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Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.
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Instead of reading: Does anyone know about spiritual healing? I read: Does anyone know about sexual healing? Yes, my mind is frequently in the gutter, but that is not new, and I see no reason to feel ashamed about that ![]() |
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I said:
"After your break, I'm going to put my show on and go to bed" She heard: "After your break, I'm going to put my shoe on and go to bed" |
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What she said … “That was the biggest fish I caught at Hagg Lake”
What I heard … “That was the biggest fish I caught that had legs” |
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This thread needs [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Scuse-While-Kiss-This-Guy/dp/B0028N73KM/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1365904593&sr=1-1&keywords=excuse+me+while+i+kiss+this+guy"]this book[/ame].
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Off hand I can't recall some of these Oops moments but I can assure you they have happened and I will eventually be contributing to this thread in the future...
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At a dinner party. Total of 6 guests....
host: would anyone like some more dinner? guy: ahahahaaaaaaa! host: what? guy: I thought you said "would anyone like another dinner?" It was super funny with everyone's expressions... ![]() |
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