What Cracked You Up Today?

maryam · 02-14-2013, 06:56 PM

So I'm outside this morning taking pictures of the flowers in the yard, and the neighbors are walking their weird little puffball with the Napoleon complex. He's like a poodle/peke/pug cross. So he's kinda fluffy and funny-lookin'. He comes over to bark at me (in my own yard!) and knocks a brick off the edge of the flower bed. He gets mightily offended and proceeds to ATTACK the brick, snarling and barking and biting and scratching at it. I cracked up laughing. He was just so pointlessly RAGEY. His owner was mightily offended at me laughing at him. Sorry dood, but if you're gonna let your puffball come into my yard to bark at me and my flowers, I reserve the right to point and laugh at your doggie...

bkisbutchenuff · 02-14-2013, 07:09 PM

Getting a sweet call from an old friend who's home visiting!

bkisbutchenuff · 02-15-2013, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bkisbutchenuff

Getting a sweet call from an old friend who's home visiting!

It's the giggles and snorts that cracks me up....safe travels!

PaPa · 02-15-2013, 09:33 AM

cinnamongrrl · 02-16-2013, 11:29 AM

This did! And Teddy wonders why I want a baby elephant so badly...

http://screen.yahoo.com/baby-elephan...231138164.html

bkisbutchenuff · 02-16-2013, 02:20 PM

..... The drive - thru....

Miss Scarlett · 02-16-2013, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bkisbutchenuff

..... The drive - thru....

jac · 02-16-2013, 08:26 PM

So it appears my grandson has a problem

A phone chat between my daughter and I this evening....
her: mom, we took the baby gates down four nights ago but have to put them back up for a bit longer.
me: why is this?
her: it appears julian has an addiction and he acts on it at around 4am every morning... unless the gates are up.
me: ummmm okay, so what is his addiction?
her: he goes downstairs and gets into the snack (raisins, crackers, chocolate, and milk) and veggies out on the couch with his movies.
me: ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

her: no mom it's not funny!!
me: I was worried it was something worse. do you have proof?

her: yes!! he's passed out on the couch with all the packaging, chocolate on his face, crumbs all over the place and the remote in his hand.
me: lmaoooooo

sorry but I'll need proof to believe this story.

her: *sigh*

jcisbutch · 02-16-2013, 08:57 PM

revisiting a funny conversation from last night....still was hilarious this morning and still funny almost 24 hours later....

bkisbutchenuff · 02-24-2013, 09:50 AM

bgp's Macaroni and Cheese ....LMBO....

Blade · 02-24-2013, 12:10 PM

There is never a dull moment at my church Preacher Randy can tell the best stories. Thing is he was a cop for 25 yrs and the stories are real.

TheMerryFairy · 02-24-2013, 12:15 PM

Kids and the way they think

It's really cute sometimes - until you have to do the cleanup.

StrongButch · 02-24-2013, 04:20 PM

Talking to a sexy woman on phone and she was talking about sex with me at 80. I put on Can You Handle It-Usher (rofl)

Blade · 02-26-2013, 03:21 PM

My brother text me at like 7 this morning...it went something like this

Him...Bro is that the back of your head in the paper this morning?

Me....HUH?

Him.....Did you go to a benefit for so and so Saturday night?

Me....Yes, and what the hell are you doing up at this hour( he's famous for sleeping til noon)

Him...woke up at 3 and couldn't go back to sleep so I got up and started working

Me...HUH? ( he usually goes to sleep around 3)

Him...yeah I thought that was the back of your head

I don't ever remember my Brother ever seeing the back of my head when it didn't have a hat on it so I have no idea how he knew it was my head and I am starting to get a complex wondering if it is warped a special way or something. Anyway I guess there are a lot worse ways to make the paper. At least it wasn't in the jail dockets, or the obituary

alexri · 02-26-2013, 08:26 PM

02-14-2013, 07:09 PM	#2
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02-24-2013, 12:10 PM	#11
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02-14-2013, 06:56 PM	#1
maryam Member How Do You Identify?: femme-ish Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: taken Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: somewhere, out there.... Posts: 263 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 675 Thanked 794 Times in 231 Posts Rep Power: 4979164	So I'm outside this morning taking pictures of the flowers in the yard, and the neighbors are walking their weird little puffball with the Napoleon complex. He's like a poodle/peke/pug cross. So he's kinda fluffy and funny-lookin'. He comes over to bark at me (in my own yard!) and knocks a brick off the edge of the flower bed. He gets mightily offended and proceeds to ATTACK the brick, snarling and barking and biting and scratching at it. I cracked up laughing. He was just so pointlessly RAGEY. His owner was mightily offended at me laughing at him. Sorry dood, but if you're gonna let your puffball come into my yard to bark at me and my flowers, I reserve the right to point and laugh at your doggie...

02-15-2013, 09:33 AM	#4
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02-16-2013, 11:29 AM	#5
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02-16-2013, 08:26 PM	#8
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02-24-2013, 12:15 PM	#12
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02-26-2013, 03:21 PM	#14
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	My brother text me at like 7 this morning...it went something like this Him...Bro is that the back of your head in the paper this morning? Me....HUH? Him.....Did you go to a benefit for so and so Saturday night? Me....Yes, and what the hell are you doing up at this hour( he's famous for sleeping til noon) Him...woke up at 3 and couldn't go back to sleep so I got up and started working Me...HUH? ( he usually goes to sleep around 3) Him...yeah I thought that was the back of your head I don't ever remember my Brother ever seeing the back of my head when it didn't have a hat on it so I have no idea how he knew it was my head and I am starting to get a complex wondering if it is warped a special way or something. Anyway I guess there are a lot worse ways to make the paper. At least it wasn't in the jail dockets, or the obituary __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

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