What Cracked You Up Today?

StrongButch · 02-24-2013, 04:20 PM

Talking to a sexy woman on phone and she was talking about sex with me at 80. I put on Can You Handle It-Usher (rofl)

Hollylane · 02-24-2013, 10:27 PM

Gaige and I were just chatting during her break, about our high school days. She said she would have dated a flag captain (yes, I was the marching band flag captain ), and the conversation went something like this...

Me:
"Baby, you were a jock, you wouldn't have dated the captain of the flag team. You've seen that picture, and I was a dork! You would have been dating a cheerleader."

Proof, as a blonde, and with a mullet :

Gaige:
"Yes I would have dated you, and you would have been cool with me, wearing my letterman jacket. Hey! I thought that you said you were a rebel in high school."

Me:
"I was, after my freshman year as captain of the flag team. We would have never dated in high school. Baby, I was like Ally Sheedy after my freshman year, and you were like Emilio Estevez. That would have never happened."

TheMerryFairy · 02-24-2013, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollylane

Gaige and I were just chatting during her break, about our high school days. She said she would have dated a flag captain (yes, I was the marching band flag captain ), and the conversation went something like this...

Me:
"Baby, you were a jock, you wouldn't have dated the captain of the flag team. You've seen that picture, and I was a dork! You would have been dating a cheerleader."

Proof, as a blonde, and with a mullet :

Gaige:
"Yes I would have dated you, and you would have been cool with me, wearing my letterman jacket. Hey! I thought that you said you were a rebel in high school."

Me:
"I was, after my freshman year as captain of the flag team. We would have never dated in high school. Baby, I was like Ally Sheedy after my freshman year, and you were like Emilio Estevez. That would have never happened."

Ally Sheedy is still a crush of mine. Oh John hughes references! You completely made me swoon there

maryam · 02-24-2013, 10:48 PM

I had to do store calls again today, so I was in a BigBox, demonstrating a brand of computers. So a family comes in, two dads and a kid about 5. They're shopping for a new computer. So I start with the "qualifying questions". What do you use it for? Will this be for business or home use? What happened to your last computer? I find out that it's a home computer, mostly used for surfing the Internet, and their old one died from a virus. When we're at this retailer, we're supposed to suggest add ons, like Tech Support and stuff. (I know it's a pain, guys, but we have to do it. Especially when the store manager is lurking around the Vendor Reps like me, watching us work!) So I was all "Oh, that's too bad. You know, sometimes we can save those systems. Did you bring it in and have Tech Support look at it?" Dad number one says "No, no, that's okay, it was old anyway so it's time for an upgrade." I was like "okay, cool, well, let me show you what I have. And then if you want to bring the old one in anyway, they can refurbish it for the kids to use as a home work computer or something." The kid says "That's okay, Miss, I don't want to use it. It has all these pictures of naked people kissing and stuff like that on it."

Dad and Dad turned BRIGHT RED. One of the other Vendors choked and had to "go get a drink". The Manager found himself elsewhere FAST. I didn't laugh, I demonstrated what we had and sold them a computer. With Kaspersky Anti-Virus! Then I was all, "I'm taking a break" and rushed off to the break room. Whereupon me, the manager and a bunch of the Computer peeps rolled laughing.

Jesse · 02-24-2013, 11:36 PM

This is an awesome horse and trainer team!

Degotoga · 02-25-2013, 07:50 PM

TheMerryFairy · 02-25-2013, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degotoga

*Laughs* I don't think they could have done this any better.

PaPa · 02-25-2013, 08:27 PM

A wife goes out for a night on the town with the girls, telling her husband she’ll be home around midnight.

Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing, the girls are laughing and having a great time. At around 2:45 in the morning, drunk as hell, she finally gets a cab and makes her way back home.

She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound. She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound. Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk, she’s quite proud of herself for being so stealthy.

Just then, the cuckoo clock in the hallway goes off, cuckooing 3 times signalling the late hour. Realizing he might wake up, she decides to cuckoo another 9 times. She smiles to herself, proud that she’d come up with such a clever solution on the spot. He’d never know the difference!

That next morning during breakfast the husband looked at his wife, who was obviously hungover, and asked, “So… what time did you get in last night?”

“Oh, right around midnight, just like I said,” she replied. The husband didn’t seem disturbed at all. Her plan had worked!

“Well,” he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.”

“Why do you say that?” she asked.

“Because last night the one we have cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘oh shit,’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

jac · 02-28-2013, 06:20 AM

Staff meeting yesterday....

A topic of masturbation came up and was forever returned throughout the remainder of the meeting. I tried to save it for last but what I thought was the tail end of the meeting wound up being about another 20 minutes of lingering discussions of various topics. Masturbation was one topic that just kept returning.

director: so we need to have a way to talk with the kids about the proper way of being discreet about their actions
staff 1: *pops in the doorwway to ask a question*
staff 2: how would you approach the topic of masturbation?
staff 1: randomly or while it is happening?
director: right smack in the middle of it
staff 1: seriously? this is what you have for meetings?
everyone: YES!
staff 1: I'm coming to these meetings more often then!
me and staff 1: no pun intended!!

director: they say it can make you blind if you do it enough *leans in toward me* How's that vision going for ya?

me: omg you seriously went there? you dawg!

everyone: *roaring laughter*

TheMerryFairy · 02-28-2013, 07:26 PM

THIS line "whoever thinks diamonds are a girls best friend clearly doesn't know about baby wipes"

While I agree that baby wipes are awesome, especially for makeup removal, I couldn't help but laugh out loud hard.

jac · 02-28-2013, 07:57 PM

Set the scene:
I'm in the kitchen fixing lunch for the kids. I ask another staff to get something from another program in the building. She returns with item requested and a rolling office chair.

me: in the kitchen? really??
staff: *looking down the ramp from the kitchen to the hallway to the common area* do you think it would be inappropriate if a went rolling down the ramp in there where everyone is?
me: well, yeh but let's do it anyway.
staff: *hops on the office chair* Let's!!
me: *gives a good solid shove*
DOWN THE RAMP/HALLWAY SHE GOESSSSSSSSSS.............

*laughter roars from down the hall*

35 or so minutes later....
director: I don't want you going along with anymore of her shenanigans anymore.... * wink*

*wink*

JustBeingMe · 02-28-2013, 08:16 PM

Someone using this for an avatar in chat today LMAO

JustBeingMe · 02-28-2013, 08:17 PM

[COLOR="Blue"]Someone using this for an avatar in chat today LMAO[/COLOR]

WingsOnFire · 02-28-2013, 08:53 PM

My coworker.. who would send me the funniest emails at just the right moment today. I so needed those laughs.

jac · 03-03-2013, 08:35 AM

I have a sign I made for a "coming out" event years ago.It's animated with a guy hiding behind clothes in a clest and another at the door telling him it's okay to come out. It's propped at the top of the spiral leading into my eagle's nest (bedroom). The General is learning to read and so we heard her reading what was written... "come out. We care."

Then she whispers her own words after... "come out it's okay."

Blade · 03-06-2013, 05:22 PM

Being told I was naive and I needed a bodyguard with a cattle prod

maryam · 03-06-2013, 07:53 PM

So the Spousal Unit is sitting at the computer today doing his schedule for work. I'm sitting over here, doing my QC reports for work. One of the cats is jumping on the back of SU's chair, climbing over hys shoulder, across the lap, over the desk to the window sill, down to the floor and back to the back of the chair again. And she pauses to rub against the ankles and do the head butts thing on the way, purring and meowing the whole time. Every time she crosses the lap, SU tries to scoop and cuddle her, but she's not having it. She ended up sitting on the desk, between SU and the monitor, flirting but moving away every time a scoop is imminent. Finally SU looks her right in the big green eyes, channels Yoda and says "Cat. Cuddle, or cuddle not. There is no try."

She flounces over to me, climbs into my lap and flops her fuzzy butt down and starts to purr like a madkitten, giving SU a "so there!" look the whole time. I laughed so hard she got mad and went over to sleep on the couch.

Cats, HOW DO THEY WORK?

Degotoga · 03-06-2013, 08:50 PM

cinnamongrrl · 03-08-2013, 09:22 PM

My miniature poodle, Jacques...I'm giggling recounting this.. went out to do his poodle doodle....went to walk "on" the snow...as he has been accustomed to...since it WAS packed and very shallow in the yard..

..he didn't realize we had just gotten a FOOT of fresh powdery snow....and when he jumped up onto the snow...he just fell in like it was water...and it was instantly up over his head...he jumped out of the snow immediately and shook himself off and looked SO confused...the funniest thing is he just disappeared in the snow..figuratively and literally...since he is white...

LOL...he is originally for NC...this is wayyy more than he's accustomed to....poor Jacquesy....he is cuddling nicely on the couch now

jac · 03-09-2013, 04:12 PM

Yesterday while in the kitchen at work

staff: so I hear you're some kind of super hero
director: oh shit here we go again
me: yes, why yes I am
staff: and what super hero are you and where is your phone booth?
director: let me guess, your booth is the pantry?
me: yes, why yes it is and I am a super hero pirate if you must know
staff: pirates can't be super heros
director: *backs out of kitchen* hmmmm... not sure I'm ready for this
me: I have my cape to prove it
staff: is that all you wear super hero pirate?
me: of course not. I will wear a pirate hat and even an eye patch
director: will your people be approving this?
me: remember, you are my people now, so will you?
staff: and you have all this already?
me: well, except for the hat. it has to be the right one
staff: please say you will wear tights!!
director: if I have to approve this I'm waiting for your response to the tights thing
me: pirates don't wear tights, they wear buccaneers
director: whew: your approved!!
me: both of be gone now *waving my spatuala*

Yes we are this odd there. I will be the super hero pirate for Halloween this year

They just don't know it yet!!

02-24-2013, 04:20 PM	#1
StrongButch Member How Do You Identify?: I see the world thru a lens Preferred Pronoun?: Yes Boss Relationship Status: Chillin out with awesome women Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,018 Thanked 4,183 Times in 1,180 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Cracked you up Talking to a sexy woman on phone and she was talking about sex with me at 80. I put on Can You Handle It-Usher (rofl) __________________ Life is like music,so it can be played in many different styles.

02-24-2013, 10:27 PM	#2
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	80's people...:) Gaige and I were just chatting during her break, about our high school days. She said she would have dated a flag captain (yes, I was the marching band flag captain ), and the conversation went something like this... Me: "Baby, you were a jock, you wouldn't have dated the captain of the flag team. You've seen that picture, and I was a dork! You would have been dating a cheerleader." Proof, as a blonde, and with a mullet : Gaige: "Yes I would have dated you, and you would have been cool with me, wearing my letterman jacket. Hey! I thought that you said you were a rebel in high school." Me: "I was, after my freshman year as captain of the flag team. We would have never dated in high school. Baby, I was like Ally Sheedy after my freshman year, and you were like Emilio Estevez. That would have never happened."

02-24-2013, 11:36 PM	#5
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02-25-2013, 07:50 PM	#6
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02-28-2013, 06:20 AM	#9
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Staff meeting yesterday.... A topic of masturbation came up and was forever returned throughout the remainder of the meeting. I tried to save it for last but what I thought was the tail end of the meeting wound up being about another 20 minutes of lingering discussions of various topics. Masturbation was one topic that just kept returning. director: so we need to have a way to talk with the kids about the proper way of being discreet about their actions staff 1: pops in the doorwway to ask a question staff 2: how would you approach the topic of masturbation? staff 1: randomly or while it is happening? director: right smack in the middle of it staff 1: seriously? this is what you have for meetings? everyone: YES! staff 1: I'm coming to these meetings more often then! me and staff 1: no pun intended!! director: they say it can make you blind if you do it enough leans in toward me How's that vision going for ya? me: omg you seriously went there? you dawg! everyone: roaring laughter Last edited by jac; 02-28-2013 at 06:27 AM.

02-24-2013, 10:48 PM	#4
maryam Member How Do You Identify?: femme-ish Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: taken Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: somewhere, out there.... Posts: 263 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 675 Thanked 794 Times in 231 Posts Rep Power: 4979164	I had to do store calls again today, so I was in a BigBox, demonstrating a brand of computers. So a family comes in, two dads and a kid about 5. They're shopping for a new computer. So I start with the "qualifying questions". What do you use it for? Will this be for business or home use? What happened to your last computer? I find out that it's a home computer, mostly used for surfing the Internet, and their old one died from a virus. When we're at this retailer, we're supposed to suggest add ons, like Tech Support and stuff. (I know it's a pain, guys, but we have to do it. Especially when the store manager is lurking around the Vendor Reps like me, watching us work!) So I was all "Oh, that's too bad. You know, sometimes we can save those systems. Did you bring it in and have Tech Support look at it?" Dad number one says "No, no, that's okay, it was old anyway so it's time for an upgrade." I was like "okay, cool, well, let me show you what I have. And then if you want to bring the old one in anyway, they can refurbish it for the kids to use as a home work computer or something." The kid says "That's okay, Miss, I don't want to use it. It has all these pictures of naked people kissing and stuff like that on it." Dad and Dad turned BRIGHT RED. One of the other Vendors choked and had to "go get a drink". The Manager found himself elsewhere FAST. I didn't laugh, I demonstrated what we had and sold them a computer. With Kaspersky Anti-Virus! Then I was all, "I'm taking a break" and rushed off to the break room. Whereupon me, the manager and a bunch of the Computer peeps rolled laughing.

02-25-2013, 08:27 PM	#8
PaPa Senior Member How Do You Identify?: GQ Butch Daddy Relationship Status: A Very Protective BIG Daddy... Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 2,657 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,597 Thanked 5,871 Times in 1,530 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	A wife goes out for a night on the town with the girls, telling her husband she’ll be home around midnight. Midnight passes by, drinks are flowing, the girls are laughing and having a great time. At around 2:45 in the morning, drunk as hell, she finally gets a cab and makes her way back home. She gets to the front door and ever-so-gently nudges it open, not making a sound. She takes her shoes off, again not making a sound. Knowing her husband will give her hell for coming home so late and drunk, she’s quite proud of herself for being so stealthy. Just then, the cuckoo clock in the hallway goes off, cuckooing 3 times signalling the late hour. Realizing he might wake up, she decides to cuckoo another 9 times. She smiles to herself, proud that she’d come up with such a clever solution on the spot. He’d never know the difference! That next morning during breakfast the husband looked at his wife, who was obviously hungover, and asked, “So… what time did you get in last night?” “Oh, right around midnight, just like I said,” she replied. The husband didn’t seem disturbed at all. Her plan had worked! “Well,” he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.” “Why do you say that?” she asked. “Because last night the one we have cuckooed 3 times, then said ‘oh shit,’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

02-28-2013, 07:26 PM	#10
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02-28-2013, 07:57 PM	#11
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Gotta spit this out before I forget....... Set the scene: I'm in the kitchen fixing lunch for the kids. I ask another staff to get something from another program in the building. She returns with item requested and a rolling office chair. me: in the kitchen? really?? staff: looking down the ramp from the kitchen to the hallway to the common area do you think it would be inappropriate if a went rolling down the ramp in there where everyone is? me: well, yeh but let's do it anyway. staff: hops on the office chair Let's!! me: gives a good solid shove DOWN THE RAMP/HALLWAY SHE GOESSSSSSSSSS............. laughter roars from down the hall 35 or so minutes later.... director: I don't want you going along with anymore of her shenanigans anymore.... * wink* wink

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03-03-2013, 08:35 AM	#15
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	I have a sign I made for a "coming out" event years ago.It's animated with a guy hiding behind clothes in a clest and another at the door telling him it's okay to come out. It's propped at the top of the spiral leading into my eagle's nest (bedroom). The General is learning to read and so we heard her reading what was written... "come out. We care." Then she whispers her own words after... "come out it's okay."

03-06-2013, 05:22 PM	#16
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03-06-2013, 07:53 PM	#17
maryam Member How Do You Identify?: femme-ish Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: taken Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: somewhere, out there.... Posts: 263 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 675 Thanked 794 Times in 231 Posts Rep Power: 4979164	So the Spousal Unit is sitting at the computer today doing his schedule for work. I'm sitting over here, doing my QC reports for work. One of the cats is jumping on the back of SU's chair, climbing over hys shoulder, across the lap, over the desk to the window sill, down to the floor and back to the back of the chair again. And she pauses to rub against the ankles and do the head butts thing on the way, purring and meowing the whole time. Every time she crosses the lap, SU tries to scoop and cuddle her, but she's not having it. She ended up sitting on the desk, between SU and the monitor, flirting but moving away every time a scoop is imminent. Finally SU looks her right in the big green eyes, channels Yoda and says "Cat. Cuddle, or cuddle not. There is no try." She flounces over to me, climbs into my lap and flops her fuzzy butt down and starts to purr like a madkitten, giving SU a "so there!" look the whole time. I laughed so hard she got mad and went over to sleep on the couch. Cats, HOW DO THEY WORK?

03-06-2013, 08:50 PM	#18
Degotoga Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status: Enjoying butchelorhood Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Texas Posts: 3,301 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,390 Thanked 4,380 Times in 1,233 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	__________________ Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer.

03-08-2013, 09:22 PM	#19
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,247 Thanked 27,604 Times in 6,959 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	My miniature poodle, Jacques...I'm giggling recounting this.. went out to do his poodle doodle....went to walk "on" the snow...as he has been accustomed to...since it WAS packed and very shallow in the yard.. ..he didn't realize we had just gotten a FOOT of fresh powdery snow....and when he jumped up onto the snow...he just fell in like it was water...and it was instantly up over his head...he jumped out of the snow immediately and shook himself off and looked SO confused...the funniest thing is he just disappeared in the snow..figuratively and literally...since he is white... LOL...he is originally for NC...this is wayyy more than he's accustomed to....poor Jacquesy....he is cuddling nicely on the couch now

03-09-2013, 04:12 PM	#20
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	Yesterday while in the kitchen at work staff: so I hear you're some kind of super hero director: oh shit here we go again me: yes, why yes I am staff: and what super hero are you and where is your phone booth? director: let me guess, your booth is the pantry? me: yes, why yes it is and I am a super hero pirate if you must know staff: pirates can't be super heros director: backs out of kitchen hmmmm... not sure I'm ready for this me: I have my cape to prove it staff: is that all you wear super hero pirate? me: of course not. I will wear a pirate hat and even an eye patch director: will your people be approving this? me: remember, you are my people now, so will you? staff: and you have all this already? me: well, except for the hat. it has to be the right one staff: please say you will wear tights!! director: if I have to approve this I'm waiting for your response to the tights thing me: pirates don't wear tights, they wear buccaneers director: whew: your approved!! me: both of be gone now waving my spatuala Yes we are this odd there. I will be the super hero pirate for Halloween this year They just don't know it yet!!