & Merengue.
5) I have always used humor to release tense situations.
The bonus~ I am loved and well taken care of by the Doll... She believes in me, even when in doubt, she loves me unconditionally, and even changed her diet to suit mines even if she's not a Celiac, now that's Love.
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1. I have been clean off illegal drugs for over 5 years now

2. Am adopted with 7 half siblings and 1 step sibling

3. Has 27 nieces and nephews total, with prolly about 4 great nieces and nephews

4. Avid horror movie fan, can't get enough even cheesy one

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Old 11-21-2009, 10:39 PM   #18
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4. I believe that both truck balls and those inane stick figure family stickers should be outlawed.
1. Could we add the Calvin prayin' or pissin' or whathaveyou decals to this list?
2. I'll do just about anything for a Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie.
3. I hate the smell of White Shoulders perfume.
4. I'm pretty quiet, but I don't miss much of what's going on around me.
5. I make a mean salsa.
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:47 PM   #19
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* Like others here, when nervous or tense situations come up, I mask it with humor.

* I have a hairpulling disorder called Trichatillomania....and of course I am totally okay with laughing at myself over it.

* I cannot STAND Dave Matthews and/or his band

* Is not all that sad that Oprah is ending her show...I work during the day and never watch it anyway. lol

* I really miss that show Third Rock From the Sun.
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* Steve Martin makes me retch. The IDEA of Steve Martin makes me twitch. I cannot watch movies or tv shows where Steve Martin appears. I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like mayonnaise and eggs mixed together. NO. STEVE. MARTIN.

* As a matter of fact, I often associate smells with certain people. Sometimes the smells have nothing to do with the person, sometimes they just represent what I *think* they should/would smell like. i.e.: When I think of PapaChris, I think of fresh-mown grass. When I think of IrishGrrl, I think of the smell of Estee Lauder lipstick. When I think of Arwen, I think of Violets. And for the record, Jackhammer is "new car smell". etc. etc.

* I have a fear of falling down into a pile of vomit. If I think about it too much, it makes my hands sweat.

* I sleepwalk. A lot. Jackhammer has caught me doing random and wild things during our tenure.

* I have a secret "twin" language with my dog and she understands me.
"Ooosaboo itta puddy gah!"
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